How do I actually use this thing between my legs to find a date?

[RecoveringAce]

I'm not joking, I genuinely have no idea how you guys leverage your dick into getting girlfriends. It hides in your pants all day and women have no way of knowing how big your dick is unless they pull down your jeans or something.

I was wondering if there was some sort of clothes I should be wearing or if there was a place that I could go to find single women who would like a boyfriend with a larger penis.

 

[halcyondays]

1. Don't. Live your life doing the work & activities you enjoy. Let that attract women. Better to be happy in yourself than miserable chasing sex or love--unless you enjoy the chase.

2. Erection size is secondary. Nothing is more attractive to women than successful wealthy men. Males of our species objectify females based on their looks which is why there's a massive beauty industry for women but almost no beauty industry for men. Females of our species objectify males based on their social status. Wealth. These are evolutionary mate selection instincts in our species driven by the adaptive advantage of reproductive success. (Can you tell I was trained as a biologist? )

3. In terms of clothing my big unit started attracting women when I was young wearing speedos on a swim team, stuffed into an extra large cup sticking out the front of a skin tight knit baseball uniform and showing bulge in cycling skins. But I didn't wear any of those to show off my junk to get dates. I did it because I enjoyed those sports. Tight jeans showed my bulge as well. Being tall and athletic helped. I still enjoy swim/gym/cycling today. Spandex at the gym and yoga tights also work.

Seriously. If you want to attract lots of women get wealthy.

 

[hzs3fg]

Seriously. If you want to attract lots of women get wealthy.

"Seriously. If you want to attract lots of the worst kind of women get wealthy"

There, I fixed it for you.

To the OP, why not go to the Ask a Woman forum and pose your question there?

 

[halcyondays]

"Seriously. If you want to attract lots of the worst kind of women get wealthy"

There, I fixed it for you.

To the OP, why not go to the Ask a Woman forum and pose your question there?

You didn't fix anything.

Go to the Ask a Woman forum and post that only the worst kind of women seek wealthy successful men.

 

[hzs3fg]

You didn't fix anything.

Go to the Ask a Woman forum and post that only the worst kind of women seek wealthy successful men.

Go ahead and do that.

I'll monitor the responses.

 

[RecoveringAce]

"Seriously. If you want to attract lots of the worst kind of women get wealthy"

There, I fixed it for you.

To the OP, why not go to the Ask a Woman forum and pose your question there?

Ah, I didn't know where I should go to ask this. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!

 

[hzs3fg]

Ah, I didn't know where I should go to ask this. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!

I can't help but notice that the first reply didn't mention anything about wealth or success...

 

[FrankieGuile]

I'm not joking, I genuinely have no idea how you guys leverage your dick into getting girlfriends. It hides in your pants all day and women have no way of knowing how big your dick is unless they pull down your jeans or something.

I was wondering if there was some sort of clothes I should be wearing or if there was a place that I could go to find single women who would like a boyfriend with a larger penis.

It may still be a mystery to you, but your belief regarding why a woman would be attracted to a man is a distinct turn-off to women. Imagine a world where women are not interested in what you have between your legs, as long as it works. A world where women are interested in a man's ambition and self-confidence and other non-physical aspects of his masculinity that men with wrongheaded notions fail to develop. You won't believe it, but we call that world "reality." However, if your not-so-subtly hidden agenda is to get other men here to talk about how they try to show off their dicks through their clothing to turn on other men, then you'll find plenty here who will accommodate your kink.

 

[bisex4fun]

It may still be a mystery to you, but your belief regarding why a woman would be attracted to a man is a distinct turn-off to women. Imagine a world where women are not interested in what you have between your legs, as long as it works. A world where women are interested in a man's ambition and self-confidence and other non-physical aspects of his masculinity that men with wrongheaded notions fail to develop. You won't believe it, but we call that world "reality." However, if your not-so-subtly hidden agenda is to get other men here to talk about how they try to show off their dicks through their clothing to turn on other men, then you'll find plenty here who will accommodate your kink.

Absolutely agree. 'Most' women can care less about your dick. What impresses them are your confidence, your ability to carry on a conversation, and be nicely dressed. Money is a factor too. That said, just be yourself, and when the time comes to fuck, use that dick, and tongue.

 

[tripod]

You just need enough money to be comfortable. Join a dating app and take some full body photos showing a soft bulge wearing something nice… don’t fluff it up or get an erection… that’s a mistake. The size queens will find you and swipe right.

