Has this happened to you?

[surferboy]

I'm only above average, so nope. Though like, and I know I've told this story before, when I got my first and only physical, I dyed my pubes orange and green. So like, I undressed in front of the nurse and doctor. And oh my gosh, their faces were priceless! I wish they had like, cell phone cameras or like, those pocket sized digital cameras back then. The nurse looked like she was about to have a stroke or a heart attack

 

[surferboy]

Thanks. I'm a jokester, what can I say?

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by Axex@May 31 2005, 11:24 PM
This happened recently when I went to see a urologist about some pain in my right testicle (turns out it's a hydroseal but i'm taking care of it). It was really awkward when he was feeling me and said, "That's quite a nice penis you have there." It was really hard not to laugh cause he said it in such a professional manner (if there is such a thing when it comes to complementing someone's penis).

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Hydroseal? What happened?

 

[Mr._dB]

How the hell can a hydrocele have anything to do with holding it in too long?????

 

[Steve26]

When I was about 15 my pediatrician told me, while examining my privates, that I was "very vascular." At the time I had no idea what that meant, but in retrospect I think it may have been a veiled reference to my size.

Steve

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by Steve26@Jun 1 2005, 10:37 AM
When I was about 15 my pediatrician told me, while examining my privates, that I was "very vascular." At the time I had no idea what that meant, but in retrospect I think it may have been a veiled reference to my size.

Steve

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Actually, it just means you have a lot of blood vessels, like veins and junk.


EDIT: Totally helps to spell "actually" right, yah? :lol:

 

[Steve26]

That would make sense, surferboy, except that I am not that "veiny" down there (and was not veiny at age 15 either). I could be wrong -- it was a cryptic comment, after all, open to multiple interpretations -- but I'm still inclined to think it was my doctor's somewhat more professional and muted way of saying what's axex's doctor basically blurted out. I should mention, in support of my interpretation, that the doctor did hesitate, as in "very ... (searching for the right word) ... vascular," which makes me think he meant to say something else and then thought better of it.

Steve

P.S. -- No worries about the spelling ... I'm not generally a member of the LPSG Spelling/Grammar Police!

 

[txquis]

I had a hydrocele too, when i was 14 or 15.
Hydroceles and vericoceles are common in truckdrivers and anyone who sits for long periods of time with their balls crunched up together.
But it has several causes.
They guessed mine came from being "racked' really hard in
the balls by my brother during a fight.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Axex@May 31 2005, 11:09 PM
Held it in too long. It's common in truck drivers...

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I think that the symptoms you are describing are different. The prostate can get "in trouble" over holding it in too long over a period of years. The symptoms can include ackes in the testicles, but also frequent urination, prosate infections. inabiity to control the bladder and I am sure other symptoms.

Also having too many erections without ejaculations can result in what we called in high school, the stone ackes.

Those problems are different than the ones caused by trauma to the testicles themselves either by a blow or the constant friction and bumpimg of riding in a truck hours on end day after day.

 

[db03]

I've never heard of that before, and for a doctor to comment on a young 16 yr olds penis is indeed QUITE unprofessional, worrying even!

 

[Knight]

I've never had a physical so I dont know what a doctor would say. Hopefully nothing, it would be embarrassing otherwise.

 

[Bananaman]

Embarassing, indeed. I went in for a physical a few years ago & my doctor had been called away on an emergency of some sort, so they gave me the choice of rescheduling or having the nurse practitioner do the job. I had no problem with changing horses in mid-stream, so into the exam room I went.

The nurse practitioner turned out to be a very attractive young lady who was very professional except for the fact that she kept looking at my crotch. I was wearing nothing but my briefs, and had rearranged my package for comfort's sake, so everything was fairly obvious. Her looking didn't bother me, but she had made an erroneous assumption.

When it came time for me to drop my drawers, she said something like "Please don't be embarassed, I've seen plenty of erections. It happens all the time."
Well, I went ahead and pulled down my underwear without comment and just watched her expression. I was embarassed, yes, but I think she was more so. I then informed her that I wasn't erect, and that people have often made that mistake. I told her not to worry about it. Her expression was priceless, and she was obviously doing her level best to remain professional, so I shut up & let her get on with it.

