Have you ever regretted cumming onto or into something?

[quiteHorny]

Let me give you an example, one night this week I was up late edging for hours. It got to a point where I was humping my pillow. I went over the edge and pulled out and unloaded right onto my bed sheets. At which point I realized I fucked up as I had just changed them earlier in the day.

Any experiences like that or just me?

 

[lapdog2001]

I never wanted to do any kind of cleanup after cummming, so standard place to cum was into the toilet, or in the shower if I was masturbating there. If I was watching porn on VHS (the DVDs) and wanted to cum while watching, I'd keep tissues handy and cum into them. I then tried masturbating wearing condoms, and soon grew to prefer that method the best. A little lube inside, watch what I wanted for as long as I wanted, and most importantly, where I wanted. I could then cum and enjoy my orgasms without worrying about getting cum all over the place! Cleanup was removing and disposing of the condom, and washing up my cock.

I never spewed cum in my bed unless it was with a woman with whom I was having sex. When alone, I didn't want to deal with the wet spot. With a woman, I was getting laid and really didn't care where the cum went because I was getting laid!

 

[Ben Tramer]

Not my own regret but my law school buddy ‘s. We were in his parents’ living room after they had gone to bed and he was just coming to grips with his homosexuality. So basically there was about a decade of gay lust bottled up in his penis. I had already watched him spew spectacularly into a urinal. I was giving him an expert handy and within a very short time his cock was blasting out semen that repeatedly hit the grass wallpaper-covered wall behind the couch. He totally freaked out but I was super turned on seeing such a powerful ejaculation. Not sure if it left a stain or not but there was a ton of cum all over the wall.

 

[goldscorpguy]

I had a wet dream while sleeping on my sister's sofa. The cum (there was quite a lot of it) soaked through the sheet onto one of the velour seat cushions. I was up at 4am trying to sponge it off, but it left a slight mark, which I always used to notice on subsequent visits. Not sure if she ever worked out what her horny bro had done.

 

[quiteHorny]

I had a wet dream while sleeping on my sister's sofa. The cum (there was quite a lot of it) soaked through the sheet onto one of the velour seat cushions. I was up at 4am trying to sponge it off, but it left a slight mark, which I always used to notice on subsequent visits. Not sure if she ever worked out what her horny bro had done.

I used to cum in my underwear while humping the bed. It never occurred to me at the time that it would soak through. Until one day I'm changing the sheets and my father walked and asked me point blank what were those stains. I said it was from drooling while asleep. He probably knew it was a lie.

After he was gone. I had to do some embarassing cleanup and had to be more careful in the future.

 

[tea123]

I used to cum in my underwear while humping the bed. It never occurred to me at the time that it would soak through. Until one day I'm changing the sheets and my father walked and asked me point blank what were those stains. I said it was from drooling while asleep. He probably knew it was a lie.

After he was gone. I had to do some embarassing cleanup and had to be more careful in the future.

Dads always know

 

[goldscorpguy]

I often wonder how much soaked in fluid I'm lying on when I stay in a hotel room. I remember seeing one of those ultra violet enhanced pics of a hotel mattress, surrounding carpet and walls, and it was completely cum splattered!
Cum, love it or hate it, is everywhere lol.

 

[Ben Tramer]

Seeing all that cum on the headboard, walls, carpet and furniture is very hot. I imagine some horny dude on a business trip laying on his back and releasing volleys of pent-up cum that splatter everywhere.

 

[coolestguy]

Maybe my underwear. I had to throw them away because the stain wouldn't go away.

 

[Ben Tramer]

Maybe my underwear. I had to throw them away because the stain wouldn't go away.

Why would you do that? I’d consider the stains a badge of honor.

 

[Robert Dole]

A set of expensive black cotton sheets. The inevitable cum stain was visible after several washes, eventually I worked out they needed to be soaked but they showed every mark otherwise.

 

[Ben Tramer]

I had cum stains all over the upholstery and headliner of my Camry that wouldn’t come out.

 

[notthatguy]

Way back in university I fucked a real tiny sized girl once in her basement in the dark and was not wearing a condom as she said she was on the pill.... stupid I know.

We were on a black sofa and had been making out for several hours and my balls were so ready to dump a cup of cum.

When she finally let me in her I completely hosed her. She freaked out as she thought I was pissing in her but in reality I was just pissing cum into her.

When i pulled out of her, given her small size, the cup of cum I dumped in her just sprayed out of her like a fire hose. Left a two foot trail on the black sofa that never really came out.

Her mother was really pissed at me.

 

[Gayfantasies]

Maybe my underwear. I had to throw them away because the stain wouldn't go away.

 

[BIGBULL29]

I never wanted to do any kind of cleanup after cummming, so standard place to cum was into the toilet, or in the shower if I was masturbating there. If I was watching porn on VHS (the DVDs) and wanted to cum while watching, I'd keep tissues handy and cum into them. I then tried masturbating wearing condoms, and soon grew to prefer that method the best. A little lube inside, watch what I wanted for as long as I wanted, and most importantly, where I wanted. I could then cum and enjoy my orgasms without worrying about getting cum all over the place! Cleanup was removing and disposing of the condom, and washing up my cock.

I never spewed cum in my bed unless it was with a woman with whom I was having sex. When alone, I didn't want to deal with the wet spot. With a woman, I was getting laid and really didn't care where the cum went because I was getting laid!

I like to shoot my load in a X-Large Magnum. That's super fun. Feel like a big stud, when I have a condom on like that. Little clean-up, too.

I don't like cum messes. I am a neat freak.

Sometimes I will come in my undies if I'm going to bath later on.

Take care.

 

[quiteHorny]

A set of expensive black cotton sheets. The inevitable cum stain was visible after several washes, eventually I worked out they needed to be soaked but they showed every mark otherwise.

Black sheets are brave for sure