mOOSE kNUCKLE?

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I recently heard the term 'Moose Knuckle' used to describe the male bulge, kinda the man's version of a 'camel toe'. I was wondering if anyone else had heard the term?
 
Never heard of "Moose Knuckle" and yet I have heard and been known to say - "Camel Nose". (Think of Joe the Camel in those cigarette ads)
 
I have heard the term. Even though the "moose knuckle" still exists, it will never reach the fame it had in the 80's among glam rockers.:biglaugh:
 
moose knuckle??!!! that's a new one for me!!!
 
Well this is information I could have done without. Now that I have it though I will be forced to go crotch watching again.
 
I grew up and went to college in Michigan and yes I'm familiar with the term, "Moose Knuckle" in reference to a bulge but do not use it.
 
and if you were to try and suck the whole of it in at one time would that be where the name Moose Jaw in Canada came from?
 
Yes, have heard the term..... Camel toe/ Moose knuckle....like I have heard of Chick Flick/Dick Flick regarding films.:rolleyes:
 
The male version of camel toe. Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle or knuckel what a pain in the balls I bet but what a veiw llong cock nice bulbus head omg in cycle shorts vains and all wow xx
 
Some dudes can't help showing bulge. I've often wondered why people think it's such a bad thing. It's one thing to have the Wrangler Ball Split; it's quite another to have a meaty bulge on one side or the other. Just sayin...
 
Yes, the term is commonly used in my area.

To be specific, a moose nuckle is more than just a VPL or VDL. It actually has to do with the pants/shorts being too small/tight and/or the seam at the crotch riding up so that it splits the balls appart making them bulge. It looks like two lumps tightly squeezed into fabric. Depending on the guy, a penis/dick line may or may not be present.

case in point... (I think elvis has the best example)
 

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Since someone else already revived the dead thread...

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In video games (Grand Theft Auto):
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Redneck truck accessories (scroll down):
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Action figures:
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