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@AmateurHunk is my guy!!!! So sexy!
not his sexiest pic but I agree he's the sexiest up there today and I voted for him too - good luck @AmateurHunk !!@AmateurHunk is my guy!!!! So sexy!
Love your cheeks!
Thank you for those who have chosen the correct choice so far and I hope I can appeal to the rest of the undecided with a shameless campaign plug:
Vote for MOTO's fine ass today and it will be a decision you shall not regret. While all the other candidates promise everyone free pony rides, only MOTO will promise you free unicorn rides instead (trust us, the added horn will make a difference). MOTO will also tell you exactly what you want to hear and it will be individually tailored to the issues that are important to you, even if it contradicts with someone else's issue. With MOTO, hypocrisy is not a thing. A vote for MOTO will also insure added wealth, even if mostly for MOTO. If you value freedom, liberty and empty-platitudes, vote today and only MOTO will deliver it to you.* Above all do it for MOTO because Mrs. MOTO needs a new Rabbit Vibrator and those things ain't cheap.
Still not convinced? Then please accept this free complimentary gif of the American flag to appeal to that unthinking, jingoistic patriotism deep in the lizard part of your brain.
* Disclaimer: Candidate MOTO assumes no responsible for unfulfilled or broken promises. By voting for MOTO's fine ass you are assuming all risks and thereby agreeing to give up your option and rights for legal recourse. Before entering into any binding agreement our team of overpaid corporate lawyers suggest you consult first with a licensed physician, qualified attorney or MOTO's brother-in-law, Bob*, who is always willing to give advice on any subject for free, some of which is every now and then partially correct.
*Not his real name...it's actually Steve.
Vote for integrity. Vote for honor. Vote for MOTO's fine ass. Thank you.
Oh lord **face palm**I'll have you know I still have my flip phone and it still works just fine...thank you very much .
Oh lord **face palm**
I was in the pub with a close friend of mine and without pausing, mid-sentence, I was like "please upgrade your phone *Claire. It gives me secondhand anxiety how old your phone is. I have a calculator at home that can do more than that potato"
We were laughing about it but she basically said the same as you. "It works perfectly fine" she said.
*not her real name
That's a good idea tbf. Plus I miss only charging my phone once every 5 yearsI actually keep in the car as an emergency back-up in case I forget or lose my regular smartphone or the battery dies since it can only make calls and that tends to prove an inconvenience when surfing for porn .