Guys with actual (supposed) measurements from groupie dirt + metal sludge ranked FYI

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I went through those 2 highly talked about (here anyway) lists from here and here. The only additional estimate length not from those 2 sites I added was Tommy Lee, because I've read enough discussion in threads on here to put that range on there. People who want to put it at smaller than 8 here I don't think are taking into account his height.

Obviously like any gossip this is just that and take it with a grain of salt. Again, if anyone has any additional lengths or estimates reported anywhere I'll edit them into the list. I also excluded really obscure people from those lists (like people who didn't even have a wikipedia page). Consider this a Rock companion to the Karrine Steffans rapper dick list circulated widely a couple months ago.

# of '' rocker name (band and talent)
11 Peter Steele (Type O Negative frontman)
> 10 Phil Anselmo (Pantera singer)
10 Joey Castillo (Queens of the Stone Age + Danzig drummer)
10 Tony Kanal (No Doubt bassist)
10 Yogi (ex-Buckcherry guitarist)
? 10 Jerry Cantrell (Alice in Chains guitarist)
< 10 Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin singer/lyricist)
9 Bryan Scott (The Union Underground singer)
9 Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth frontman)
8-9 Tommy Lee (Motley Crue drummer)
8-9 Rikki Rockett (Poison drummer)
> 8.5 Fred Coury (Cinderella drummer)
8.5 Ben "The Ghoul" Graves (Murderdolls drummer)
8.5 Tracii Guns (L.A. Guns, Brides Of Destruction guitarist)
8 (7 girth) Zack De La Rocha (Rage Against The Machine)
8 Ahrue Luster (Machine Head guitarist)
8 Art Alexakis (Everclear)
8 Derrick Green (Sepultura guitarist)
8 Matt Sorum (Ex-Guns N Roses drummer)
8 Riki Racthman (former MTV Headbanger's Ball, Loveline DJ)
8 Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Slash's Snakepit guitarist)
8 Phil Varone (Skid Row drummer)
8 Sean McNabb (Great White bassist)
8 Steve "Sex" Summers (Pretty Boy Floyd singer)
8 Tom Hamilton (Aerosmith bassist)
8 Twiggy Ramirez (Marilyn Manson bassist)
7-8 Chad Gray (Mudvayne vocalist)
7-8 Jeff Hanneman (Slayer guitarist)
7-8 Paul Stanley (Kiss singer/rhythm guitarist/songwriter)
7.5 Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)
6-8 Tom Keifer (Cinderella frontman)
7 Bret Michaels (Poison Singer)
7 Chris Caffery (Savatage guitarist)
7 Coby Dick (Papa Roach singer)
7 Dez Fafara (Coal Chamber vocalist)
7 Kenny Olson (Kid Rock guitarist)
7 Tom Araya (Slayer frontman)
7 Vivian Campbell (Def Leppard guitarist)
> 6.5 Bobby Blotzer (Ratt drummer)
> 6 Eminem
6 Billy Idol
6 Erik Turner (Warrant guitarist)
6 Kerry King (Slayer guitarist)
6 Lars Ulrich (Metallica drummer)
6 Mark Hoppus (Blink 182 singer/bassist)
6 Miguel "Meegs" Rasc&#243;n (Coal Chamber guitarist)
6 Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue bassist/lead songwriter)
6 Ralph Saenz (Metal Skool, Atomic Punks singer)
6 Tobin Esperance (Papa Roach bassist)
5-6 Dan Spitz (Anthrax guitarist)
5-6 Robb Flynn (Machine Head frontman)
5 Dino Cazares (Fear Factory guitarist)
5 Eric Stacy (Faster Pussycat bassist)
5 Glenn Danzig (Misfits)
5 Tim Commerford (Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave bassist)
4.5 Marq Torien (BulletBoys)
3-4 Layne Staley (Alice in Chains singer)
3 Billy Joe Armstrong (Green Day frontman)
3 Mick Brown (Dokken drummer)
 
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Layne Staley didnt have a 3-4" penis. I've seen a secret sex tape with him and a groupie and it was at least 6.5-7"
 
Yeah I've heard alot of different sizes for some of these guys. Don't know how trustworthy any of these groupies are. From what I've read, it seems like the groupies will exaggerate the penis size of a musician who they took a liking to both in bed and out. For instance, I've read that Trent Reznor is pretty average, but is a good lay.

I did read somewhere that Zach De La Rocha and Dani Filth are both pretty massive. Not that my sources were any more credible, just offering my two cents.
 
Oh also, I know that Maynard Keenan's is about 6 inches or so. There's even a Tool song with the chorus "ride a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick" or something like that.
 
kaczynski66 said:
Yeah I've heard alot of different sizes for some of these guys. Don't know how trustworthy any of these groupies are. From what I've read, it seems like the groupies will exaggerate the penis size of a musician who they took a liking to both in bed and out.
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I'd have to agree with you. Back before he married Annette Bening, I read an article where the author interviewed several of Warren Beatty's former lovers and their estimations of his size ranged from "not that memorable" to "massive".

I don't remember the particulars, but my perception at the time was that the women filtered their memories through their current attitudes towards Warren.
 
Jeffin90620 said:
I'd have to agree with you. Back before he married Annette Bening, I read an article where the author interviewed several of Warren Beatty's former lovers and their estimations of his size ranged from "not that memorable" to "massive".

I don't remember the particulars, but my perception at the time was that the women filtered their memories through their current attitudes towards Warren.
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I saw one old pic of him on a mixed celebrities site that showed Beatty larger than average (I think), he looked uncircumcised as well.
 
A number of the guys on this list may be attractive size-wise, but about 95% of them drive me off. Heavy metal types just are not my style, and I can't ever get rid of the impression that they are in need of a high-pressure shower. The remaining 5% are unbeknown to me.
 
ClaireTalon said:
A number of the guys on this list may be attractive size-wise, but about 95% of them drive me off. Heavy metal types just are not my style, and I can't ever get rid of the impression that they are in need of a high-pressure shower. The remaining 5% are unbeknown to me.
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there are a few non-metal guys on the list. One of the 2 main sites that provides this info just happens to have "Metal" in its name.
 
Is there a way to edit the first post (main list) ?

I decided I should add Howard Stern and Fred Norris' measurments to the list (6 and 6.5 respectively) since they are both Rock and Roll and play in the Losers and King Norris, not to mention Howards '60s band "Electric Comic Book".
 
its funny that Phil Anselmo is listed at over 10...considering i saw Pantera in concert once, and he was growling some bullshit about Pantera being the ultimate metal band and saying "if anyone says otherwise, i got eight-and-a-half inches for them to suck on"
 
drumstyck said:
its funny that Phil Anselmo is listed at over 10...considering i saw Pantera in concert once, and he was growling some bullshit about Pantera being the ultimate metal band and saying "if anyone says otherwise, i got eight-and-a-half inches for them to suck on"
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yeah, also if you look at the Peter Steele thread here most people estimate it at being atleast an inch less than they put it at.
 
not sure about measurements but I do have a nudie picture of Twiggy Ramirez (from Marilyn Manson, APC, and NIN) around here somewhere...
 
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