Lpsg bingo

[ArtAppreciation]

Because so many stupid questions (and I usually ascribe to “there are no stupid questions”) online start that way.
Especially sex related.
And their female friend is usually a porn clip.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I am so immune to dick pics that I almost expect to see them all the time. When we went to Key West every so often I'd see a guy in a swimsuit and expect him to expose himself at any minute.

That's what happens when you help with photo verification here. So. Many. Weenies.

At least I quit getting messages after I verify someone "Hey, did you like what you saw?" I think we might be getting a more mature crowd!

Absolutely priceless

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Did anyone else get a request to make queefing videos? I was told I would be given "undying appreciation".

At least he didn't call me a cunt when I declined.

A few years back I got a very detailed set of instructions on how to make a sexy fart video.

This guy had some kind of very strong fetish for smelling women’s farts. According to him nothing in the whole world is hotter then smelling women farts

For him it is all about the smell.
I was a bit confused
Still don’t get it
Because you can’t smell a video

Maybe some day they will make a fart perfume for him

 

[Enid]

A few years back I got a very detailed set of instructions on how to make a sexy fart video.

This guy had some kind of very strong fetish for smelling women’s farts. According to him nothing in the whole world is hotter then smelling women farts

For him it is all about the smell.
I was a bit confused
Still don’t get it
Because you can’t smell a video

Maybe some day they will make a fart perfume for him

Now that's an untapped market. Selling used fart-filled underwear. Flatupanties.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Did anyone else get a request to make queefing videos? I was told I would be given "undying appreciation".

At least he didn't call me a cunt when I declined.

I haven't heard that one in years.

 

[LaFemme]

Time to upload another card.

 

[deleted924715]

Time to upload another card.

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I'm fluctuating between laughter and despair

 

[rtg]

Haha I’m disappointed I hadn’t seen this thread until now!

Wouldn’t it be awesome if we were all in a bingo hall and took LPSG breaks in between rounds and played this game for real.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I haven't heard that one in years.

undying appreciation!!!
I’ll give you my undying appreciation!

If you will only fart into a jar.... I know it sounds weird but just trust me it’s super normal and lots of people do this you are going to just love it.

you won’t even believe how turned on you get by farting into bell jar for me. Every time you fart. I will cum. This is my promise to you

and will be undyingly appreciative. So excited. I’m woundering when my jar will arrive!

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Haha I’m disappointed I hadn’t seen this thread until now!

Wouldn’t it be awesome if we were all in a bingo hall and took LPSG breaks in between rounds and played this game for real.

Fuck yes!

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Rating never goes well. I let the dudes doick it out on the threads where they get to do that.

Could be a chance to practice challenging universal statement descriptive adjectives with questions....but dudes are real sensitive about their dicks.... and I‘m a nice person. So I just won’t say anything

The ‘rate me’ thing is a turnoff

 

[LaFemme]

Rating never goes well. I let the dudes doick it out on the threads where they get to do that.

Could be a chance to practice challenging universal statement descriptive adjectives with questions....but dudes are real sensitive about their dicks.... and I‘m a nice person. So I just won’t say anything

The ‘rate me’ thing is a turnoff
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Rate food! Not people!

 

[AlteredEgo]

woundering

Gold!

 

[TinyPrincess]

Time to upload another card.

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Darn it - I miss two to have a full plate

 

[deleted848353]

Do we have a new bingo card for 2020

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Yeah, we are blackout on the others.

we will need “twat” on one space.

 

[LaFemme]

Give me your ideas and I’ll make another one!

 

[deleted848353]

Give me your ideas and I’ll make another one!

Maybe some squares to do with the latest issues of thread hatred

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I. Can’t. Even. Imagine. Verifying pics would be my nightmare. It’s like when I accidentally click on the new pics page (or whatever page that is). Omg. A field of random weenies. Just waving around in various angles. It’s really off-putting. “Did you like what you saw?” No, I did not, sir. It’s just weird.

I like individual penises, attached to specific men. The random ones are so odd.

how wrong is it that I heard a line from This Land Is Your Land...

When the sun come shining, then I was strolling
And the dick fields waving and the gas bags trolling...
A voice was chanting as the fog was lifting
This land must be LPSG....

I’m so, so, so very sorry Woody....

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Just so we have the collection: