Have you aver been given any nickname because of your bulge?

[deleted23428971]

Hi there! I just wanted to know if anybody out there experienced something similar. Some friends started calling me "the UPS" because of the package, sometimes they call me Mister Trunk or just Sausage. I have to admit that I've tried to make my bulge less noticeable, but it has been difficult to hide. II was told different times that it is difficult not to notice, ahah. t is not a problem for me, of course, but as I said I was curious to know if anybody has had same experiences.

 

[phild]

Yes. At school I was known as Nobby. I do nothing conscious to either show it or hide the 18cm.

 

[Steed Holt]

I've had a number of nicknames but the one that stuck in highschool was "Meat", not very creative but definitely descriptive. In those days, I would have uncontrollable erections and I shielded myself with the books I carried...

 

[deleted23428971]

Yes. At school I was known as Nobby. I do nothing conscious to either show it or hide the 18cm.

I've had a number of nicknames but the one that stuck in highschool was "Meat", not very creative but definitely descriptive. In those days, I would have uncontrollable erections and I shielded myself with the books I carried...

Exactly! Most of the times it is not something you are necessarily aware of (except when you have random boners)... however people do notice and comment.

Do you also have issues when buying trousers? I mean, not just because they might be revealing, but because they are uncomfortable, tight...
There were a few times when I decided not to buy some jeans or other types of trousers because of both reasons. And suits are the most difficult ones.

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Woody on swimteam

 

[phild]

I usually get suits made - don't have many but for the times I wear them it's worth having a good one so no problems there. For ordinary trousers, some fit well, I find 501s great jeans and most of the rest come from a firm called Spoke London which does many fittings and sizes and shorts from Mr Marvis. I get the ones for a guy with big thighs - build C in Spoke language and they are fine too. My nuts are quite high and tight and my dick slips nicely down my right leg.

 

[deleted23428971]

I usually get suits made - don't have many but for the times I wear them it's worth having a good one so no problems there. For ordinary trousers, some fit well, I find 501s great jeans and most of the rest come from a firm called Spoke London which does many fittings and sizes and shorts from Mr Marvis. I get the ones for a guy with big thighs - build C in Spoke language and they are fine too. My nuts are quite high and tight and my dick slips nicely down my right leg.

Ok! As for the suits, same... I get them made.
For sure 501s are a great option. However, I didn't know about that brand (Spoke London), I might search it on the Internet.

The fact is that here the fashion has been slim fit oriented for a long time, and the majority of clothes you can find are just
tight. It's funny how my friends don't share my 'bulging' problem, yet I saw that in my country it is fairly usual (when we wear sweatpants and smart clothes) that big bulges and vpls are shown.

 

[garcon29]

yeah - I was known as Boner B... (first name) because the other guys thought because of my appearance that I always had an erection.

 

[Steve6M]

Woody on swimteam

 

[Linrulz]

My friends call me whale because of my size

 

[Steed Holt]

Clothing was more of a challenge when I was younger but the new stretch fabrics offer great comfort for me both in underwear and outerwear.

The challenge has never really been with comfort but rather with the bulge which can be extreme at the wrong times; the fun is having uncontrolled erections at the right times.

Much like a woman with big breasts, my Cock does hang heavy and I do have lower back pain although I'm not sure it is related. Hard to complain if it is the source of my pain, I just pop a pill and get on with living large!

One thing you must come to terms with is that clothing is always going to emphasize your attribute unless you want to go around tucked like a drag queen; that is not me! Go ahead and look at my meat, I can't and won't hide it from those who may have sensibilities about such things. Chances are that those who notice my bulge are actually interested and often find a way to hook up with me.

The thing is that we all must adapt to our circumstances and feel comfortable in our own skin which for some, may take a lifetime. Fortunately for me, the majority of responses have been positive and that is as good as it gets!

 

[slutzub]

Yes,started wearing skin tight jeans in middle school.

 

[halcyondays]

"Kickstand" was the first I heard from friends. Donkey, snake, horsey, tripod etc soon followed.

 

[BigAl9]

Yes, donkey, pony, 3 legs, tripod, and fence post.

 

[Houellebecq]

No

 

[ASK JEFF]

Exactly! Most of the times it is not something you are necessarily aware of (except when you have random boners)... however people do notice and comment.

Do you also have issues when buying trousers? I mean, not just because they might be revealing, but because they are uncomfortable, tight...
There were a few times when I decided not to buy some jeans or other types of trousers because of both reasons. And suits are the most difficult ones.

Great point! It’s not everyday conversation, but I did have this conversation with a buddy of mine who had the same problem with clothes as I did. I have the same problem—depends on brand—not because I have a dick like an huge elephant trunk, bit it’s sizable and my balls are big. Anyway, go to a tailor. Usually, suits have more room around the seams of the crotch & butt So you can have your “dress” tailored. Dress reference is, and a tailor will ask if he’s good, ”on which side do you dress, sir?”, which gives him the opportunity to increase the fabric allowance in that specific area. There’s some tugging and pinning, but it’s done with class and the pant’s look no different than when you first brought them in. They can *sometimes* do this with jeans that are made well. They literally take them apart and resew them to fit you better.

kisses on your pink parts
JEFF

 

[ASK JEFF]

Fireplug

 

[art]

Tree.

 

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Fireplug

Ahaha... that sounds original!

 

[ViewingPleasure]

This dates me a bit, but mine was called Mickey. No, not for the mouse… stop it!

“Oh Mickey you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey”

“Say hi to Mickey” was code for “suck my cock.”