he puked up my sperm because I ate bacon ‍♂️ (venting, not looking for advice)

[JoeWinko4Ever]

this is a negative post but im just typing this just to vent... NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE AT ALL, because I heard it all before by now.

I single Gay Black/mixed-face Feeder in my 20s living in northern Florida. I'm honestly EXTREMELY PASSIONATE about having my penis sucked by another man all the time (that's really all I enjoy sexually) HOWEVER, I literally have been having the WORST LUCK with finding a nice guy to suck my penis & it's been sending my mind to dark places.

I almost always have bad luck with guys, but this recent expirence takes the cake when it comes to bad luck so far..

I always wanted an OBSESSIVE Penis Sucker Man who'd want to spend a lot of time with me & suck on my penis A LOT & i honestly thought i found that a couple weeks ago... i was talking to this middle eastern man in his late 50s who lives on the western side of Florida. He was very sweet & very nice for the time & he was calling my phone several times a day & always wanted to talk to me & was always talking about how "excited he was to meet me". I literally give out my phone number like candy & guys are ALWAYS scared to call me, so I was definately hopeful about this.

I told him that I love having my penis sucked a lot & he was excited to do that with me when we meet. He kept calling my phone over & over again, we kept talking over & over again (even though he wasn't the best at speaking english). & he was giving off, MAJOR CRAZY-MAN/OBSESSIVE GUY VIBES (incase you don't know that is a MAJOR PLUS for me...)

https://imgur.com/A6elAcn

& we ended up meeting in person a couple weeks ago when he got a hotel room.

Right away when we first meet we hugged each other AND HE TRIED SHOVING HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO NOT LIKE AT ALL. but i wasn't rude about it, I just politely told him that I "do not like tongue kissing" & save the tongue for my netheregions instead. he gargled with mouthwash & i rinsed off in the shower & he started sucking my penis.

At first it was going ok... until 10 minutes passed & i didn't ejaculate & he got inpatient... for some odd reason, whenever a guy sucks me off, he always expects me to cum within 5 minutes. I LIKE BEING SUCKED OFF FOR A VERY LONG TIME & aparently my penis does too. I AM NOT A 3 MINUTE MAN AT ALL which is why I never had luck with men...

before we meet in person, i told him that i had masturbated earlier that day because he asked me if i had (i'm always honest). While he was trying to suck me off, he started complaining at me for masturbating earlier & he was saying, "You're taking too long to cum joe! this is all your fault for masturbating earlier!" WHICH TRIGGERED MY PERFORMANCE ANXIETY (I hate when guys bash me for taking too long, it always kills the mood)

So then at that point, i just became more dominant/forceful (something I DO NOT ENJOY DOING) & told him to spit on my penis & jerk me off instead & he did & I came inside his mouth & he swallowed it.

But afterward, he was telling me "I don't think I can be your lover if you take that long to cum"
& I told him that I was "looking for an obsessive man who'd always want to suck my penis" & then he just had to say, "You are never going to find it"

WHICH I KNOW IS A FUCKING LIE! ⛤ BECAUSE I WILL FIND IT ⛤ But I managed to compose myself & ignore what he just said.

he then told me that my "load he swallowed wasn't big enough" & then i told him "It's probably because i havent had enough water to drink, I had some bacon & eggs for breakfast this morning so that should have helped".

RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT, he had this digusted look on his face & he ran to the sink & quickly pulled out his tooth brush & stuck it in the back of his throat & made himself puke up my sperm in the sink! (I wish I was kidding, but he seriously did this...)

I was confused & asked him what was going on & he told me that he "can't eat bacon"... I was wondering if he was vegetarian or something but after he brought me home, I remember he told me that he was muslim & when i read about that online & saw that muslim people from the middle east do not eat pork at all because of their religious beliefs they believe pigs are "dirty animals" that should not be devoured...

the weird thing is, I have TONS of friends online who i aways talk to & some of them actually are muslim & middle eastern, but they're all young & in their 20s & early 30s... I asked all of them if they "ever eat bacon" & they each told me that they actually DO eat pork & that the older middle eastern people were always scared to eat pork because of their religion that thought pigs were dirty animals but nowadays a lot of the younger muslim & middle eastern people arent afraid to eat pork at all (but remember, my middle eastern/muslim friends are all in their 20s & 30s, this man i'm talking about in this post was in his late 50s...)

