A man goes off to have a routine prostate exam done. An hour later, he returns home, looking mildly upset. His wife takes notice, and asks him what's wrong. The man takes a disappointed breath, and replies. "I have good news and bad news." his wife looks concerned. "What's the good news?" "Good news is that the doctor says there's nothing wrong with me." The wife is puzzled. "Okay, and the bad news is?" "Bad news is he had to use his finger this time." The wife nearly chokes on her coffee. She knew she'd regret pressing further, but she did it anyways. "...And why did he have to use his finger?" "Because," the man replied, "he left his Viagra at home."
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