Morning Wood

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At the grand old age of 67, I still wake-up once a week with morning wood.

It feels fantastic to have a full-on vein bulging erection without any effort. My 6.5" long and 6" girth cock is hard as a rock and I enjoy feeling it back down to it's root between my balls to my arse.

Sometimes it can be a bit priapic and last for half an hour, sometimes it slowly goes soft and sometimes I go and jerk off in the bathroom while my wife is sleeping, like I did this morning.

So there is hope for all you Young Guns out there to enjoy your cock in later life but a bit of advice avoid gut fat. Nothing kills a spontaneous erection faster than a beer belly.
 

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At the grand old age of 67, I still wake-up once a week with morning wood.

It feels fantastic to have a full-on vein bulging erection without any effort. My 6.5" long and 6" girth cock is hard as a rock and I enjoy feeling it back down to it's root between my balls to my arse.

Sometimes it can be a bit priapic and last for half an hour, sometimes it slowly goes soft and sometimes I go and jerk off in the bathroom while my wife is sleeping, like I did this morning.

So there is hope for all you Young Guns out there to enjoy your cock in later life but a bit of advice avoid gut fat. Nothing kills a spontaneous erection faster than a beer belly.
A 20 mg dose of Cialis before bed makes my 66 year old cock rock hard during the night. Otherwise totally limp all night
 

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Does anyone else’s dick get hard enough in their sleep to wake them up. My most comfortable sleeping position is on my stomach and a lot of times my hard dick wakes me up because it feels like I’m laying on something. I’m also curved and if I roll over on it an it gets pulled to the right it instantly feels uncomfortable and have to lift up so it can spring back to it’s natural curved left position. And when its still rock hard when I wake up I have to wait until it goes down some so I can piss comfortably. If not I have to do the lean over maneuver to try to aim it down enough to hit the toilet.

Most guys like their morning wood but most of the time mines is so hard it’s annoying and I swear mines is hard 90% of the time I’m sleeping. But there is an exception. There are times where it feels really good (hard to explain but if you have a penis you know what I mean) when it wakes me up in the middle of the night and if I got a warm body with me they getting poked with it to see if they want to do it. If not I’ll either get up and bust one or just lay there and play with it until I go back to sleep because it feels so good.
 
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Does anyone else’s dick get hard enough in their sleep to wake them up. My most comfortable sleeping position is on my stomach and a lot of times my hard dick wakes me up because it feels like I’m laying on something. I’m also curved and if I roll over on it an it gets pulled to the right it instantly feels uncomfortable and have to lift up so it can spring back to it’s natural curved left position. And when its still rock hard when I wake up I have to wait until it goes down some so I can piss comfortably. If not I have to do the lean over maneuver to try to aim it down enough to hit the toilet.

Most guys like their morning wood but most of the time mines is so hard it’s annoying and I swear mines is hard 90% of the time I’m sleeping. But there is an exception. There are times where it feels really good (hard to explain but if you have a penis you know what I mean) when it wakes me up in the middle of the night and if I got a warm body with me they getting poked with it to see if they want to do it. If not I’ll either get up and bust one or just lay there and play with it until I go back to sleep because it feels so good.
Enjoy being that hard, when younger I would wake so nights and feel like my skin was going to rip open I was so hard.
 
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I went for months without any morning wood and in the last few weeks, I've awaken once or twice a week with a swollen dick:laughing: