girls seeing another mans penis

[B_bigheadpat]

My girlfriend recently accidentally walked in on another man peeing and saw his penis. She told me the story and about how big she thought it was for a limp penis. Just looking for similar stories to compare you reactions to hers.

 

[EllieP]

If I accidentally saw another man's penis I would be highly embarrassed for the both of us.

 

[MickeyLee]

if i accidentally saw another man's penis *really, even with my life style, unexpected naked people are thin on the ground*... well, i would just add another check mark in my 'random penis moments' column. then proceed with my life.

unless i happened upon a nekkid man in a very unexpected way.. like opened my closet door and found a nude man wearing nothing but a smile and fairy wings.. i wouldn't even bother passing on the story. i got better thang to ramble about.. like SPN, WD and Who. :13:



wait.. ya wouldn't be looking for wank fodder would ya?

 

[LaFemme]

Random penis sightings wouldn't phase me. What I'm afraid of happening is seeing accidentally seeing the penis of someone I know or might be related to. In that case, if I was meant to see it, I would have already seen it. Accidentally viewing it? Ick! I'd have to gouge my eyes out with spoons.

 

[MickeyLee]

*beginnings of flashbacks... brain short circuits to protect sanity... assumes fetal position... rocks to self sooth*

what was i gonna say?
*blink*
why do i suddenly want my woobie?


is why i can't go through a door without knocking first

 

[Serial Kisser]

I'd have to bleach my eyes, of course. That's the standard punishment for seeing someone's penis other than your S/O's right?

 

[Daisy]

This is a crazy question. What would anyone do if they saw a penis?? Freak out? Faint? Start masturbating??

 

[LaFemme]

*beginnings of flashbacks... brain short circuits to protect sanity... assumes fetal position... rocks to self sooth*

what was i gonna say?
*blink*
why do i suddenly want my woobie?


is why i can't go through a door without knocking first

I hear you. I have scars. Deep scars not even chocolate will will heal! I swear I went blind for three days.

 

[EllieP]

I think he wants to know if we would point and giggle.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Accidental peen sighting means I immediately try not to see, excuse myself, and say nothing to anyone who knows him, ever. I am embarrassed for us both.

 

[LaFemme]

I think he wants to know if we would point and giggle.

Point and giggle? I couldn't. I was stumbling around the kitchen in shock, trying to find some spoons with which I could gouge out my eyes.

 

[MickeyLee]

i keep a taco bell spork in my back pocket for such emergencies, Mr. Femme

 

[Serial Kisser]

Point and giggle? I couldn't. I was stumbling around the kitchen in shock, trying to find some spoons with which I could gouge out my eyes.

I keep some bleach in a handy spray bottle if you need.

 

[LaFemme]

i keep a taco bell spork in my back pocket for such emergencies, Mr. Femme

I keep some bleach in a handy spray bottle if you need.

Labeled in Braille?

 

[Serial Kisser]

Labeled in Braille?

You know it!

 

[EllieP]

I'm so tired coming back from the gym, but you ladies make me laugh and it hurts!

 

[Tactfulgal]

Who...cares.
I think it's important to try to have decency and not bear all in front of people, but if it accidentally happened, um, so?
The fact that the original poster asked for "stories" leads me to guess he was just looking for a little material.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Now, if I accidentally see a penis labeled in Braille, should I try to read it?

 

[B_bigheadpat]

Yes thank you I was looking for stories, that's why I put it in my post...
Costco has a great deal on plastic sporks