Have You Ever Add A Badly Timed/inappropriate Erection?

[jjcurious30]

A bit of background:
I agreed to drive a neighbour to a recycling post yesterday. It was quite warm and humid so I was wearing shorts with a mesh lining in place of boxers. It's a good 40min drive and I naturally got a semi from the shorts rubbing on my cock head. By the time we got there I had a sizeable erection (not to brag, haha) and it was quite difficult to hide while driving. My neighbour is an easy going guy and if he did see it probably doesn't matter so I'm not embarrassed per se. I think I actually got harder just thinking about not being able to hide the tent in my shorts.

Any other fun/silly experiences related to a badly timed erection?

 

[6inchcock]

and now you know why most of us weren't born with the ginormous cocks everyone on the internet claims

 

[diver6]

Lots of times! I used to get hard at the drop of a hat!! It’s a real pain!

 

[deleted703704]

All the time

 

[Squirrel1]

Lots of times! I used to get hard at the drop of a hat!! It’s a real pain!

At least you’d have a place to hang your hat.

 

[ronin001]

I have worn shorts like the ones the OP noted on more than one occasion when mowing the lawn. Never produced an erection, that I can remember . But to answer the OP. Yes once or twice; but then only really from mental stimulation from the person in my company; or anticipation of evento to come

 

[hot showers]

When I was young, I had trouble keeping it below a semi when I was naked in front of other guys. I could usually manage it for short bursts--changing between towel and u/w, but longer stretches with my penis exposed in open showers, etc., were more of a challenge. I also had plenty of embarrassing doctor's appointments for the same reason.

 

[barron]

I have always gotten hard really easily and on top of that getting undressed in front of anyone in any kind of situation has always been a problem for me to stay soft. If I get used to a situation it can eventually become less of a problem, but otherwise I'll get hard.

 

[hzs3fg]

Every male who went beyond 6th grade in school has suffered through multiple "badly timed erections".

 

[BigBulgeBruno]

Lots of times! I used to get hard at the drop of a hat!! It’s a real pain!

Same here buddy

 

[BigBulgeBruno]

Every male who went beyond 6th grade in school has suffered through multiple "badly timed erections".

hell yeah. I was taught to be proud of my development and a hard on is natural and it is a source of pride and a display of manly development which men should not be ashamed of

 

[Lance V]

If you are male with a perfectly functioning penis, then you have had an ill-timed erection on more than a few occasions.

As you get older you get more of a handle on timing. Sometimes. My most recent memorable one was the morning after I had taken Cialis for the first time the night before. I did not expect it to last that long. I don't recall anything triggering it, but there it was at a stand up meeting, of all things. All I could do was hold my notebook in the fig leaf position until the meeting ended.

 

[bondjames399]

Wearing pair of sweatpants and a shirt .. the person sitting in front of me I had a crush on but he was unfortunately straight and had a girlfriend. I was sitting behind him and I noticed his shirt was pulled up and his asscrack was showing and the way his pants were loose and pulled down a littl I could look down and see a lot of it
I was so glad to see this much of him and my dick was too .. probably too glad to see it .. I was hard and somehow I think the teacher new it .. calls me name tells me stand up and read paragraph in book we were reading.. I was thinking no one else had to stand up and read why did it have to.. so I just read the paragraph .. the teacher was like stand up and read the paragraph after that ..

I was so hoping that my dick would go down as I stood up so I stood up began reading the paragraph everyone started laughing and the guy in front of me looking at a buddy of his and his buddy pointed at me .. he turned around and saw my erection sticking out of my sweats and his lips were moving and I can tell he was saying oh my god ..

On way home that day he followed me home and I stopped and said what was he doing he says going home .. I never seen him walk home before so I just thought he was going my way to start trouble .. so we walked together and he was like man what were you thinking about that made you hard like that .. I didn’t know how to answer him but answer honestly and told him it was his fault

He said how.. I said first of all you need to wear underwear and he said oh you’re looking at my ass weren’t you I didn’t lie as I told him yeah . I did t hide my sexuality if someone asked me I told them .. I did t know if was wrong or right no one ever told me otherwise ..
He said my secret was safe with him as he put his arm around my shoulders .. turned out we got to my place .. he pointed at his house and told me that’s where he lived And then tells me that I need to turn off my lamp if I was goin to stand at the window and jerk off .. I was like omg. He sees me doing that . I never turned off the lamp

.. we became better friends after that day

 

[double_cream]

Many times is high school and college, the worst were being called to the blackboard, no time to have it go down on it's own. I recall shuffling awkwardly up to the front of the class trying to keep the bulge discreet.

 

[chrisrobin]

At my godson's wedding I got a huge boner during the speeches just listening to and fantasizing over the best man, my beast rose and tented but under the table I was safe.
Anyway after the best man finished he came right over to me and asked if it was a good speech, someone went buy and I had to move my chair and hey presto my dancing cock poked up. He saw and laughed as said that explained the glazed look on my face. H added it looks like it could do damage you'd better go and se to it, at which pint I realised he has a hard on.
We rubbed one out together in the john, admired each other appendage and made a date for later.

 

[bondjames399]

I began getting hard ons at a certain age won’t say .. but I would wear long shirts all the time to hide it and if it was hard and my brothers or friends wanted to play around and wrestle I would run away because I didn’t want them to see I was erect ... when did you begging getting f erections.. answer pm if want open minded so don’t be shy. but me penis has alway got me caught in situations .. couple stories I can’t tell about it hehe but sophomore year in high school being a gay teen ina room full of hot guys either in underwear or naked with their packers swinging and I’d think to myself how are these guys not hard .. I quickly changed clothes and went to leave the room

Couple times they saw it as I wasn’t quick enough so few things happened in locker.room in showers one day .. you see movies. And heard stories of guys picking on the gay one shove to floor Piss on him that happens .. other things happened that made me wonder if they didn’t like the fact I as gay why did they do some of the stuff they did ..


I’ve seen various fellows boners sticking out in pants/shorts — few times were funny times .. but those are stories I’ll keep to myself for various reasons

 

[thick_]

Every male who went beyond 6th grade in school has suffered through multiple "badly timed erections".

Yes many bad timed erections when I was younger. Now not so much but occasionally on walks (I go commando most all the time) occasionally I start to get a semi and the friction of my shorts gets me going to full erection. I will have to stop walking and let it go down.

 

[bondjames399]

Two days ago my nephew wakked in on me after i got out or shower i was combing my hair it got hard for no reason he opened the door and he saw it

 

[bondjames399]

I am sure during times especially from 10 to 16 i mentioned two the other day and i can prob tell about 10 orher times just off top of my head

Even actors have times when dont expectits going to happem! Id name one in particular but not here fpr various reasons if wanna kniw who lt ls and movie he starred in pm me

But heres a clue---he has an extra little fin where a fln dowsnt need to be----its there in one scene an no where else is lt located in the movie and yes i looked-haha

 

[MarioLM]

I would get hard at the sight of big tits which one of my teachers a young blond had.I stood next to her with a little tent in my pant and I didn't try to hide it I didn't think it was big enough to be noticed. Wrong I was it in the mirror and my stomach turned I felt sick for a few seconds. I was relieved