Love hearing endowed guys crowing about how big their dicks are. I would overhear my dad and his brothers brag about their size to each other, call each other Needle Dick (or some variation), then brag some more. We (brother, cousins) did this with each other until we figured it might upset our one cousin who was small compared to the rest of us, or at least we stopped when he was around.
Had an college acquaintance who bragged about his dick size when I said that his new girlfriend was too hot for him. Meant it as mild teasing but he didn't take it well. We were around a table with two other guys playing D and D and drinking, so my judgment wasn't the best. He said "Yeah, I get you. All I can say is, it's big. And she likes it big. Don't be jealous, my little friend." So, slightly drunk and feeling insulted, I stood up, pulled my shorts down, and slipped the waist band behind my sack. "You're bigger than this, Boo Boo?" I should have kept my mouth shut about his girlfriend in the first place, but...beer, so I didn't. My whole package hanging there and both index fingers pointing straight at it like dudes in the Old Reliable pics. He went ashen and said fuck you, threw down his dice, and left. I put my junk away and my buddies laughed their asses off. I felt bad, but I still think about the look on the guy's face and it makes my dick swell.
Then, one of the the hung cops I worked with. Yes, I worked for the police long ago, and they were mostly assholes, but a lot of the assholes were in amazing shape. Deputy R liked making sly, oblique remarks about his big meat and it was clear from his bulge he wasn't lying. Big beefy redneck (6'2" and about 240 lbs?), covered with thick red fur everywhere I could see. Several of us went to clear out a storage unit that was part of a felony investigation and by the time we got back to the station we were filthy. Knowing this, a few of us had brought a change of clothes, and we headed for the locker room to shower up. As Deputy R started to strip, he said "You boys heard of the legend, right?" I wasn't getting what he meant, so I said, "What's the legend?'
"This is the legend" as he dropped his boxers. Of course it was boxers the way he was hanging down one leg of his pants most of the time. It was every bit of what I figured. Fucking swinging horse cock and pendulous sack. Buff, hairy, tatted and mule hung. The other guy was silent. I just said "OK, good to know!" as I watched his hairy muscle ass and head for the shower. I finished stripping and went to clean up. R was soaping up and laughing and joking like he was back in the locker room after a football game. He had a discreet look at my meat when I walked in and got a thoughtful expression on his face and went back to joking around. Nothing else happened except three guys showering and trying not to look like they were looking.
I only worked there a few months more. Deputy R was--not sure the exact word--collegial with me after that, instead of the slight arrogance he always had. He was bigger than me (hey, it happens), but evidently registered I was in his ball park, so to speak.
Sometimes when I'm jacking my dick the image of his huge package appears in my mind. His shorts come down and he presses it into my face."This is the legend." His raunchy nuts make me gag and my dick explodes.
Had an college acquaintance who bragged about his dick size when I said that his new girlfriend was too hot for him. Meant it as mild teasing but he didn't take it well. We were around a table with two other guys playing D and D and drinking, so my judgment wasn't the best. He said "Yeah, I get you. All I can say is, it's big. And she likes it big. Don't be jealous, my little friend." So, slightly drunk and feeling insulted, I stood up, pulled my shorts down, and slipped the waist band behind my sack. "You're bigger than this, Boo Boo?" I should have kept my mouth shut about his girlfriend in the first place, but...beer, so I didn't. My whole package hanging there and both index fingers pointing straight at it like dudes in the Old Reliable pics. He went ashen and said fuck you, threw down his dice, and left. I put my junk away and my buddies laughed their asses off. I felt bad, but I still think about the look on the guy's face and it makes my dick swell.
Then, one of the the hung cops I worked with. Yes, I worked for the police long ago, and they were mostly assholes, but a lot of the assholes were in amazing shape. Deputy R liked making sly, oblique remarks about his big meat and it was clear from his bulge he wasn't lying. Big beefy redneck (6'2" and about 240 lbs?), covered with thick red fur everywhere I could see. Several of us went to clear out a storage unit that was part of a felony investigation and by the time we got back to the station we were filthy. Knowing this, a few of us had brought a change of clothes, and we headed for the locker room to shower up. As Deputy R started to strip, he said "You boys heard of the legend, right?" I wasn't getting what he meant, so I said, "What's the legend?'
"This is the legend" as he dropped his boxers. Of course it was boxers the way he was hanging down one leg of his pants most of the time. It was every bit of what I figured. Fucking swinging horse cock and pendulous sack. Buff, hairy, tatted and mule hung. The other guy was silent. I just said "OK, good to know!" as I watched his hairy muscle ass and head for the shower. I finished stripping and went to clean up. R was soaping up and laughing and joking like he was back in the locker room after a football game. He had a discreet look at my meat when I walked in and got a thoughtful expression on his face and went back to joking around. Nothing else happened except three guys showering and trying not to look like they were looking.
I only worked there a few months more. Deputy R was--not sure the exact word--collegial with me after that, instead of the slight arrogance he always had. He was bigger than me (hey, it happens), but evidently registered I was in his ball park, so to speak.
Sometimes when I'm jacking my dick the image of his huge package appears in my mind. His shorts come down and he presses it into my face."This is the legend." His raunchy nuts make me gag and my dick explodes.