When the exam was finished, she asked me if a question about my penis would be out of line. I told her to ask away, (I was anticipating "How big does it get") and she asked me "Are you sure you're not at all erect?" I told her that, yes, I'm sure. That's as soft as it gets. She apologised for being unprofessional, and said that her curiosity had overruled her good sense. She was obviously flustered and walked away with the comment that she'd never seen one "quite like that" before. I was quite sure she didn't believe me.

Long story short, when my doctor called with the results of the physical we had a good chuckle over the whole thing. I'm still surprised at myself for not being absolutely mortified, but I guess you've got to win one once in a while. Maybe the humor of the situation balanced the embarassment. I don't know.

B-man

 

[jonb]

Yeah, I thought it was unprofessional to say the least.

 

[mavedick]

Originally posted by Knight@Jun 1 2005, 03:01 PM
I've never had a physical so I dont know what a doctor would say.  Hopefully nothing, it would be embarrassing otherwise.

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Now, Knight, I say this with the utmost respect and admiration, but I gotta say it: You're so open in discussions here about your size, and you show us in pictures. So, why would it be embarrassing to you if a physician giving you a physical noticed that you were huge and said so?

Get a physical, by the way. That's how to stay the fine, healthy fellow that you are.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by Bananaman@Jun 1 2005, 10:23 PM
Embarassing, indeed. I went in for a physical a few years ago & my doctor had been called away on an emergency of some sort, so they gave me the choice of rescheduling or having the nurse practitioner do the job. I had no problem with changing horses in mid-stream, so into the exam room I went.

The nurse practitioner turned out to be a very attractive young lady who was very professional except for the fact that she kept looking at my crotch. I was wearing nothing but my briefs, and had rearranged my package for comfort's sake, so everything was fairly obvious. Her looking didn't bother me, but she had made an erroneous assumption.

When it came time for me to drop my drawers, she said something like "Please don't be embarassed, I've seen plenty of erections. It happens all the time."
Well, I went ahead and pulled down my underwear without comment and just watched her expression. I was embarassed, yes, but I think she was more so. I then informed her that I wasn't erect, and that people have often made that mistake. I told her not to worry about it. Her expression was priceless, and she was obviously doing her level best to remain professional, so I shut up & let her get on with it.

When the exam was finished, she asked me if a question about my penis would be out of line. I told her to ask away, (I was anticipating "How big does it get") and she asked me "Are you sure you're not at all erect?" I told her that, yes, I'm sure. That's as soft as it gets. She apologised for being unprofessional, and said that her curiosity had overruled her good sense. She was obviously flustered and walked away with the comment that she'd never seen one "quite like that" before. I was quite sure she didn't believe me.

Long story short, when my doctor called with the results of the physical we had a good chuckle over the whole thing. I'm still surprised at myself for not being absolutely mortified, but I guess you've got to win one once in a while. Maybe the humor of the situation balanced the embarassment. I don't know.

B-man

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Same thing happened to me some odd yrs ago when I went for my physical for my present job.

 

[Papa Kork]