 

[RecoveringAce]

It may still be a mystery to you, but your belief regarding why a woman would be attracted to a man is a distinct turn-off to women. Imagine a world where women are not interested in what you have between your legs, as long as it works. A world where women are interested in a man's ambition and self-confidence and other non-physical aspects of his masculinity that men with wrongheaded notions fail to develop. You won't believe it, but we call that world "reality." However, if your not-so-subtly hidden agenda is to get other men here to talk about how they try to show off their dicks through their clothing to turn on other men, then you'll find plenty here who will accommodate your kink.

I don't think I mentioned it in this thread, but I had honestly just never thought about what was attractive to women until very recently - I've been disinterested in them!

I do get the impression that the suggestion to go to the "Ask a woman" forum was some sort of subtle trolling, because the first response was a mod mocking me and then locking the thread.

If it's the case that women aren't that interested in what's between my legs, then that tells me that I'm just in the wrong place to ask about dating advice. That doesn't reflect negatively on anyone here, but it does tell me that I should go off on my way and do things that are completely unrelated to the discussion topic of this forum.

I'll go grab some of the fashion advice about how to hide the bulge and be on my merry way. Farewell!

 

[hzs3fg]

I don't think I mentioned it in this thread, but I had honestly just never thought about what was attractive to women until very recently - I've been disinterested in them!

I do get the impression that the suggestion to go to the "Ask a woman" forum was some sort of subtle trolling, because the first response was a mod mocking me and then locking the thread.

If it's the case that women aren't that interested in what's between my legs, then that tells me that I'm just in the wrong place to ask about dating advice. That doesn't reflect negatively on anyone here, but it does tell me that I should go off on my way and do things that are completely unrelated to the discussion topic of this forum.

I'll go grab some of the fashion advice about how to hide the bulge and be on my merry way. Farewell!

Trolling? No.

The point was to get you to understand that what you have between your legs is the last thing that most women care about.

 

[hzs3fg]

I don't think I mentioned it in this thread, but I had honestly just never thought about what was attractive to women until very recently - I've been disinterested in them!

I do get the impression that the suggestion to go to the "Ask a woman" forum was some sort of subtle trolling, because the first response was a mod mocking me and then locking the thread.

If it's the case that women aren't that interested in what's between my legs, then that tells me that I'm just in the wrong place to ask about dating advice. That doesn't reflect negatively on anyone here, but it does tell me that I should go off on my way and do things that are completely unrelated to the discussion topic of this forum.

I'll go grab some of the fashion advice about how to hide the bulge and be on my merry way. Farewell!

Also, I do not see any sign that the thread has been locked.

 

[FrankieGuile]

I don't think I mentioned it in this thread, but I had honestly just never thought about what was attractive to women until very recently - I've been disinterested in them!

I do get the impression that the suggestion to go to the "Ask a woman" forum was some sort of subtle trolling, because the first response was a mod mocking me and then locking the thread.

If it's the case that women aren't that interested in what's between my legs, then that tells me that I'm just in the wrong place to ask about dating advice. That doesn't reflect negatively on anyone here, but it does tell me that I should go off on my way and do things that are completely unrelated to the discussion topic of this forum.

I'll go grab some of the fashion advice about how to hide the bulge and be on my merry way. Farewell!

Whereas you may be in the wrong place to ask for advice, it is more likely the premise for asking the advice you seek is wrong. Your premise is that women are interested in seeing your dick -- or anybody's dick -- for purposes of dating. They are not. If you want to know what women find attractive in a man, then you should ask that question in "Ask A Woman" or read any one of a thousand books on the subject. But, from the tone of your original post and your response, I suspect you are not interested in women and dating, per se, but actually interested in talking about your "bulge" and "how to hide" it in an attempt to brag and impress men. Such an attempt is as small, weak, and flaccid as the penis to which the person is attached.

 

[halcyondays]

Welcome to my ignore list.

 

[hzs3fg]

Welcome to my ignore list.

Works for me!

 

[thongboy]

Do you really think that your cock is the most important gateway to a relationship?

 

[bisex4fun]

Google Tom Leykis. You will get all the 'real' advice on dating and sex. His 'Leykis 101' works.

 

[elklindoxxx]

I'm not joking, I genuinely have no idea how you guys leverage your dick into getting girlfriends. It hides in your pants all day and women have no way of knowing how big your dick is unless they pull down your jeans or something.

I was wondering if there was some sort of clothes I should be wearing or if there was a place that I could go to find single women who would like a boyfriend with a larger penis.

I would say use what you have between your ears to impress women.

They will first judge the head on your shoulders...then the one between your legs last.........

 

[Scarletbegonia]

You didn't fix anything.

Go to the Ask a Woman forum and post that only the worst kind of women seek wealthy successful men.

Making us do your shredding?