How Do You Tell If A Penis Is "fat" Or "skinny"? (when It's Not Obvious)

[canadianwhiskey]

Obviously some dicks you can CLEARLY see where they fall girth wise but for those that aren't overly thick or thin, what do you use to classify their girth.

Is it from the cocks you've seen in porn? your own sexual experience (from what YOU'VE personally encountered), or it is more of a 'feel' (how it fits in your mouth, vagina, hand, ass etc) or something else or a combination of everything? Like have you ever seen a cock and think not too much about the girth (average-ish) but when you FEEL it you say, "oh it's actually kinda fat/skinny" etc. or can you always tell from the outset (from seeing it fully erect)

 

[286798]

Huh?

Generally speaking, women don't care at all about classifying a penis into categories. If we like who it's attached to, we're good.

 

[deleted848353]

Um what

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Go ask a demographic that cares. like the entire rest of the LPSG fora.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I have to add, if it isn’t obvious, it’s average.

 

[deleted924715]

Oh sweetheart I'm a busy woman, I don't have time (or inclination) to devote to dick classification. I'm not interested in comparison. At all.

So I guess I notice if a guy feels on the girthy side... But that's completely subjective to me and my body.

*Ponders* if I could come up with some kind of dewy decimal system for dicks, I could sell classifications here and make a killing. I could even send out certificates. Here ya go @Mr. LPSG - business idea for ya

 

[LaFemme]

Fat dicks? Maybe there needs to be Weenie Weight Watchers or something. A workout program to promote a low BMI for penile health. But that’s a personal decision for a man to make. I’m not getting between a man and his peen. No fat shaming from me!

 

[4388301]

wat?

Even the niche/not-as-professional porn I watch, I do no try to compare it to real life shit. Dicks or otherwise.

Unless is severe outlier on either end, is kinda whatever. Had average to a bit below average who can make me feel them with their skill and being an attentive lover more than a big ol somethin or other. Most o time if masturbating, zero penetration happens. So. Hell o a lot o orgasms I've had require literally nothing up in me. Size o dick is just meh. Very low importance an skill lvl an compatible for kind o sex we like matter way more.

May notice interesting veins, interesting foreskin, extreme curvature, an then extremely below average or extremely above average but otherwise? Just is a dick.

 

[MickeyLee]

Does your dick have a thigh gap? Ya might have a skinny dick.

 

[Sweetlysad]

Honesty I have never look at one and thought wow that’s a fat one or a skinny one. I really don’t care about size.

 

[MickeyLee]

Honesty I have never look at one and thought wow that’s a fat one or a skinny one. I really don’t care about size.

Now I have the Armor Hotdog jingle in my head


Fat ones, skinny ones... Ones that climb on rocks?
Frolicking peen everywhere.

 

[286798]

Dammit. I forgot about that. I was only thinking

 

[MickeyLee]

How is Oscar_Meyers_Weiner not a username here?

* dashes off to check*

ETA: there is an @OscarMeyerWeiner. But no Oscar_Meyers_Weiner. I can still dream.

 

[neutrno]

Obviously some dicks you can CLEARLY see where they fall girth wise but for those that aren't overly thick or thin, what do you use to classify their girth.

Is it from the cocks you've seen in porn? your own sexual experience (from what YOU'VE personally encountered), or it is more of a 'feel' (how it fits in your mouth, vagina, hand, ass etc) or something else or a combination of everything? Like have you ever seen a cock and think not too much about the girth (average-ish) but when you FEEL it you say, "oh it's actually kinda fat/skinny" etc. or can you always tell from the outset (from seeing it fully erect)

I'll say what I think of men I only meet for sex.

When I see a dick, I'll only think of an adjective to qualify it if it stands out. So, most I won't think anything in particular, because they're average, meaning they don't stand out as being particularly big/small, thin/fat. I'll not think at all of trying to fit his dick into some scale of dicks I've seen. There's the general category of average, that's all.

When they do stand out, then I may think it's thick, or long, or tiny.

Later, if asked if there was anything special about the man I've fucked, I'll share if he knew how to finger, suck clit, if he lasted long enough, or too long.

For instance, I've noticed a trend of men lasting too long. I think viagra counts for a lot. I much enjoy fucking natural than 'enhanced' and don't go for second encounters with men who use drugs.

Since I'm easily bored, I particularly notice if his creative and fun to fuck. Not fun as in making jokes, something I hate with passion (stand up comedians out of my way). Fun as in trying things, being open and full of imagination.

In order of importance, I'd say that my preference for a sex partner is:
1) he's a man (I'm 100% straight)
2) creativity
3) open mindedness
4) knows how to finger

Dick size/shape doesn't cross my mind at all as something important in a partner for sex. That being said, I avoid big dicks. I find they're less fun to play with, since very difficult to suck properly.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Now I have the Armor Hotdog jingle in my head


Fat ones, skinny ones... Ones that climb on rocks?
Frolicking peen everywhere.

Now that just put Spill the Wine in my head.

 

[Holly Doors]

Errrm, I don't quite understand the question. Ok, I've seen a lot of peen in real life, I'm a pretty good judge of peen.