Not saying I look
exactly like this, but it gives an idea of my chest, belly, pubic, facial and body hair.
(Not far off on the dick size, either.)
But I'm pretty proud about the hair situation. Always leave the top shirt button unbuttoned to show off my chest hair, and wear the shortest of shorts to show off my muscular, hairy thighs. A bit of a narcissist. Well, in truth, totally conceited. Thank God I'm really modest and have a very small dick or else I'd be a complete asshole. Which many still think I am.
Enough with that! Let's talk about me.
An old girlfriend introduced me to a cute stewardess.
(It wasn't that long ago!) She lived up to advance billing; We had dinner and a movie and, let's say, we got to know each other better.
A couple nights later I ran into a friend; he was dating the girlfriend I'd gone with. He intimated he'd got the skinny on what the stewardess thought about me. He asked if I wanted to know what she said, I said "No, not really"
(but really really did), so he told me.
She said I'd lived up to my advance billing: I was really good-looking, lots of fun, didn't fart or belch too much, nice pleasant deodorant, no BO, but. . .BUT. . .
Okay, I thought, here it comes., she's gonna spill the dirty truth . . I've got a small dick!" (Hard to believe, but It's been said!). . . but . . . BUT. . .
She felt I had too much body hair!!!
Not the small dick, it was the
body hair that turned her off.
So you never know. Women can be very inconsistent, unreasonable, illogical. You never know what's going on in their heads. As Henry Higgins asked, "Why can't a woman be more like a man? Why can't a woman be more like me? "
Moral to the story: Don't sweat the small stuff. Or the hairy stuff. They're either gonna like you or hate you, love you or dump you. "The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. No one knows why some things work out and some things don't."* There's nothing you can do about it. Just be prepared to be shat on. It's a fifty-fifty thing.
* Gina McKee as "Bella", the woman in the wheelchair In "Nottingham Hill"