jd vance writer and politician vp nominee
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He's a dick but so freaking cute I can't stand it.
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His story is kind of begging to be a porn parody. Big budget style like the old school days.
JD VANCE: SOFA KING GAY
Scene 1: A young JD in his teen years finds some hot solo love with a rubber glove and a sofa.
Scene 2: A matured, but beardless JD (as played by Jordan from BrandtsBoys) has a chance encounter with Peter Thiel (as played by the equally German Tim Kruger, beardless for once), eventually resulting in a straight boy hotel blowjob. Kruger really gags the shit out of him. Afterward, Peter promises to keep up his end of the bargain and support all of JD's future endeavors without ever expecting more sex, he just liked the power of being able to make him compromise his proud heterosexuality for money.
Scene 3: (No JD in this one) Trump (as played by The Vivienne) and Thiel negotiate that Peter will fund all the Republican candidates if Trump agrees to name JD as his running mate -- but there's a catch. Peter Thiel never intended to keep up his end of the bargain with JD, and had always planned on an even more humiliating compromise to his manhood -- a gang bang on Jeffrey Epstein's sex island, where JD will be declared "Sofa King Cumdump". Trump agrees to the terms, but then asks: "I don't know why you'd want JD Vance when you could have all of this." Thiel is into it, but when Trump tries to top, Thiel stops him. "I'm worth five of you, that's not happening." And Trump ends up taking the dick.
Scene 4: At Jeffrey Epstein's sex island, Peter Thiel leads the Sofa King gangbang of JD, who has been distracted from what it abbout to take place with a particularly gorgeous sofa that he is already beyond excited going to town on. So excited he barely even notiches when a train of donors and political leaders start running a train on him.
Depending on release date and what happens, it could end a lot of different ways from there, but it would kinda work.
JD VANCE: SOFA KING GAY
Scene 1: A young JD in his teen years finds some hot solo love with a rubber glove and a sofa.
Scene 2: A matured, but beardless JD (as played by Jordan from BrandtsBoys) has a chance encounter with Peter Thiel (as played by the equally German Tim Kruger, beardless for once), eventually resulting in a straight boy hotel blowjob. Kruger really gags the shit out of him. Afterward, Peter promises to keep up his end of the bargain and support all of JD's future endeavors without ever expecting more sex, he just liked the power of being able to make him compromise his proud heterosexuality for money.
Scene 3: (No JD in this one) Trump (as played by The Vivienne) and Thiel negotiate that Peter will fund all the Republican candidates if Trump agrees to name JD as his running mate -- but there's a catch. Peter Thiel never intended to keep up his end of the bargain with JD, and had always planned on an even more humiliating compromise to his manhood -- a gang bang on Jeffrey Epstein's sex island, where JD will be declared "Sofa King Cumdump". Trump agrees to the terms, but then asks: "I don't know why you'd want JD Vance when you could have all of this." Thiel is into it, but when Trump tries to top, Thiel stops him. "I'm worth five of you, that's not happening." And Trump ends up taking the dick.
Scene 4: At Jeffrey Epstein's sex island, Peter Thiel leads the Sofa King gangbang of JD, who has been distracted from what it abbout to take place with a particularly gorgeous sofa that he is already beyond excited going to town on. So excited he barely even notiches when a train of donors and political leaders start running a train on him.
Depending on release date and what happens, it could end a lot of different ways from there, but it would kinda work.
could totally see him on camera with a big white load all over that beard
I want a pic of his dick
I'd ride it - while spitting on him
I’m getting major major closeted homo vibes from this guy. I can’t be the only to see this.
oh yeah he def knows what cock tastes like
Respectfully he prayed the gay away sooooo
dude should have just been a ptown bear cub !
Sean Maygers or Le Grand Wolf can also play as Peter Thiel.
I want to see Kamala's husband fuck JD's hole hard !!!
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