I told ALL of my middle eastern friends about my expirence with this guy & ALL OF THEM THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (they know about my bad expirences with men) but one of them felt sorry for me & thought it was sad (all of my friends i talk to online know how passionate i am about having my penis sucked because i publicly talk about it all the time, none of them are gay though.)

you guys may think i'm being overly dramamtic but it was Major Mindfuck watching a guy run to the sink & puke up my sperm from body like it was some "poisonous cheimical" especially after days of talking to him on the phone & hearing him ramble about how I was "the love of his life" (I kinda sensed that he was fake from how much he was saying that, but I try to be hopefull...)

But obviously, I never heard from him again, which is something I don't care about. but still, that was messed up.

What do you guys all think of this? again, i don't want to hear any advice... i don't want anyone else telling me "not to masturbate" or "don't have sex on the first meet" because TRUST ME, I get it now...

CAN EVERYONE READING THIS PLEASE HOPE THAT I FIND A CRAZY OBSESSIVE GUY WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO SUCK MY PENIS CONSTANTLY ⛤ & WHO DOESN"T CARE THAT I LIKE EATING BACON SOON! ⛤ (it really does help me produce more sperm)

I know i have been having bad luck meeting guys, but eventually my luck with spiral ⛤ each bad expirence I have will make it all the more special when i finally DO have that crazy guy who wants to suck my penis all the time ⛤ wether it's while i'm alive or after i become a ghost
⛤ BUT EITHER WAY, I WILL FIND EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ⛤ SO MOTE IT BE! ⛤

 

[Blondeblowjob7]

I've heard of many foods being kosher for Jews, or halal for Muslims. However, I never heard that the sperm you swallow as a cocksucker needed to meet strict dietary standards! That's definitely a new one for me. I would have no idea if this reaction was a response by him regarding his personal preferences as a cocksucker, or more of a cultural response.

 

[Infernal]

I think that's a little extreme, but when it comes to irrational thoughts and behavior based on religion, nothing surprises me.

 

[JoeWinko4Ever]

I've heard of many foods being kosher for Jews, or halal for Muslims. However, I never heard that the sperm you swallow as a cocksucker needed to meet strict dietary standards! That's definitely a new one for me. I would have no idea if this reaction was a response by him regarding his personal preferences as a cocksucker, or more of a cultural response.

i believe it was a cultural response. he didnt throw up my sperm until i told him that i ate bacon earlier. my musluim friends i told this too all thought it was hilarious, except for one of my female friends who felt really sad/sorry for me.

 

[hisf]

He wasn't supposed to eat cock or cum either. Didn't stop him lol!!

 

[curtain_swoosh]

this is a dumb story. lol.

 

[bamboozle9999]

Lol.....I'll suck you obsessively and for as long as you like. Especially if you are eating an egg/sausage/ham/bacon McMuffin as I devour your seed

 

[ariesgeorge]

This thread is so unhinged in so many ways

 

[ILoveGames48]

Well unless your cum tastes like bacon I do t see why be an issue .. but bacon flavored cum.. I love bacon hehe

 

[oliverKj]

Omg bro that was hilarious lmaaaao
Hang in there, I believe there’s a market out there for everybody, it’s just hard finding sometimes, ur time will come man, and as for the guy u guys just aren’t a match that’s all

 

[Milk Swallower]

this is a negative post but im just typing this just to vent... NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE AT ALL, because I heard it all before by now.

I single Gay Black/mixed-face Feeder in my 20s living in northern Florida. I'm honestly EXTREMELY PASSIONATE about having my penis sucked by another man all the time (that's really all I enjoy sexually) HOWEVER, I literally have been having the WORST LUCK with finding a nice guy to suck my penis & it's been sending my mind to dark places.

I almost always have bad luck with guys, but this recent expirence takes the cake when it comes to bad luck so far..

