Impressed at the conference

[DC98]

OK, so I had to work a conference for some big companies as a photographer. Let me be clear, that I am not an actual photographer.

I just have access to a decent camera and know what a decent picture looks like, to be clear.

This conference is days on end, and I am walking around trying to take photos and stretching to get the best angle and the best possible shots the whole time. I am like an inexperienced, but eager photographic cat, just exploring and stalking around the place with a camera, trying to get a decent shot.

If you have never tried this before, it's like light yoga, in the middle of a crowd, but trying to focus on one very specific thing, over and over again within a large group of strangers.

At one point, in this arduous journey, I had to eventually take a piss.

I had decided that I would wait until it was dinner break at the conference to optimize my piss-break and have less down-time for taking photos and less static or line for the bathrooms.


So, drop the camera, walk to the glorious well kept bathroom with 4 urinal stalls that had just been cleaned. And oh was that gonna be a GLORIOUS piss.

I was so tired and had held it for a bit trying to be a photographer, and I just let it loose.

Standing there, pissing the last 7 hours out of me and decided to stretch my arms and back out. So I put my hands behind my back and lean back slightly.

I am standing there not expecting anybody else to arrive, and doing a power piss with my hands held together behind my back, when in walks in another guy.

He says' "Oh wow, we're showing off in here now, I walk in and this guy's got his hands behind his back"

then something like "He probably has shin-guards for that stunt"


I was genuinely entertained and laughing at that point, because I totally didn't expect anybody to walk in. And I said, "Yeah, well it's easer to aim when it's closer"

and walked out with the biggest confidence I have hade in a damn while.

 

[B_er]

OK, so I had to work a conference for some big companies as a photographer. Let me be clear, that I am not an actual photographer.

I just have access to a decent camera and know what a decent picture looks like, to be clear.

This conference is days on end, and I am walking around trying to take photos and stretching to get the best angle and the best possible shots the whole time. I am like an inexperienced, but eager photographic cat, just exploring and stalking around the place with a camera, trying to get a decent shot.

If you have never tried this before, it's like light yoga, in the middle of a crowd, but trying to focus on one very specific thing, over and over again within a large group of strangers.

At one point, in this arduous journey, I had to eventually take a piss.

I had decided that I would wait until it was dinner break at the conference to optimize my piss-break and have less down-time for taking photos and less static or line for the bathrooms.


So, drop the camera, walk to the glorious well kept bathroom with 4 urinal stalls that had just been cleaned. And oh was that gonna be a GLORIOUS piss.

I was so tired and had held it for a bit trying to be a photographer, and I just let it loose.

Standing there, pissing the last 7 hours out of me and decided to stretch my arms and back out. So I put my hands behind my back and lean back slightly.

I am standing there not expecting anybody else to arrive, and doing a power piss with my hands held together behind my back, when in walks in another guy.

He says' "Oh wow, we're showing off in here now, I walk in and this guy's got his hands behind his back"

then something like "He probably has shin-guards for that stunt"


I was genuinely entertained and laughing at that point, because I totally didn't expect anybody to walk in. And I said, "Yeah, well it's easer to aim when it's closer"

and walked out with the biggest confidence I have hade in a damn while.

Nice man, that was a egoboost, your must be proud of yourself!