Matt Gaetz, Anyone?

[RowanNightingale]

Not to admire. To ROAST!!!

*Phyllis Diller Voice*
If Matt Gaetz gets any more filling, he'll have to identify as a Donut. The only Party HE'LL be attending will involve Cops and Coffee! And who did his eyebrows, anyway? Vincent Price?! He looks like someone just told him the McRib isn't coming back. And let's talk Veneers! The last time I saw a pair of Jaws like that, they were eating a Kid on a Raft! If Matt Gaetz looked any more deranged, he'd be chasing Shelley Duvall through the Overlook with an Axe!

LET 'EM RIP, GIRLS!

 

[tendamen]

It’s giving Jack Nicholson post-lobotomy.
It’s giving Jojo Siwa post-transition
It’s giving both Beavis AND Butthead
It’s giving white Woll Smoth
It’s giving “if William Shatner’s hairpiece had a personality”
It’s giving “I enjoyed my frat initiation too much”
It’s giving common criminal
It’s giving common chromesomes
It’s giving “televangelist in the gas station bathroom”
It’s giving “9-11! The black folks are BBQing!”
It’s giving Jesus, but the white capitalist version
It’s giving head in a Wall Street toilet stall
It’s giving cheap Halloween vampire wig
It’s giving traffic
It’s giving school tattle-tale after 40
It’s giving the supermarket cashier back-talk for telling you how much you saved today
It’s giving polyester suits and plastic shoes

Oh mylanta, I could go on…

 

[nightguy13]

It’s giving Jack Nicholson post-lobotomy.
It’s giving Jojo Siwa post-transition
It’s giving both Beavis AND Butthead
It’s giving white Woll Smoth
It’s giving “if William Shatner’s hairpiece had a personality”
It’s giving “I enjoyed my frat initiation too much”
It’s giving common criminal
It’s giving common chromesomes
It’s giving “televangelist in the gas station bathroom”
It’s giving “9-11! The black folks are BBQing!”
It’s giving Jesus, but the white capitalist version
It’s giving head in a Wall Street toilet stall
It’s giving cheap Halloween vampire wig
It’s giving traffic
It’s giving school tattle-tale after 40
It’s giving the supermarket cashier back-talk for telling you how much you saved today
It’s giving polyester suits and plastic shoes

Oh mylanta, I could go on…

God damn, you're a poet.