Lpsg's Sexiest Backend Contest! Round 7!!

Vote on your favourite bottom here!

  • @johnyyy9876

    Votes: 68 3.9%
  • @motion-of-the-ocean

    Votes: 39 2.3%
  • @jaylin98

    Votes: 28 1.6%
  • @hungdutch

    Votes: 29 1.7%
  • @bgdck

    Votes: 136 7.9%
  • @yurnero

    Votes: 20 1.2%
  • @callum123

    Votes: 486 28.2%
  • @lossx

    Votes: 44 2.5%
  • @lobau1234

    Votes: 159 9.2%
  • @bcnguy

    Votes: 313 18.1%
  • @bigfateightuk

    Votes: 29 1.7%
  • @pharmrepkc

    Votes: 37 2.1%
  • @lmorenom16

    Votes: 56 3.2%
  • @amateurhunk

    Votes: 269 15.6%
  • @kissoflove1

    Votes: 13 0.8%

  • Total voters
    1,726
  • Poll closed .

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Thank you for those who have chosen the correct choice so far and I hope I can appeal to the rest of the undecided with a shameless campaign plug:

Vote for MOTO's fine ass today and it will be a decision you shall not regret. While all the other candidates promise everyone free pony rides, only MOTO will promise you free unicorn rides instead (trust us, the added horn will make a difference). MOTO will also tell you exactly what you want to hear and it will be individually tailored to the issues that are important to you, even if it contradicts with someone else's issue. With MOTO, hypocrisy is not a thing. A vote for MOTO will also insure added wealth, even if mostly for MOTO. If you value freedom, liberty and empty-platitudes, vote today and only MOTO will deliver it to you.* Above all do it for MOTO because Mrs. MOTO needs a new Rabbit Vibrator and those things ain't cheap.

Still not convinced? Then please accept this free complimentary gif of the American flag to appeal to that unthinking, jingoistic patriotism deep in the lizard part of your brain.
tenor.gif


* Disclaimer: Candidate MOTO assumes no responsible for unfulfilled or broken promises. By voting for MOTO's fine ass you are assuming all risks and thereby agreeing to give up your option and rights for legal recourse. Before entering into any binding agreement our team of overpaid corporate lawyers suggest you consult first with a licensed physician, qualified attorney or MOTO's brother-in-law, Bob*, who is always willing to give advice on any subject for free, some of which is every now and then partially correct.

*Not his real name...it's actually Steve.

Vote for integrity. Vote for honor. Vote for MOTO's fine ass. Thank you.
 

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Thank you for those who have chosen the correct choice so far and I hope I can appeal to the rest of the undecided with a shameless campaign plug:

Vote for MOTO's fine ass today and it will be a decision you shall not regret. While all the other candidates promise everyone free pony rides, only MOTO will promise you free unicorn rides instead (trust us, the added horn will make a difference). MOTO will also tell you exactly what you want to hear and it will be individually tailored to the issues that are important to you, even if it contradicts with someone else's issue. With MOTO, hypocrisy is not a thing. A vote for MOTO will also insure added wealth, even if mostly for MOTO. If you value freedom, liberty and empty-platitudes, vote today and only MOTO will deliver it to you.* Above all do it for MOTO because Mrs. MOTO needs a new Rabbit Vibrator and those things ain't cheap.

Still not convinced? Then please accept this free complimentary gif of the American flag to appeal to that unthinking, jingoistic patriotism deep in the lizard part of your brain.
tenor.gif


* Disclaimer: Candidate MOTO assumes no responsible for unfulfilled or broken promises. By voting for MOTO's fine ass you are assuming all risks and thereby agreeing to give up your option and rights for legal recourse. Before entering into any binding agreement our team of overpaid corporate lawyers suggest you consult first with a licensed physician, qualified attorney or MOTO's brother-in-law, Bob*, who is always willing to give advice on any subject for free, some of which is every now and then partially correct.

*Not his real name...it's actually Steve.

Vote for integrity. Vote for honor. Vote for MOTO's fine ass. Thank you.

"Hello Moto"

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I'll have you know I still have my flip phone and it still works just fine...thank you very much :p.
Oh lord **face palm**

I was in the pub with a close friend of mine and without pausing, mid-sentence, I was like "please upgrade your phone *Claire. It gives me secondhand anxiety how old your phone is. I have a calculator at home that can do more than that potato"

We were laughing about it but she basically said the same as you. "It works perfectly fine" she said.

*not her real name
 

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Oh lord **face palm**

I was in the pub with a close friend of mine and without pausing, mid-sentence, I was like "please upgrade your phone *Claire. It gives me secondhand anxiety how old your phone is. I have a calculator at home that can do more than that potato"

We were laughing about it but she basically said the same as you. "It works perfectly fine" she said.

*not her real name

I actually keep in the car as an emergency back-up in case I forget or lose my regular smartphone or the battery dies since it can only make calls and that tends to prove an inconvenience when surfing for porn :D.
 

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I actually keep in the car as an emergency back-up in case I forget or lose my regular smartphone or the battery dies since it can only make calls and that tends to prove an inconvenience when surfing for porn :D.
That's a good idea tbf. Plus I miss only charging my phone once every 5 years :joy:
 

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OMG thank you all so much for your comments and feedback! The competition is clearly hard (pun definitely intended) and there are certain backends there that I'd definitely like inspecting way up close! Whatever the end result is, I'm really thankful for all the good feedback.

Fun fact. I wasn't sure about submitting that photo as there might be others that show my "derriere" in a better light but I gotta admit that the response is amazing and I'm happy with the decision.

I promise I'll try my best to give each and every of you who have sent me your nice thoughts a gift in return. You folks rock!
 
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