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My Bulge Is A Problem At Work

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Ricky Donk, Oct 14, 2021.

  1. Ricky Donk

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    At work, I have to wear a "uniform". Everybody has the same - it's ordered and given to you by the company. They want you to wear fitted pants, with a shirt tucked in, and real highwaist, with a belt.

    My problem is I'm quite skinny, so the chino is a bit tight. It so happens that I inherited by dad's huge balls, nd my cock is really big and long, even when it's 100% soft.
    I only wear one type of undies, which are designed for very well endowed men, with a bigger pouch.
    Clients keep looking at my crotch - they believe I'm hard, I'm sure.
    What should I do?
    https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/albums/my-bulge.905101/
     
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    Just
    just flaunt it. That’s something to be proud of
     
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    can we see your bulge in said "uniform"?

    just go with it... if anyone ask's.. Just be like.. "I"m wearing underwear... that's just how it is ... ..why are you looking at my crotch?"
     
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    I posted the link :)
     
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    I understand that's a problem (easy to say just be happy about your size) but I totally don't know what to do...
     
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    Nice cock! Let them see the bulge.
     
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    Your bulge is their problem to live with every day. Walk tall and enjoy the admiration. Women's breasts are no different some show more than others. It's great to be a junkster!
     
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    If this truly bothers you, I would suggest asking a boss if there any alternative pants that you can wear or if you should just forget about it. If you know the boss doesn’t care, then it may relieve some stress. To me it does not look hard, it actually looks a lot like mine in just about every pair of slacks that I wear. We cannot help it and I’m not doing anything to flaunt myself.
     
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    I can empathize my man. I’m built the same way - extra large balls and my dick is also very long and thick even when I’m fully soft. I still am self-conscious when people point out my bulge, but I’ve also come to accept that this is what I was born with. And I shouldn’t feel ashamed or responsible for the thoughts of others over a part of me of which the size is beyond my control. I say the sooner you accept this part of yourself and that unfortunately this sometimes comes with unwanted attention, then the better. Doing so, you will learn to also give serious thought to your personal boundaries.

    If it makes you uncomfortable when your bulge is pointed out, be frank and direct in responding that it’s what nature gave you and it makes you uncomfortable when others talk about such a personal detail of yours.

    You have to set these boundaries, otherwise people will just keep being ignorant about your boundaries or feeling entitled to talk about your personal assets despite it being none of their business.
     
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    WHERE'S THE LINK???? I'm so curious to see this great bulge of yours I'm boning up just thinking about this!!
     
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    This is ultimately my thought on the matter too.
     
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    Yeah, I can relate too. Uniforms and like similar clothes from the waist down is the devils work, if ur hung and shy.

    Some time ago, I felt the same way as you. But its much easier to try to flip it around. I know I have. Try to embrace that people are staring, noticing it, maybe talking about the bulge, it comes from a place of either interest, admiration, jealousy or curiousness. All of these things are good.
     
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    I'd suggest asking your supervisor if you couldn't get some uniform pants that have a bigger waist size. At least they'd have a little more room, and should be less clingy, making your bulge somewhat less obvious. Aside from that, I'm not sure there's much you can do that wouldn't make you uncomfortable most of the time. Best wishes!
     
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    If i'm reading things right, you sound pretty young early 20s? just flaunt it dude, it can lead to some interesting encounters, in my teens and early twenties i was tall and lanky and tried real hard to hide it cause i was embarrassed people would think i had an erection, i eventually came to terms with it and just went with it and i can honestly say its contributed to many sexual encounter, some even with coworkers.
     
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    I wouldn't worry about it unless someone says something to you directly, at which point go to HR and tell them "There's been some talk about my showing off too much due to the uniform standard". Trying to handle things on your own or among fellow coworkers could cause more problems.
     
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    My suggestion to you would be this: Overcome your shyness.

    Like you, I have beautifully oversized genitals. Like you, they show in pants. Unlike you, I don't care that people stare.

    I have used the bulging pants to my advantage several times.

    1.) As a college tennis player, I enhanced their size with the use of a cock ring. Because we had to wear the tight short shorts for tennis that were standard back in the 1980s, I had a prominent bulge that caught the attention of, and, intimidated my opponents on the court.

    2.) During meetings, I would enter meetings with a big bulge in my pants, enhanced by a cockring to make it all look even bigger. Whether people want to admit it or not, a big dick is an unspoken instrument of power. People defer to it. By letting others see it without being obvious about it, people knew that I "walked softly, and, carried a big stick".

    3,) In lines at airports I have found that the gatekeepers are frequently women or gay men. By showing a bulge, I have received much better and faster service than I would have received by concealing it.

    4.) Invest in a speedo in a nice color, such as royal blue or poppy red. They have more than paid for themselves in free drinks from horny, lonely travellers many times over.

    Good Luck to you!
     
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    there's nothing there :(
     
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    More humble bragging. Does it ever get old?
     
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    As a teenager and young adult I did actually have these issues. I never gave it a thought at university. It was only when I started working in an academic library that I noticed there was a noticeable bulge. At the time I sought to resolve the matter by tighter underwear. Another method was just to wear looser clothing such as cords and oddly enough the standard jeans.
     
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    I love hearing well endowed men talk about their junk. Such a turn on.
     
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    When was this taken. Maybe at a guess the late 1980s. Casual wear did work for me, and over here in NZ the brand of choice for young men was Levi jeans which originated in the gold mining era. These were close fitting as opposed to the shapeless cuts of today. I also got the distinctive wear mark as shown in the picture.
     
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    Talk to the boss about ordering a looser pair of pants.
     
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    I'm a med student and started clinical training which means wearing scrubs. It is difficult for a guy with any length not to bulge, for a big guy it is impossible. I know some guys who wear several pairs of pants. I sometimes wear basketball shorts underneath the scrubs, otherwise it is pretty obscene. Whilst bulging heavy really doesn't bother me (in fact I like it), it can be considered "unprofessional behaviour" if you have a very noticeable bulge. In this day and age I have heard (anecdotally) of people assuming a big guy was hard and getting reported for sexual harassment. Crazy.

    I actually decided it would be easiest, and funniest, just to speak to the guy in charge about it clearly and frankly. He was obviously embarrassed, but noted it in my record (very funny). Whenever I have been challenged before I simply say, "I have a large penis, if you wouldn't expect a woman to bind her breasts don't expect me to bind my penis" (or words to that effect).
     
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    I would give everything to have the same "problem".
     
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