Huge cock on someone you didn't expect

More times than I can remember! It’s always the skinny guys, or the short ones! They end up having the big, floppy, donkey dicks and put me to shame!
It's ALWAYS the skinny dudes that are packin'. I used to think it was the bigger framed guys thanks to 90's porn. But, life experience has proved otherwise!
To your point, my current roommate is both short and skinny and is haulin's around a girthy 8 incher! :joy::laughing:;)
 
It's ALWAYS the skinny dudes that are packin'. I used to think it was the bigger framed guys thanks to 90's porn. But, life experience has proved otherwise!
To your point, my current roommate is both short and skinny and is haulin's around a girthy 8 incher! :joy::laughing:;)
@Aphan2 Photos or it didn't happen. Lol
 
I got that A LOT in my 20s and 30s when I was rail thin, dorky, and awkward. "I would have never...", "explains why you wear baggy pants" and "thats why so-n-so talked to you" comments were common. Now that I am about 20-30lbs heavier it kind of balances out a bit more.
 
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I was a manager in retail years back and one of my clerks (18+) use to chat and chill with me back then - casual conversation/shoot the breeze. He had a girl friend and I never thought anything of us. Fast forward years later (no longer his manager/both left the company), I snapped a picture of my dick while drunk and sent it to him accidentally. Not knowing until he replied with his. He’s now into it and wants me to rail him on occasion (he officially enjoys big dick). He’s 5’10, thin ‘surfer-boy’ build, and is hung… Roughly 9inches or so!
 
So many of my friends both straight and gay have huge cocks. Seen them at urinals, at parties and in nude pictures. I keep a list in my head of who is bigger than who.
Send them down south haha
 
Let's liven it up here.
I think you all are referring mostly to guys like Bravo Delta a 30ish porno & software engineer who's 5'4" but packing 8.5" of hardware.

Personally I'm more astounded by girth. My top daddy buddy is so thick that I can't throat him. He's long too but I really think it's his girth that even on a 6'2" built frame makes him into Superman . And... he knows how to use it.
 

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liven it up by going off topic?
Let's liven it up here.
I think you all are referring mostly to guys like Bravo Delta a 30ish porno & software engineer who's 5'4" but packing 8.5" of hardware.

Personally I'm more astounded by girth. My top daddy buddy is so thick that I can't throat him. He's long too but I really think it's his girth that even on a 6'2" built frame makes him into Superman . And... he knows how to use it.
 
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liven it up by going off topic?
@4Deviations. How do you figure that either are off topic?
Both guys I mention have huge cocks, I didn't expect to see 8.5" on fun size Bravo, and I sure didn't expect my top daddy buddy's cock to be so thick that he's impossible to throat.