Results of my test.
They nearly all picked silicone dildos, approximately their dimensions, as I remember them. One picked one much bigger than he is hung. One picked a Lelo product I wouldn't want.
These are not bad choices, but I do not want any of them. I already have similar dildos, and barely use them. I do tend to play with silicone dildos about the size of my partners. However, they never considered my reason. If we do not have sex every day, and the partner is generously endowed, I don't want to start adjusting to that size from scratch whenever we finally hook up.
The one who picked a bigger one had seen something similar carelessly forgotten on my night stand. He just figured that's what I prefer. The truth is he fits so flawlessly inside me that I have never gotten a toy just for keeping up with him.
The one who picked a Lelo was very close, but the shape was off. Not enough surface area for proper stimulation of my g-spot. He's seen me explode on a similar Lelo, knows I have a Lelo collection, knows I tend to strain my wrist going after my g-spot with fingers alone, and figured he would run with the pattern. Had he he actually been shopping for me, that would have been an expensive error.
And then there's my ex-fiance. The only one who got it just right. He said if he wanted to buy me a toy, he'd ask if my rabbit was broken. I used to break them. I'd wear out the motor by gripping to hard with my pelvic floor as I neared orgasm. Or, I'd short out a wire gripping to hard with my hand if my orgasm made me convulse. I repaired a few, broke them again, and electrocuted my coochie. These days, I do not use the rabbit often, and they are much better made. I've had my current one for a decade. It does work. Even has fresh batteries, which was his next question.
Five men who know me, love me, and have spent a lot of time seeing to my sexual satisfaction, and only one was exactly right. "If your rabbit works, you would use some other toy twice, lose it in a drawer, and go back to getting off with your middle and ring finger." It's been 15 years. I can't believe he remembers which fingers.
I promised to follow up. So.