I went to a relatively small school and physicals were just an event that we were used to. The usual comments were made during the event about different sizes of dicks and they were kind of the norm. I was probably the largest in any of my sports classes and usually heard comments by the others while we were getting the exam. We all stood in line completely naked in the gym locker room and waited our turn for the Dr. to look and feel of our privates. The Dr. was an older man and didn't really seem to care what he said or asked us. For the few of us that were uncut, we were asked to pull the skin back and he would look at the head and examine it and the rest of our equipment. One of the guys had a rather tight foreskin and the Dr. would always tell him he needed to have something done about it. When I would get my turn, the guys would make comments like, boy have you grown since last year and can something that big get any bigger. I just more of less got used to the comments and would just go along with them and laugh. The Dr. was seated in front of us and the rest of the guys were behind when the Dr. was looking and feeling of our privates. The Dr. always felt of my dick and he would put his hand around it and more or less feel of all of it. He would usually pull my foreskin back and he even made the comment that I had a huge one. When we got our summer pre-school sports physical at his office, he ask me if I was able to get a good firm erection. I told him yes and he said he would like to use me as a sample in a study that he was doing on puberty and male development. I didn't really understand what he was saying but, it turned out that he wanted to see me hard and he wanted to measure me before an erection and after. He told me this was completely voluntary on my part and if I didn't want to do it, it would be ok. I really didn't mind him seeing me soft or hard because he had seen me soft many times and I didn't feel that he was doing anything wrong. He had me sit on a table and he measured my dick soft and then he asked me if I could get an erection. I told him probably and he said he wanted to see how erect I got. He had a little instrument that he placed up against my dick and it showed some numbers on it. He asked me if I was as hard as I could get and I told him I felt pretty hard. He measured around the shaft of my dick with a tape measure and then he used another instrument that looked like a compus to measure how wide it was. He then had me stand up and he measured the length of my dick. He asked me if I ever had pain when I got an erection and if I was able to masterbate and have an orgasm. I told him yes and he then took his fingers and felt all around the head and the foreskin of my dick. He said my foreskin was loose enough to not cause any problems during sexual intercourse. He told me that he thought that I might need to have my frenlum (sp) clipped because I had so much foreskin and it would make the retraction of the foreskin more complete. He said he would talk to my father about this if I wanted him to do so. He and my father were friends and I went back to the Dr. with my dad and he had me pull out my dick and he showed my father what he was talking about. My father told me that he had this procedure done several years earlier and that it just made it easier to keep everything clean. I agreed to have the procedure done and other than being sore for a couple of weeks, everything is ok now. I am able to pull all of the skin down the shaft now and it is also easier to keep clean. I got a physical my last year in high school at his office and he gave me a rectal exam and he told me he was going to check my prostate. A nurse was in the room watching him give the exam and I got an erection. She was really looking at my cock and I honestly think I heard her make several sighs and she looked like she was getting hot. She was young and good looking. The Dr. made the comment that she might have a look at it. He said I had the largest he had seen in all his years of practice. She said she had never seen one that large and that she thought her husband was big. When the Dr. turned to get something, I noticed that she felt of my dick and she was looking at it. She placed her hand around the shaft and moved it up and down a couple of times. I was watching her and she raised he eyebrows up several time and he lips seems to pucker. I think she wanted to do more than just feel of it. I felt a little strange about the comments but I didn't really feel that they were being unprofessional at the time. The Dr. has since retired and I went to his retirement party with my parents and when he saw me, he ask me if everything was working well for me. He kind of winked at me and I just told him everything was working just fine. A new young Dr. has taken over his practice and I went to him last summer due to getting into poison ivy. He had me remove my shorts and when he saw my dick, he looked like he didn't know what to say to me. He put some ointment on my dick and balls and legs and he said he had never seen a guy as large as me. I ask him if he really thought I was that big and he said yes. I told him that the Dr. had used me as a test subject and he said he had access to those records. Nothing else was said to me about my dick and he told me to just keep everything clean and to use the ointment. I haven't been back to him and if I need to, I will probably go back.
I don't really feel that a Dr. is out of line if he comments on a part of our body. After all, he is a Dr. I mean if he wanted to wank me or asked me to do him, I would think that was certainly unprofessional. However, I just think he was asking me questions because he wanted to know. On the other hand, I think the nurse was looking at my dick out of sure lust and I think she would have gladly tried to do something if the chance had of come up. She was certainly interested in feeling of it and commenting on it. Never know!

 

[2big]

when i was only 15 or so (freshman) i was going to try out for track, but i needed a physical. so my mom took me to the doctor. i got down to my underwear (as per the request of the nurse) and all the doctor could do was stare at my crotch. at that time i had just started being teased by all the people at the school for having such a large dick, but didn't expect that my doctor would also take such 'attentive' detail to it. without going into specific details i can say that there are doctors and nurses out there who are equally interested in a large cock as the rest of the world. i was quite annoyed by the end of my exam at how long he took--always finding extra ways to slow down the exam and to keepme there in my underwear. in any case, i passed my physical, but didn't see the same doctor the following year.

