Have You Named Your Dick?

[CatcherMark]

my ex called that the hoist , she thought It was big for sure, but I never understood why this term ...

Are you spinning her around and lifting her up in the bedroom?

 

[4635851]

Women name it for me

 

[5514231]

No

 

[deleted814719]

My wife has always referred to it as "Mr Happy"

 

[Audient]

Are you spinning her around and lifting her up in the bedroom?

not even, she was too tall to do this kind of stunts. maybe in its dialect from the south of france, the hoist means a large amount . she struggled with 6.1 girth, she was relatively tight. in my current wife it goes like a letter in the mail

 

[deleted4500261]

I haven’t. My ex girlfriend named it.

 

[HawkeyeTJ]

Long time ago a girlfriend named it “Lucifer”. That stuck. She called him “Lucy” for short.

 

[RedDevilCock]

Nope, had Ex's give it a name.

 

[notthatguy]

Little one.

 

[Wopscallion]

Little John

 

[tobythecat]

Donald

After Trump or Duck?

 

[halcyondays]

pocket rocket

 

[BigFloppy10Wanted]

Antarctica. (Because there's nothing there.)

 

[ronin001]

After Trump or Duck?

 

[shaved and trimmed]

Wife calls it Mr WooHoo.

 

[jmoshow]

Yup, mine is named Hans...

 

[pike00]

Nixon

 

[chrisrobin]

After Trump or Duck?

I'd think Trump as it was prone to exaggeration.