movies with actors jerking off

At 14 I would have been turned on by seeing anyone orgasm. Unfortunately, that was in 1962 and I never had that opportunity. :frown1:
 
Lest we forget "There's Something About Mary", where he jerks off before their date, he cums on himself, she thinks it's mousse and spends part of the movie with her hair sticking up from it.
 
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I don't think anyone mentioned Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Henry VIII in the Tudors having a wank at the end of series one.
Anne Boleyn won't let him have any until they're married so he's standing there wanking into a towel being held by some poor servant (male).
You don't see cock or sperm but you sure get the idea as to what's happening.

Sorry, can't find a clip!
 
I don't think anyone mentioned Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Henry VIII in the Tudors having a wank at the end of series one.
Anne Boleyn won't let him have any until they're married so he's standing there wanking into a towel being held by some poor servant (male).
You don't see cock or sperm but you sure get the idea as to what's happening.

Sorry, can't find a clip!
YouTube - The Tudors [1x10] The Death of Wolsey (Henry VIII)

There you go.

It's from the 10th episode of season 1.
 
I don't think anyone mentioned Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Henry VIII in the Tudors having a wank at the end of series one.
Anne Boleyn won't let him have any until they're married so he's standing there wanking into a towel being held by some poor servant (male).
You don't see cock or sperm but you sure get the idea as to what's happening.

Sorry, can't find a clip!


Lucky wench!
 
YouTube - The Tudors [1x10] The Death of Wolsey (Henry VIII)

There you go.
It's from the 10th episode of season 1.

Thanks for that!

Lucky wench!
The guy was refered to as Groom of the Stool it was considered a very desirable position.
If Henry truly looked like JRM, who would have complained?! Certainly not me!:tongue:

I notice he puts Hhenry's pants back pn too so I assume he gave the royal knob a quick clean first...maybe with his tongue!:tongue::wink::biggrin1:
 
A little off topic but if anyone would know, I think it's y'all:

Does anyone know of any songs or poems about cocks and/or male masturbation?
 
A little off topic but if anyone would know, I think it's y'all:

Does anyone know of any songs or poems about cocks and/or male masturbation?

Masturbation

Dancing With Myself-Billy Idol
Turning Japanese-The Vapors
Relax-Frankie Goes to Hollywood
The Stroke-Billy Squire

Cocks

Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel
Monster-Fred Schnieder
Detatchable Penis-King Missile
Warmth-Janet Jackson (it's about fellatio, but it's a very vivid song)
Magic Stick-Lil' Kim f/50 Cent