I always wanted an OBSESSIVE Penis Sucker Man who'd want to spend a lot of time with me & suck on my penis A LOT & i honestly thought i found that a couple weeks ago... i was talking to this middle eastern man in his late 50s who lives on the western side of Florida. He was very sweet & very nice for the time & he was calling my phone several times a day & always wanted to talk to me & was always talking about how "excited he was to meet me". I literally give out my phone number like candy & guys are ALWAYS scared to call me, so I was definately hopeful about this.

I told him that I love having my penis sucked a lot & he was excited to do that with me when we meet. He kept calling my phone over & over again, we kept talking over & over again (even though he wasn't the best at speaking english). & he was giving off, MAJOR CRAZY-MAN/OBSESSIVE GUY VIBES (incase you don't know that is a MAJOR PLUS for me...)

https://imgur.com/A6elAcn

& we ended up meeting in person a couple weeks ago when he got a hotel room.

Right away when we first meet we hugged each other AND HE TRIED SHOVING HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO NOT LIKE AT ALL. but i wasn't rude about it, I just politely told him that I "do not like tongue kissing" & save the tongue for my netheregions instead. he gargled with mouthwash & i rinsed off in the shower & he started sucking my penis.

At first it was going ok... until 10 minutes passed & i didn't ejaculate & he got inpatient... for some odd reason, whenever a guy sucks me off, he always expects me to cum within 5 minutes. I LIKE BEING SUCKED OFF FOR A VERY LONG TIME & aparently my penis does too. I AM NOT A 3 MINUTE MAN AT ALL which is why I never had luck with men...

before we meet in person, i told him that i had masturbated earlier that day because he asked me if i had (i'm always honest). While he was trying to suck me off, he started complaining at me for masturbating earlier & he was saying, "You're taking too long to cum joe! this is all your fault for masturbating earlier!" WHICH TRIGGERED MY PERFORMANCE ANXIETY (I hate when guys bash me for taking too long, it always kills the mood)

So then at that point, i just became more dominant/forceful (something I DO NOT ENJOY DOING) & told him to spit on my penis & jerk me off instead & he did & I came inside his mouth & he swallowed it.

But afterward, he was telling me "I don't think I can be your lover if you take that long to cum"
& I told him that I was "looking for an obsessive man who'd always want to suck my penis" & then he just had to say, "You are never going to find it"

WHICH I KNOW IS A FUCKING LIE! ⛤ BECAUSE I WILL FIND IT ⛤ But I managed to compose myself & ignore what he just said.

he then told me that my "load he swallowed wasn't big enough" & then i told him "It's probably because i havent had enough water to drink, I had some bacon & eggs for breakfast this morning so that should have helped".

RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT, he had this digusted look on his face & he ran to the sink & quickly pulled out his tooth brush & stuck it in the back of his throat & made himself puke up my sperm in the sink! (I wish I was kidding, but he seriously did this...)

I was confused & asked him what was going on & he told me that he "can't eat bacon"... I was wondering if he was vegetarian or something but after he brought me home, I remember he told me that he was muslim & when i read about that online & saw that muslim people from the middle east do not eat pork at all because of their religious beliefs they believe pigs are "dirty animals" that should not be devoured...

the weird thing is, I have TONS of friends online who i aways talk to & some of them actually are muslim & middle eastern, but they're all young & in their 20s & early 30s... I asked all of them if they "ever eat bacon" & they each told me that they actually DO eat pork & that the older middle eastern people were always scared to eat pork because of their religion that thought pigs were dirty animals but nowadays a lot of the younger muslim & middle eastern people arent afraid to eat pork at all (but remember, my middle eastern/muslim friends are all in their 20s & 30s, this man i'm talking about in this post was in his late 50s...)

I told ALL of my middle eastern friends about my expirence with this guy & ALL OF THEM THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (they know about my bad expirences with men) but one of them felt sorry for me & thought it was sad (all of my friends i talk to online know how passionate i am about having my penis sucked because i publicly talk about it all the time, none of them are gay though.)

you guys may think i'm being overly dramamtic but it was Major Mindfuck watching a guy run to the sink & puke up my sperm from body like it was some "poisonous cheimical" especially after days of talking to him on the phone & hearing him ramble about how I was "the love of his life" (I kinda sensed that he was fake from how much he was saying that, but I try to be hopefull...)

But obviously, I never heard from him again, which is something I don't care about. but still, that was messed up.

