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Omg. A person could get really high.

Hmm....totally viceless. What to do, what to do....well, you could have a sip of water for every tile. Then run to the bathroom? You’d be marathon ready in no time.

I’ve heard of support groups for water drinkers and they have meetings in public bathrooms. I think they are the ones who leave pee all over the seat. This is why we hover and flush with the sole of our shoe
 

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Here are ideas for card #3, drawn from all over the weird wide web.
Alpha
Smalls
Anal insertion discussion
My female friend says....
trans
trans
Men in panties
Spare me from the Alpha male!
 

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My dad is into cross dressing and I think it’s all good. I don’t think much about it tbh


The only reason I know is because my sister found a bunch of pics on his laptop and had been super pissed at him, she said she wanted to go write a big announcement in colored chalk for all the neighbors to see

I don’t know why she was upset and I felt good that I talked her out of it as that’s his business. I did email him one day to say hey Dad. Um. I think it’s cool that you do that and I love you and thanks for never judging me for anything growing up

My dad isn’t perfect and we all know neither am I but I love him

An alpha male is as parodying as a crossdresser, imho.
 
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An alpha male is as parodying as a crossdresser, imho.


Omg I need to make a disclaimer to prevent future butthurtedness (not yours) and say that you were being witty :heart_eyes: and maybe rhetorical and I felt like sharing is all :innocent:
 

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Think he's contacted every woman with exactly the same message.

Perhaps @Mr. LPSG could implement an spam filter, automatically deleting identical (spam) messages.
I feel super left out now

How am I supposed to even find a man now
 

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Uh.. what?
It’s her commentary on my suggestion of a bingo spot reading “my female friend says....”
Because so many stupid questions (and I usually ascribe to “there are no stupid questions”) online start that way.
Especially sex related.
And their female friend is usually a porn clip.
 
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i swear, i don't know what you women are doing to get soo many weirdos coming at ya! :) so tired of the dick pics and the cam requests, i don't even bother responding. the question i get ALL the time that drives me nuts is: does your husband know you're on this site?" because apparently i can't be on the internet without making sure he knows exactly what i'm doing?

or i get multiple messages from the same guy over and over and over, saying the same exact thing every time. i'm not talking like minutes apart, where maybe (just maybe) his internet had a hiccup, but days apart, where i obviously haven't responded, so he thought sending the same thing again would get my attention.

some of those things on the cards, i've never had the privilege of experiencing and i'm good with that.
 

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i swear, i don't know what you women are doing to get soo many weirdos coming at ya! :) so tired of the dick pics and the cam requests, i don't even bother responding. the question i get ALL the time that drives me nuts is: does your husband know you're on this site?" because apparently i can't be on the internet without making sure he knows exactly what i'm doing?

or i get multiple messages from the same guy over and over and over, saying the same exact thing every time. i'm not talking like minutes apart, where maybe (just maybe) his internet had a hiccup, but days apart, where i obviously haven't responded, so he thought sending the same thing again would get my attention.

some of those things on the cards, i've never had the privilege of experiencing and i'm good with that.
Good one! Next bingo card, that one’s going on!

Lots of these things happen in the forums, not just in PMs. It’s exhausting. I don’t get repeat messages cuz I put them on ignore right away. I’m not into sexting with strangers, answering your sex questions, or looking at your dick. We have nothing in common. Ignore. You bring me no joy! :)
 

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I am so immune to dick pics that I almost expect to see them all the time. When we went to Key West every so often I'd see a guy in a swimsuit and expect him to expose himself at any minute.

That's what happens when you help with photo verification here. So. Many. Weenies.

At least I quit getting messages after I verify someone "Hey, did you like what you saw?" I think we might be getting a more mature crowd!
 

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I am so immune to dick pics that I almost expect to see them all the time. When we went to Key West every so often I'd see a guy in a swimsuit and expect him to expose himself at any minute.

That's what happens when you help with photo verification here. So. Many. Weenies.

At least I quit getting messages after I verify someone "Hey, did you like what you saw?" I think we might be getting a more mature crowd!
I. Can’t. Even. Imagine. Verifying pics would be my nightmare. It’s like when I accidentally click on the new pics page (or whatever page that is). Omg. A field of random weenies. Just waving around in various angles. It’s really off-putting. “Did you like what you saw?” No, I did not, sir. It’s just weird.

I like individual penises, attached to specific men. The random ones are so odd.