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Early this morning on KFI 640 radio out in Los Angeles, reporter Amy King interviewed ABC News anchor and reporter Amy Robach about her 20/20 interview with the great John Wayne-- Bobbitt that is, as opposed to Marion Morrison the actor who became John Wayne.
I was fascinated as two women in their forties became highly-animated, almost like two giggling schoolgirls when discussing the source of Bobbitt's notoriety. At one point I could visualize Amy Robach blushing when she told KFI's Amy King that Bobbitt had reportedly decided to downsize the dimensions of his (insert name of organ as neither woman were able to bring themselves to say the word penis on-air) after girlfriends had complained it was simply too large. Note: please watch the porno flick Frankenpenis to see the "too large penis" in-action for yourself, and after laughing incredulously at all of under 5" continue reading.
On the night of June 6, 1993 Bobbitt's wife Lorena, a hot-blooded and passionate Ecuadorian, came to the conclusion her ex-marine husband was sticking his mini-me into female orifices that were not hers. Her final solution involved getting a kitchen knife and wacking-off his flaccid member. For good measure she got into their car, drove a couple blocks down the street and heaved the tiny lump of bleeding flesh into a field across from a 7-Eleven. Fortunately a couple of policemen found the severed penis, packed it in 7-Eleven ice and surgeons were able to reattach it and perform hydraulic miracles.
What ensued held the country glued to their television sets when Lorena Bobbitt was put on-trial. Largely depending upon ones' gender, you were either on Team John Wayne or Team Lorena. Defendant Lorena was heavily coached in Female Victimization 100, hitting every talking point during cross-examination, and when stumped for answers she employed a woman's most powerful weapon, sex tears on the stand. Countless times during her live testimony a baritone voiceover would cut-in with "Lorena Bobbitt is reaching for a tissue." She must have gone through three boxes of tissues during her testimony. Afterward a compassionate media cleaned-up her fractured English-- " I told him he'd better stop-start be more respectful to woman "-- into an articulate battle cry of scorned women everywhere. Lorena got-off Scott-free with no conviction or jail-time.
Decades later a much older, balder but none the wiser John Wayne Bobbitt seems disappointed to find-out that ABC News still has a decidedly female bias in reporting. Additionally, Amy Robach was probably too embarrassed to mention the part where Bobbitt visited disgraced Dr. Mel Rosenstein (a.k.a. the Butcher of Culver City) who injected a ridiculous amount of fat into his modest penis in order to make it appear larger for porno films.
John Wayne Bobbitt Says His Penis Has 'Been Through the Wringer' In New ABC Special
I was fascinated as two women in their forties became highly-animated, almost like two giggling schoolgirls when discussing the source of Bobbitt's notoriety. At one point I could visualize Amy Robach blushing when she told KFI's Amy King that Bobbitt had reportedly decided to downsize the dimensions of his (insert name of organ as neither woman were able to bring themselves to say the word penis on-air) after girlfriends had complained it was simply too large. Note: please watch the porno flick Frankenpenis to see the "too large penis" in-action for yourself, and after laughing incredulously at all of under 5" continue reading.
On the night of June 6, 1993 Bobbitt's wife Lorena, a hot-blooded and passionate Ecuadorian, came to the conclusion her ex-marine husband was sticking his mini-me into female orifices that were not hers. Her final solution involved getting a kitchen knife and wacking-off his flaccid member. For good measure she got into their car, drove a couple blocks down the street and heaved the tiny lump of bleeding flesh into a field across from a 7-Eleven. Fortunately a couple of policemen found the severed penis, packed it in 7-Eleven ice and surgeons were able to reattach it and perform hydraulic miracles.
What ensued held the country glued to their television sets when Lorena Bobbitt was put on-trial. Largely depending upon ones' gender, you were either on Team John Wayne or Team Lorena. Defendant Lorena was heavily coached in Female Victimization 100, hitting every talking point during cross-examination, and when stumped for answers she employed a woman's most powerful weapon, sex tears on the stand. Countless times during her live testimony a baritone voiceover would cut-in with "Lorena Bobbitt is reaching for a tissue." She must have gone through three boxes of tissues during her testimony. Afterward a compassionate media cleaned-up her fractured English-- " I told him he'd better stop-start be more respectful to woman "-- into an articulate battle cry of scorned women everywhere. Lorena got-off Scott-free with no conviction or jail-time.
Decades later a much older, balder but none the wiser John Wayne Bobbitt seems disappointed to find-out that ABC News still has a decidedly female bias in reporting. Additionally, Amy Robach was probably too embarrassed to mention the part where Bobbitt visited disgraced Dr. Mel Rosenstein (a.k.a. the Butcher of Culver City) who injected a ridiculous amount of fat into his modest penis in order to make it appear larger for porno films.
John Wayne Bobbitt Says His Penis Has 'Been Through the Wringer' In New ABC Special
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