What do you guys all think of this? again, i don't want to hear any advice... i don't want anyone else telling me "not to masturbate" or "don't have sex on the first meet" because TRUST ME, I get it now...

CAN EVERYONE READING THIS PLEASE HOPE THAT I FIND A CRAZY OBSESSIVE GUY WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO SUCK MY PENIS CONSTANTLY ⛤ & WHO DOESN"T CARE THAT I LIKE EATING BACON SOON! ⛤ (it really does help me produce more sperm)

I know i have been having bad luck meeting guys, but eventually my luck with spiral ⛤ each bad expirence I have will make it all the more special when i finally DO have that crazy guy who wants to suck my penis all the time ⛤ wether it's while i'm alive or after i become a ghost
⛤ BUT EITHER WAY, I WILL FIND EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ⛤ SO MOTE IT BE! ⛤

You can eat another man's cum BUT NOT PORK!

 

[uncuttexasdad]

this is a negative post but im just typing this just to vent... NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE AT ALL, because I heard it all before by now.

I single Gay Black/mixed-face Feeder in my 20s living in northern Florida. I'm honestly EXTREMELY PASSIONATE about having my penis sucked by another man all the time (that's really all I enjoy sexually) HOWEVER, I literally have been having the WORST LUCK with finding a nice guy to suck my penis & it's been sending my mind to dark places.

I almost always have bad luck with guys, but this recent expirence takes the cake when it comes to bad luck so far..

I always wanted an OBSESSIVE Penis Sucker Man who'd want to spend a lot of time with me & suck on my penis A LOT & i honestly thought i found that a couple weeks ago... i was talking to this middle eastern man in his late 50s who lives on the western side of Florida. He was very sweet & very nice for the time & he was calling my phone several times a day & always wanted to talk to me & was always talking about how "excited he was to meet me". I literally give out my phone number like candy & guys are ALWAYS scared to call me, so I was definately hopeful about this.

I told him that I love having my penis sucked a lot & he was excited to do that with me when we meet. He kept calling my phone over & over again, we kept talking over & over again (even though he wasn't the best at speaking english). & he was giving off, MAJOR CRAZY-MAN/OBSESSIVE GUY VIBES (incase you don't know that is a MAJOR PLUS for me...)

https://imgur.com/A6elAcn

& we ended up meeting in person a couple weeks ago when he got a hotel room.

Right away when we first meet we hugged each other AND HE TRIED SHOVING HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO NOT LIKE AT ALL. but i wasn't rude about it, I just politely told him that I "do not like tongue kissing" & save the tongue for my netheregions instead. he gargled with mouthwash & i rinsed off in the shower & he started sucking my penis.

At first it was going ok... until 10 minutes passed & i didn't ejaculate & he got inpatient... for some odd reason, whenever a guy sucks me off, he always expects me to cum within 5 minutes. I LIKE BEING SUCKED OFF FOR A VERY LONG TIME & aparently my penis does too. I AM NOT A 3 MINUTE MAN AT ALL which is why I never had luck with men...

before we meet in person, i told him that i had masturbated earlier that day because he asked me if i had (i'm always honest). While he was trying to suck me off, he started complaining at me for masturbating earlier & he was saying, "You're taking too long to cum joe! this is all your fault for masturbating earlier!" WHICH TRIGGERED MY PERFORMANCE ANXIETY (I hate when guys bash me for taking too long, it always kills the mood)

So then at that point, i just became more dominant/forceful (something I DO NOT ENJOY DOING) & told him to spit on my penis & jerk me off instead & he did & I came inside his mouth & he swallowed it.

But afterward, he was telling me "I don't think I can be your lover if you take that long to cum"
& I told him that I was "looking for an obsessive man who'd always want to suck my penis" & then he just had to say, "You are never going to find it"

WHICH I KNOW IS A FUCKING LIE! ⛤ BECAUSE I WILL FIND IT ⛤ But I managed to compose myself & ignore what he just said.

he then told me that my "load he swallowed wasn't big enough" & then i told him "It's probably because i havent had enough water to drink, I had some bacon & eggs for breakfast this morning so that should have helped".

RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT, he had this digusted look on his face & he ran to the sink & quickly pulled out his tooth brush & stuck it in the back of his throat & made himself puke up my sperm in the sink! (I wish I was kidding, but he seriously did this...)

I was confused & asked him what was going on & he told me that he "can't eat bacon"... I was wondering if he was vegetarian or something but after he brought me home, I remember he told me that he was muslim & when i read about that online & saw that muslim people from the middle east do not eat pork at all because of their religious beliefs they believe pigs are "dirty animals" that should not be devoured...

the weird thing is, I have TONS of friends online who i aways talk to & some of them actually are muslim & middle eastern, but they're all young & in their 20s & early 30s... I asked all of them if they "ever eat bacon" & they each told me that they actually DO eat pork & that the older middle eastern people were always scared to eat pork because of their religion that thought pigs were dirty animals but nowadays a lot of the younger muslim & middle eastern people arent afraid to eat pork at all (but remember, my middle eastern/muslim friends are all in their 20s & 30s, this man i'm talking about in this post was in his late 50s...)

I told ALL of my middle eastern friends about my expirence with this guy & ALL OF THEM THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (they know about my bad expirences with men) but one of them felt sorry for me & thought it was sad (all of my friends i talk to online know how passionate i am about having my penis sucked because i publicly talk about it all the time, none of them are gay though.)

you guys may think i'm being overly dramamtic but it was Major Mindfuck watching a guy run to the sink & puke up my sperm from body like it was some "poisonous cheimical" especially after days of talking to him on the phone & hearing him ramble about how I was "the love of his life" (I kinda sensed that he was fake from how much he was saying that, but I try to be hopefull...)

But obviously, I never heard from him again, which is something I don't care about. but still, that was messed up.

What do you guys all think of this? again, i don't want to hear any advice... i don't want anyone else telling me "not to masturbate" or "don't have sex on the first meet" because TRUST ME, I get it now...

CAN EVERYONE READING THIS PLEASE HOPE THAT I FIND A CRAZY OBSESSIVE GUY WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO SUCK MY PENIS CONSTANTLY ⛤ & WHO DOESN"T CARE THAT I LIKE EATING BACON SOON! ⛤ (it really does help me produce more sperm)

I know i have been having bad luck meeting guys, but eventually my luck with spiral ⛤ each bad expirence I have will make it all the more special when i finally DO have that crazy guy who wants to suck my penis all the time ⛤ wether it's while i'm alive or after i become a ghost
⛤ BUT EITHER WAY, I WILL FIND EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ⛤ SO MOTE IT BE! ⛤

I had a muslim woman in azerbaijan. I skinned back my foreskin and put on a condom. She flinched back and made a scissors motion with her fingers and said “no? No?” I said there’s condom it’s ok. I made “shhhhh” motion and did like a zip my lips motion meaning no one would know. Odd since I was told where to get a hooker and it would be $50. Azerbaijan is like 95% muslim, thats cool but there were plenty of bars, alcohol and such available.

 

[hotdickcum]

I wished you didn't put the climax of the story in the title of the post. It was... a good read. LOL.

 

[WilliamG]

I think as soon as another man's cock enters your mouth... Strict religious beliefs are not on the table.
Seriously though... Humans amaze me.

 

[bigwhitedog]

this is a negative post but im just typing this just to vent... NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE AT ALL, because I heard it all before by now.

I single Gay Black/mixed-face Feeder in my 20s living in northern Florida. I'm honestly EXTREMELY PASSIONATE about having my penis sucked by another man all the time (that's really all I enjoy sexually) HOWEVER, I literally have been having the WORST LUCK with finding a nice guy to suck my penis & it's been sending my mind to dark places.

I almost always have bad luck with guys, but this recent expirence takes the cake when it comes to bad luck so far..

I always wanted an OBSESSIVE Penis Sucker Man who'd want to spend a lot of time with me & suck on my penis A LOT & i honestly thought i found that a couple weeks ago... i was talking to this middle eastern man in his late 50s who lives on the western side of Florida. He was very sweet & very nice for the time & he was calling my phone several times a day & always wanted to talk to me & was always talking about how "excited he was to meet me". I literally give out my phone number like candy & guys are ALWAYS scared to call me, so I was definately hopeful about this.

