I have a sexual crush on Jesus

Since I was a kid, I used to feel hot and kink and I saw Jesus shirtless on pictures and church sculptures... Am I the only one?

P.S.: I'm an atheist, so I won't care if you say this a sin
Jesus was aight, but he was no Saint Sebastian. (No, you're not alone. Edgelords have been trying to provoke people this way for 2k years.)
 
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