Originally posted by Careem@Jun 17 2005, 02:19 PM
I went to a relatively small school and physicals were just an event that we were used to. The usual comments were made during the event about different sizes of dicks and they were kind of the norm. I was probably the largest in any of my sports classes and usually heard comments by the others while we were getting the exam. We all stood in line completely naked in the gym locker room and waited our turn for the Dr. to look and feel of our privates. The Dr. was an older man and didn't really seem to care what he said or asked us. For the few of us that were uncut, we were asked to pull the skin back and he would look at the head and examine it and the rest of our equipment. One of the guys had a rather tight foreskin and the Dr. would always tell him he needed to have something done about it. When I would get my turn, the guys would make comments like, boy have you grown since last year and can something that big get any bigger. I just more of less got used to the comments and would just go along with them and laugh. The Dr. was seated in front of us and the rest of the guys were behind when the Dr. was looking and feeling of our privates. The Dr. always felt of my dick and he would put his hand around it and more or less feel of all of it. He would usually pull my foreskin back and he even made the comment that I had a huge one. When we got our summer pre-school sports physical at his office, he ask me if I was able to get a good firm erection. I told him yes and he said he would like to use me as a sample in a study that he was doing on puberty and male development. I didn't really understand what he was saying but, it turned out that he wanted to see me hard and he wanted to measure me before an erection and after. He told me this was completely voluntary on my part and if I didn't want to do it, it would be ok. I really didn't mind him seeing me soft or hard because he had seen me soft many times and I didn't feel that he was doing anything wrong. He had me sit on a table and he measured my dick soft and then he asked me if I could get an erection. I told him probably and he said he wanted to see how erect I got. He had a little instrument that he placed up against my dick and it showed some numbers on it. He asked me if I was as hard as I could get and I told him I felt pretty hard. He measured around the shaft of my dick with a tape measure and then he used another instrument that looked like a compus to measure how wide it was. He then had me stand up and he measured the length of my dick. He asked me if I ever had pain when I got an erection and if I was able to masterbate and have an orgasm. I told him yes and he then took his fingers and felt all around the head and the foreskin of my dick. He said my foreskin was loose enough to not cause any problems during sexual intercourse. He told me that he thought that I might need to have my frenlum (sp) clipped because I had so much foreskin and it would make the retraction of the foreskin more complete. He said he would talk to my father about this if I wanted him to do so. He and my father were friends and I went back to the Dr. with my dad and he had me pull out my dick and he showed my father what he was talking about. My father told me that he had this procedure done several years earlier and that it just made it easier to keep everything clean. I agreed to have the procedure done and other than being sore for a couple of weeks, everything is ok now. I am able to pull all of the skin down the shaft now and it is also easier to keep clean. I got a physical my last year in high school at his office and he gave me a rectal exam and he told me he was going to check my prostate. A nurse was in the room watching him give the exam and I got an erection. She was really looking at my cock and I honestly think I heard her make several sighs and she looked like she was getting hot. She was young and good looking. The Dr. made the comment that she might have a look at it. He said I had the largest he had seen in all his years of practice. She said she had never seen one that large and that she thought her husband was big. When the Dr. turned to get something, I noticed that she felt of my dick and she was looking at it. She placed her hand around the shaft and moved it up and down a couple of times. I was watching her and she raised he eyebrows up several time and he lips seems to pucker. I think she wanted to do more than just feel of it. I felt a little strange about the comments but I didn't really feel that they were being unprofessional at the time. The Dr. has since retired and I went to his retirement party with my parents and when he saw me, he ask me if everything was working well for me. He kind of winked at me and I just told him everything was working just fine. A new young Dr. has taken over his practice and I went to him last summer due to getting into poison ivy. He had me remove my shorts and when he saw my dick, he looked like he didn't know what to say to me. He put some ointment on my dick and balls and legs and he said he had never seen a guy as large as me. I ask him if he really thought I was that big and he said yes. I told him that the Dr. had used me as a test subject and he said he had access to those records. Nothing else was said to me about my dick and he told me to just keep everything clean and to use the ointment. I haven't been back to him and if I need to, I will probably go back.
I don't really feel that a Dr. is out of line if he comments on a part of our body. After all, he is a Dr. I mean if he wanted to wank me or asked me to do him, I would think that was certainly unprofessional. However, I just think he was asking me questions because he wanted to know. On the other hand, I think the nurse was looking at my dick out of sure lust and I think she would have gladly tried to do something if the chance had of come up. She was certainly interested in feeling of it and commenting on it. Never know!

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[rich_cabeza2002]

Being a smaller guy I had the exact opposite problem. When I was 18 I had to go for a physical for a summer job. It was the doctor,myself and a nurse in the room. The nurse was taking notes for the doctor, when it came time for him to check my genitals, I dropped my shorts, he took my genitals in my hand and checked me for a hernia. He told the nurse there was no hernia, she wrote it down and then he said under developed gentials, and she wrotye that down too.