I told him that I love having my penis sucked a lot & he was excited to do that with me when we meet. He kept calling my phone over & over again, we kept talking over & over again (even though he wasn't the best at speaking english). & he was giving off, MAJOR CRAZY-MAN/OBSESSIVE GUY VIBES (incase you don't know that is a MAJOR PLUS for me...)

https://imgur.com/A6elAcn

& we ended up meeting in person a couple weeks ago when he got a hotel room.

Right away when we first meet we hugged each other AND HE TRIED SHOVING HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO NOT LIKE AT ALL. but i wasn't rude about it, I just politely told him that I "do not like tongue kissing" & save the tongue for my netheregions instead. he gargled with mouthwash & i rinsed off in the shower & he started sucking my penis.

At first it was going ok... until 10 minutes passed & i didn't ejaculate & he got inpatient... for some odd reason, whenever a guy sucks me off, he always expects me to cum within 5 minutes. I LIKE BEING SUCKED OFF FOR A VERY LONG TIME & aparently my penis does too. I AM NOT A 3 MINUTE MAN AT ALL which is why I never had luck with men...

before we meet in person, i told him that i had masturbated earlier that day because he asked me if i had (i'm always honest). While he was trying to suck me off, he started complaining at me for masturbating earlier & he was saying, "You're taking too long to cum joe! this is all your fault for masturbating earlier!" WHICH TRIGGERED MY PERFORMANCE ANXIETY (I hate when guys bash me for taking too long, it always kills the mood)

So then at that point, i just became more dominant/forceful (something I DO NOT ENJOY DOING) & told him to spit on my penis & jerk me off instead & he did & I came inside his mouth & he swallowed it.

But afterward, he was telling me "I don't think I can be your lover if you take that long to cum"
& I told him that I was "looking for an obsessive man who'd always want to suck my penis" & then he just had to say, "You are never going to find it"

WHICH I KNOW IS A FUCKING LIE! ⛤ BECAUSE I WILL FIND IT ⛤ But I managed to compose myself & ignore what he just said.

he then told me that my "load he swallowed wasn't big enough" & then i told him "It's probably because i havent had enough water to drink, I had some bacon & eggs for breakfast this morning so that should have helped".

RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT, he had this digusted look on his face & he ran to the sink & quickly pulled out his tooth brush & stuck it in the back of his throat & made himself puke up my sperm in the sink! (I wish I was kidding, but he seriously did this...)

I was confused & asked him what was going on & he told me that he "can't eat bacon"... I was wondering if he was vegetarian or something but after he brought me home, I remember he told me that he was muslim & when i read about that online & saw that muslim people from the middle east do not eat pork at all because of their religious beliefs they believe pigs are "dirty animals" that should not be devoured...

the weird thing is, I have TONS of friends online who i aways talk to & some of them actually are muslim & middle eastern, but they're all young & in their 20s & early 30s... I asked all of them if they "ever eat bacon" & they each told me that they actually DO eat pork & that the older middle eastern people were always scared to eat pork because of their religion that thought pigs were dirty animals but nowadays a lot of the younger muslim & middle eastern people arent afraid to eat pork at all (but remember, my middle eastern/muslim friends are all in their 20s & 30s, this man i'm talking about in this post was in his late 50s...)

I told ALL of my middle eastern friends about my expirence with this guy & ALL OF THEM THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (they know about my bad expirences with men) but one of them felt sorry for me & thought it was sad (all of my friends i talk to online know how passionate i am about having my penis sucked because i publicly talk about it all the time, none of them are gay though.)

you guys may think i'm being overly dramamtic but it was Major Mindfuck watching a guy run to the sink & puke up my sperm from body like it was some "poisonous cheimical" especially after days of talking to him on the phone & hearing him ramble about how I was "the love of his life" (I kinda sensed that he was fake from how much he was saying that, but I try to be hopefull...)

But obviously, I never heard from him again, which is something I don't care about. but still, that was messed up.

What do you guys all think of this? again, i don't want to hear any advice... i don't want anyone else telling me "not to masturbate" or "don't have sex on the first meet" because TRUST ME, I get it now...

