I just managed to piss and cum at the same time. Explanation inside. (Guy)

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Last night was the first time ever, and I repeated it successfully tonight. I often vape cannabis before jerking off, to be clear, and I did both of these nights. There are some things I can only do while high*, and it's possible this is one of them. I may try it sober some time next week, since I'm not vaping during the week.

*(I've gotten 3 or 4 double orgasms where I trick my body into thinking that the first orgasm hasn't taken to get it to orgasm a second time on top of the first, and the orgasm waves act like actual waves and amplify each other, so it feels like my dick is being bent back and forth it flexes so hard. It's almost scary, but not quite, and it feels insane.)

Last night, I needed to piss a fair amount, but wanted to jerk off first. And since watersports are fun, I was pissing while jerking off. As I alternated between peeing and edging, I kept getting closer and closer to the two feelings colliding. So I started toying with pushing out some piss and then really stroking long and hard (I'm a slow burner, not a jackhammerer) to get the orgasm to hit.

Suddenly it just... worked! I was pissing, little dribbles starting to come out of my rock hard cock, pulsing in my hand, and then suddenly the orgasm built and exploded, and both feelings were happening together, piss and cum. It was an intense feeling, like an extra-itchy orgasm that really digs into the root of your cock and makes your vision swim as you gasp for air. It was incredible.

I told my husband about it immediately by messenger (he falls asleep before I do) because I couldn't believe it had happened and wanted to root the details in my mind. He was suitably jealous in a horny sort of way, haha.

Tonight he headed off to bed right as I got home from a late evening, so I settled in to jerk off again. Lo-and-behold, it worked again! It was a bit more difficult this time, as I hadn't had the foresight to need to pee. But I grabbed a big bottle of water and set about chugging it as I edged and pissed for a good hour while watching a video of two wasted drunk straight guys getting horny for each other for the first time and exploring it.

Eventually I was able to do the same thing as the first time. I just kept edging closer and closer to orgasm while trying to hold the feeling of pissing, and suddenly I could feel both simultaneously. And it was the same electric, burning grip of an orgasm, my vision going a little dark and my throat locked between a gasp and a moan.

Fucking awesome. After the orgasm had subsided this time, there was a little discomfort, very similar to the feeling of a UTI. But after pissing once and then sitting for a bit and peeing as much as possible for a couple minutes, it went completely away and was replaced with a post-orgasm itchy glow.

This is all accurate to what I remember. I'm very interested to see how this goes in the future.
 
Quick update: yep, I can now do it at-will. It's easier when I really need to piss, but possible either way. It feels really incredible. It also doesn't require being super horny that day or anything. I did it yesterday for my 2nd orgasm of 3 that day. I highly recommend giving it a try if you're into watersports.

If anyone has trouble peeing while hard, lube up and try cupping your palm around the head of your dick. Then swirl it in a circular motion and try to relax all your muscles except the ones you use to push out piss. That might help get it started. Then you want it to be at a point where all you have to do is push to start pissing again. That's where you can edge and then combine the feelings.

It can also be difficult to resist just letting the valve close off and just finishing yourself off because it feels really fucking good to piss while you're close, but if you flex your muscles and focus on keeping the piss right at the edge, or even flowing actively, you can tip yourself over the edge and orgasm through the piss.
 
Tried it for a 4th time, succeeded again, but also held the orgasm at bay just a hair too long and ended up with a fully ruined orgasm instead, haha. Been a long time since that happened, especially while high. But I did manage to piss right through it. The piss that dribbled out mostly looked like cum, but was clearly both. Pretty awesome, and now I know to watch out for that unless it's something I'm after specifically.
 
Awesome man! Cumming and pissing collided for me once when I was fucking a girl with my morning wood. I filled her with a huge load then ran for the toilet pinching my cock. Just managed to get there and piss into the toilet with my hard dick!
 
Ugh, alright y'all. But you're getting it in my loungewear because it's friggen cold. XD

Honestly had no idea what would happen, and ended up with three cumshots, at least two of which involved piss (with the second one being the most obvious, but the first was actually piss pushing a load out that I'd been edging with).

So, uh, yeah. That was a hell of a lot more than I was expecting. XD
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Idk if this is healthy
Haven't had any discomfort after that first time it felt funny, so I'm fairly certain it was just an old injury (had a small, but unpleasant rupture in my urethra about 10 years ago that caused a chronic UTI issue for a couple years) flaring up. It's been nothing but good since. :)
 
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I tried this morning, but I can’t hold my pee Xd so I start peeing boner and lost my horny feeling… I like more cumming during pooping :)
 
Quick update: yep, I can now do it at-will. It's easier when I really need to piss, but possible either way. It feels really incredible. It also doesn't require being super horny that day or anything. I did it yesterday for my 2nd orgasm of 3 that day. I highly recommend giving it a try if you're into watersports.

If anyone has trouble peeing while hard, lube up and try cupping your palm around the head of your dick. Then swirl it in a circular motion and try to relax all your muscles except the ones you use to push out piss. That might help get it started. Then you want it to be at a point where all you have to do is push to start pissing again. That's where you can edge and then combine the feelings.

It can also be difficult to resist just letting the valve close off and just finishing yourself off because it feels really fucking good to piss while you're close, but if you flex your muscles and focus on keeping the piss right at the edge, or even flowing actively, you can tip yourself over the edge and orgasm through the piss.
Would love to see a video of this!
 
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Found a couple videos of someone who seems to have managed a similar feat, and who is objectively way hotter to watch than me, haha.
this looks like hyperspermia to be honest. I do this too with edging.
 
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Ugh, alright y'all. But you're getting it in my loungewear because it's friggen cold. XD

Honestly had no idea what would happen, and ended up with three cumshots, at least two of which involved piss (with the second one being the most obvious, but the first was actually piss pushing a load out that I'd been edging with).

So, uh, yeah. That was a hell of a lot more than I was expecting. XD
That was so hot, much better seeing it than reading about it. Very hot dick too