How do I use my penis to actually get dates?

[RecoveringAce]

I know it feels a little ridiculous, but I spent a large portion of my life not caring about dating. Now that I actually do, I've found myself sitting on a particular asset of mine that I'm led to believe women are interested in.

I am wondering how you're supposed to actually get dates with women who are interested. Other than what's in my pants, I'm pretty average looking - I have only managed to attract women's romantic attention in situations where my penis size was obvious (such as at the pool or the psych ward).

The other men here appear to have no problem finding a relationship, so it seems as if there's something obvious that I haven't picked up on yet. I am very new to dating, so I'd like to know what I'm missing.

 

[MickeyLee]

Does your penis have any interesting hobbies? Did your penis study abroad? Charity work?

Oh!! Can you swipe right with your penis??

 

[Acquar]

You must use your brain... most women won't care about your penis at all. Try to look your best, be polite, as charming, interesting, sure of yourself and natural as you possibly can... and don't show desperation, don't be clingy.

 

[EllieP]

As I've said many, many, many times before. If I know the size of your penis before we go out then we will never go out.

 

[AllieHeidi]

Does your penis have any interesting hobbies? Did your penis study abroad? Charity work?

Oh!! Can you swipe right with your penis??

To piggyback off of this, how's the portfolio health of your penis? Does it have a lot of bullish and well-diversified investments?

What kind of vehicle does it drive?

Does it own its own place?

What's its educational background?

And most importantly, can it make a woman laugh?

 

[SubbySlutForBigDick]

I'd answer your penis is not our problem but as the op has put in for account deletion either after this post or the one in relationships then it will fall on deaf ears

 

[AllieHeidi]

I'd answer your penis is not our problem but as the op has put in for account deletion either after this post or the one in relationships then it will fall on deaf ears

Maybe his penis has a credit score below 800 or owes back-taxes and told its owner to go into hiding.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

You don't.

Using your penis to get dates is a terrible idea.

When I decide to fuck a guy, that decision has been made long before I see whatever happens to be in front of his asshole.

If we get to that point and he pulls it out and it looks dirty, stinks, isn't cared for properly I will change my mind. But I've never turned down dick because of the size.

If a guy tries to get me interested with his dick before everything else I guarantee his shaft is staying dry as fuck.

I think some men project their preferences. For plenty of dudes, a sexy body is all they need to get all the way off. Dudes who think that way seem to completely forget or ignore the fact that so many women DO NOT reach orgasm most of the time when they have penetrative sex. So, seeking a partner based on sex isn't likely.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I'd answer your penis is not our problem but as the op has put in for account deletion either after this post or the one in relationships then it will fall on deaf ears

I was on deletion for two years and I’m back by admin request.