CAN EVERYONE READING THIS PLEASE HOPE THAT I FIND A CRAZY OBSESSIVE GUY WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO SUCK MY PENIS CONSTANTLY ⛤ & WHO DOESN"T CARE THAT I LIKE EATING BACON SOON! ⛤ (it really does help me produce more sperm)

I know i have been having bad luck meeting guys, but eventually my luck with spiral ⛤ each bad expirence I have will make it all the more special when i finally DO have that crazy guy who wants to suck my penis all the time ⛤ wether it's while i'm alive or after i become a ghost
⛤ BUT EITHER WAY, I WILL FIND EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ⛤ SO MOTE IT BE! ⛤

pork is actually bad for you though so he wasnt wrong

 

[michael_3165]

I'm unsure if this original post is a parody.

It's near impossible to find a guy that wants to blow all the time. We have lives!

Also ghost blowjobs are a new one for me!

 

[michael_3165]

Omg bro that was hilarious lmaaaao
Hang in there, I believe there’s a market out there for everybody, it’s just hard finding sometimes, ur time will come man, and as for the guy u guys just aren’t a match that’s all

Quicker than he does

 

[Seeking Booty]

this is a negative post but im just typing this just to vent... NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE AT ALL, because I heard it all before by now.

I single Gay Black/mixed-face Feeder in my 20s living in northern Florida. I'm honestly EXTREMELY PASSIONATE about having my penis sucked by another man all the time (that's really all I enjoy sexually) HOWEVER, I literally have been having the WORST LUCK with finding a nice guy to suck my penis & it's been sending my mind to dark places.

I almost always have bad luck with guys, but this recent expirence takes the cake when it comes to bad luck so far..

I always wanted an OBSESSIVE Penis Sucker Man who'd want to spend a lot of time with me & suck on my penis A LOT & i honestly thought i found that a couple weeks ago... i was talking to this middle eastern man in his late 50s who lives on the western side of Florida. He was very sweet & very nice for the time & he was calling my phone several times a day & always wanted to talk to me & was always talking about how "excited he was to meet me". I literally give out my phone number like candy & guys are ALWAYS scared to call me, so I was definately hopeful about this.

I told him that I love having my penis sucked a lot & he was excited to do that with me when we meet. He kept calling my phone over & over again, we kept talking over & over again (even though he wasn't the best at speaking english). & he was giving off, MAJOR CRAZY-MAN/OBSESSIVE GUY VIBES (incase you don't know that is a MAJOR PLUS for me...)

https://imgur.com/A6elAcn

& we ended up meeting in person a couple weeks ago when he got a hotel room.

Right away when we first meet we hugged each other AND HE TRIED SHOVING HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO NOT LIKE AT ALL. but i wasn't rude about it, I just politely told him that I "do not like tongue kissing" & save the tongue for my netheregions instead. he gargled with mouthwash & i rinsed off in the shower & he started sucking my penis.

At first it was going ok... until 10 minutes passed & i didn't ejaculate & he got inpatient... for some odd reason, whenever a guy sucks me off, he always expects me to cum within 5 minutes. I LIKE BEING SUCKED OFF FOR A VERY LONG TIME & aparently my penis does too. I AM NOT A 3 MINUTE MAN AT ALL which is why I never had luck with men...

before we meet in person, i told him that i had masturbated earlier that day because he asked me if i had (i'm always honest). While he was trying to suck me off, he started complaining at me for masturbating earlier & he was saying, "You're taking too long to cum joe! this is all your fault for masturbating earlier!" WHICH TRIGGERED MY PERFORMANCE ANXIETY (I hate when guys bash me for taking too long, it always kills the mood)

So then at that point, i just became more dominant/forceful (something I DO NOT ENJOY DOING) & told him to spit on my penis & jerk me off instead & he did & I came inside his mouth & he swallowed it.

But afterward, he was telling me "I don't think I can be your lover if you take that long to cum"
& I told him that I was "looking for an obsessive man who'd always want to suck my penis" & then he just had to say, "You are never going to find it"

WHICH I KNOW IS A FUCKING LIE! ⛤ BECAUSE I WILL FIND IT ⛤ But I managed to compose myself & ignore what he just said.

he then told me that my "load he swallowed wasn't big enough" & then i told him "It's probably because i havent had enough water to drink, I had some bacon & eggs for breakfast this morning so that should have helped".

RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT, he had this digusted look on his face & he ran to the sink & quickly pulled out his tooth brush & stuck it in the back of his throat & made himself puke up my sperm in the sink! (I wish I was kidding, but he seriously did this...)

I was confused & asked him what was going on & he told me that he "can't eat bacon"... I was wondering if he was vegetarian or something but after he brought me home, I remember he told me that he was muslim & when i read about that online & saw that muslim people from the middle east do not eat pork at all because of their religious beliefs they believe pigs are "dirty animals" that should not be devoured...

the weird thing is, I have TONS of friends online who i aways talk to & some of them actually are muslim & middle eastern, but they're all young & in their 20s & early 30s... I asked all of them if they "ever eat bacon" & they each told me that they actually DO eat pork & that the older middle eastern people were always scared to eat pork because of their religion that thought pigs were dirty animals but nowadays a lot of the younger muslim & middle eastern people arent afraid to eat pork at all (but remember, my middle eastern/muslim friends are all in their 20s & 30s, this man i'm talking about in this post was in his late 50s...)

I told ALL of my middle eastern friends about my expirence with this guy & ALL OF THEM THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY (they know about my bad expirences with men) but one of them felt sorry for me & thought it was sad (all of my friends i talk to online know how passionate i am about having my penis sucked because i publicly talk about it all the time, none of them are gay though.)

you guys may think i'm being overly dramamtic but it was Major Mindfuck watching a guy run to the sink & puke up my sperm from body like it was some "poisonous cheimical" especially after days of talking to him on the phone & hearing him ramble about how I was "the love of his life" (I kinda sensed that he was fake from how much he was saying that, but I try to be hopefull...)

But obviously, I never heard from him again, which is something I don't care about. but still, that was messed up.

What do you guys all think of this? again, i don't want to hear any advice... i don't want anyone else telling me "not to masturbate" or "don't have sex on the first meet" because TRUST ME, I get it now...

CAN EVERYONE READING THIS PLEASE HOPE THAT I FIND A CRAZY OBSESSIVE GUY WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO SUCK MY PENIS CONSTANTLY ⛤ & WHO DOESN"T CARE THAT I LIKE EATING BACON SOON! ⛤ (it really does help me produce more sperm)

I know i have been having bad luck meeting guys, but eventually my luck with spiral ⛤ each bad expirence I have will make it all the more special when i finally DO have that crazy guy who wants to suck my penis all the time ⛤ wether it's while i'm alive or after i become a ghost
⛤ BUT EITHER WAY, I WILL FIND EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ⛤ SO MOTE IT BE! ⛤

To be clear: Islam says yes to a man sucking a man off and swallowing his load but pork can’t be involved.

 

[ltydy]

Sorry to hear that this happened to you! It seems to be the case with a lot of guys who advertise themselves as a 'total bottom', 'cock worshiper', or whatever, that they're actually really selfish and expect everything to be about them. Whenever I see someone describe themselves as a 'greedy bottom', it disgusts me as I expect that they'll probably be one of those really pushy, demanding fucks, which is a total turn-off for me. (Did he actually suck your dick properly at first or did he just act like he was on an invisible camera?)

As someone who also enjoys being submissive, I'm aware that there's also the other side of things - guys calling themselves 'master' who have no clue that the whole thing is make-believe and that the sub has needs as well. The whole thing of expecting someone to be thrilled that you try to shove your dick in them with no warm up, just because you made them call you 'sir' first, or because you've got a bit of a stupid costume on, really pisses me off.

Anyway, my own rant aside - it sounds like you're very honest about your needs. It's pretty fucked up that he treated you like that, not only ignoring what you'd clearly told him but also trying to shame you for it. While it's a small positive that you got a good story out of it, the guy sounds like a selfish prick.

I hope you find your perfect cock sucker soon!

 

[Big_a_20]

Haha I sympathize bro cause I’m the same way and explicitly tell dudes I like long worship (more than 30) and they get annoyed when I don’t bust in 10. Sounds like habibi didn’t see what was haram in that situation … the fact that he was a whiny lil bitch that should have been happy to suck lmao