I live in Miami Beach. Great place to be but terrible when it comes to dating or getting laid. Everyone is so freaking arrogant and full of themselves. I’ve been living here for 12 years now and honestly I can count with one hand the times I’ve meet a guy that was really hung as he described in his profile or wherever. Kinda lost interest in sex and for a while now I’ve been jerking off a lot. I would like to meet a real dude like me. Without the dramas or the bling bling and the jockstrap and the shallow conversations about instagram or any shit like that. I’m a very down to earth guy, kinda shy and really very straight forward. In my experience in Miami everyone wants to just suck me off because my cock it’s “too big and. “Oh my god I’m not ready to take it up the ass… like C’mon dude, your profile says you are a bottom and only into big cocks, how comes you only want to suck me off? To me it’s like “whatever, I’m not interested”. Those high maintenance guys who go to a gym to build muscles and turn into jerks… and lately I’ve had lots of hit from guys who claim to be top in RENTMEN. (Yeah I have a masseur profile in there) I had friends telling me that most of the guys advertising as TOP escorts they are just bottom guys who happen to have a big dick and they try to take advantage of that. Which to me it’s fine but then I hate when they text me in private telling me how they go to meet a client but will pretend to cum because what they really want it is me fucking them. Also a huge turn off. I like to fuck real men. Masculine regular dudes who unzip their pants and reveal a big fucking cock like mine. I have a thing for smelly uncut cocks, I won’t lie. But to me it’s the fact that I’m possessing a man that turns me on. A real man. With a hairy ass, with a belly, or a skinny one, or a 65 years old grandpa or a truck driver or whatever. I wonder why it’s so difficult to find such men. If I open Grindr I find guys who say hi with their ass pics, like tons of ass pics and I wonder “do guys don’t realize that it’s not a turn on to send ass pics like they do?”
Also what’s up with guys who have this terrible figure, most of the times overweight and wear thongs and jockstraps and feminine clothes? Like for real?…
I don’t know if what I’m asking for it’s an impossible but dating or getting laid in miami has become an issue not just for me, but for many other people that I’ve talk to. The worse part is when guys lie about their size. I’m not really into young guys and rarely I’ve gotten out of my comfort zone and met guys who were insisting in meeting me for a while only to have my suspicions confirmed.. I always have this thing that tells me that something is off but still I wanted to give it a try cause sometimes one might be wrong… and almost always I found that guys who claimed to be 8,9, 10 inches they were a mere 7 inches at its best.
And I wonder why do people lie? What good it does to claim someone you are not? I don’t have any issues with a small cock dude, but for god sake why the lie? Anyways, that’s a thought. If someone on this forum is in miami and is nicely hung and wanna hook up with a nicely hung terrific lover, have a nice conversation, a beer or two, without chems, listen some music, and have passionate sex if the chemistry is there, let me know. I’m open to meet someone who at least don’t lie about who he is. Thanks.
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Also what’s up with guys who have this terrible figure, most of the times overweight and wear thongs and jockstraps and feminine clothes? Like for real?…
I don’t know if what I’m asking for it’s an impossible but dating or getting laid in miami has become an issue not just for me, but for many other people that I’ve talk to. The worse part is when guys lie about their size. I’m not really into young guys and rarely I’ve gotten out of my comfort zone and met guys who were insisting in meeting me for a while only to have my suspicions confirmed.. I always have this thing that tells me that something is off but still I wanted to give it a try cause sometimes one might be wrong… and almost always I found that guys who claimed to be 8,9, 10 inches they were a mere 7 inches at its best.
And I wonder why do people lie? What good it does to claim someone you are not? I don’t have any issues with a small cock dude, but for god sake why the lie? Anyways, that’s a thought. If someone on this forum is in miami and is nicely hung and wanna hook up with a nicely hung terrific lover, have a nice conversation, a beer or two, without chems, listen some music, and have passionate sex if the chemistry is there, let me know. I’m open to meet someone who at least don’t lie about who he is. Thanks.
I speak English, Russian, French, Spanish and Portuguese. Feel free to text me in any language.
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I agree with you man, it’s weird out there
