My Bulge Is A Problem At Work

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I wouldn't worry about it unless someone says something to you directly, at which point go to HR and tell them "There's been some talk about my showing off too much due to the uniform standard". Trying to handle things on your own or among fellow coworkers could cause more problems.
 

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My suggestion to you would be this: Overcome your shyness.

Like you, I have beautifully oversized genitals. Like you, they show in pants. Unlike you, I don't care that people stare.

I have used the bulging pants to my advantage several times.

1.) As a college tennis player, I enhanced their size with the use of a cock ring. Because we had to wear the tight short shorts for tennis that were standard back in the 1980s, I had a prominent bulge that caught the attention of, and, intimidated my opponents on the court.

2.) During meetings, I would enter meetings with a big bulge in my pants, enhanced by a cockring to make it all look even bigger. Whether people want to admit it or not, a big dick is an unspoken instrument of power. People defer to it. By letting others see it without being obvious about it, people knew that I "walked softly, and, carried a big stick".

3,) In lines at airports I have found that the gatekeepers are frequently women or gay men. By showing a bulge, I have received much better and faster service than I would have received by concealing it.

4.) Invest in a speedo in a nice color, such as royal blue or poppy red. They have more than paid for themselves in free drinks from horny, lonely travellers many times over.

Good Luck to you!
 
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At work, I have to wear a "uniform". Everybody has the same - it's ordered and given to you by the company. They want you to wear fitted pants, with a shirt tucked in, and real highwaist, with a belt.

My problem is I'm quite skinny, so the chino is a bit tight. It so happens that I inherited by dad's huge balls, nd my cock is really big and long, even when it's 100% soft.
I only wear one type of undies, which are designed for very well endowed men, with a bigger pouch.
Clients keep looking at my crotch - they believe I'm hard, I'm sure.
What should I do?
https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/albums/my-bulge.905101/

More humble bragging. Does it ever get old?
 

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As a teenager and young adult I did actually have these issues. I never gave it a thought at university. It was only when I started working in an academic library that I noticed there was a noticeable bulge. At the time I sought to resolve the matter by tighter underwear. Another method was just to wear looser clothing such as cords and oddly enough the standard jeans.
 

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When was this taken. Maybe at a guess the late 1980s. Casual wear did work for me, and over here in NZ the brand of choice for young men was Levi jeans which originated in the gold mining era. These were close fitting as opposed to the shapeless cuts of today. I also got the distinctive wear mark as shown in the picture.
 
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Talk to the boss about ordering a looser pair of pants.
 

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I'm a med student and started clinical training which means wearing scrubs. It is difficult for a guy with any length not to bulge, for a big guy it is impossible. I know some guys who wear several pairs of pants. I sometimes wear basketball shorts underneath the scrubs, otherwise it is pretty obscene. Whilst bulging heavy really doesn't bother me (in fact I like it), it can be considered "unprofessional behaviour" if you have a very noticeable bulge. In this day and age I have heard (anecdotally) of people assuming a big guy was hard and getting reported for sexual harassment. Crazy.

I actually decided it would be easiest, and funniest, just to speak to the guy in charge about it clearly and frankly. He was obviously embarrassed, but noted it in my record (very funny). Whenever I have been challenged before I simply say, "I have a large penis, if you wouldn't expect a woman to bind her breasts don't expect me to bind my penis" (or words to that effect).
 
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I'm a med student and started clinical training which means wearing scrubs. It is difficult for a guy with any length not to bulge, for a big guy it is impossible. I know some guys who wear several pairs of pants. I sometimes wear basketball shorts underneath the scrubs, otherwise it is pretty obscene. Whilst bulging heavy really doesn't bother me (in fact I like it), it can be considered "unprofessional behaviour" if you have a very noticeable bulge. In this day and age I have heard (anecdotally) of people assuming a big guy was hard and getting reported for sexual harassment. Crazy.

I actually decided it would be easiest, and funniest, just to speak to the guy in charge about it clearly and frankly. He was obviously embarrassed, but noted it in my record (very funny). Whenever I have been challenged before I simply say, "I have a large penis, if you wouldn't expect a woman to bind her breasts don't expect me to bind my penis" (or words to that effect).

That is very hot and funny. I struggle bulging in a Speedo, lol, I cannot relate.
 

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My job requires wearing a harness while using certain lifts. Once those thigh straps get tightened, the size of your package is clearly on display.
This really gets awkward when training newcomers and I have to get all their attention to demonstrate the proper way to put on safety equipment..
 

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Yeah, a lot of this "advice" is impractical. Definitely not a good idea to lean into what could ultimately be a very uncomfortable and avoidable situation at work. I pretty much have the same problem, and remedy it by either wearing shirts or sweaters that cover my crotch (even tho, often, the tip of my dick is pretty much right below the bottom of the shirt) or by trying to keep my cock up against my stomach, held by the waist band of the pants I'm wearing. I sympathize tho. It's nice to know you're hung but it's also nice to just be able to do your job or sometimes walk down the street without creepers fucking staring you down.

This points to a general problem that people don't seem to be able to take seriously: some men are well endowed and should be accommodated. The crotch area in jeans has become fucking impossible to accommodate hung guys. Like, I like to wear stylish, someone tighter pants, but there is no consideration given to the fact that not all men are average. Same can be said for underwear, toilet bowls, urinals. This is a legitimate issue that I think deserves more attention, but often times I find people mock you for it, as if being hung is something you have to always sexualize and not treat as a genuine matter of concern.
 
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Lol. accommodation for the privileged!! Talk about whiners. .
 
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Sometimes just a modification of your underwear can help. Briefs can pull it all together, yes you'll bulge a bit, but outlines are not as prominent. If you point down as a rule, point it up and sometimes that helps too. While certainly nothing to be overly concerned about, there are times you simply don't want to be as prominent.
 

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My suggestion to you would be this: Overcome your shyness.

3,) In lines at airports I have found that the gatekeepers are frequently women or gay men. By showing a bulge, I have received much better and faster service than I would have received by concealing it.
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I didn't receive better and faster service in the airport. Good Lord! They acted like I had a weapon of mass destruction down there (in my pants), and it was back in February 1999.

Maybe, some day I'll tell the story.
 

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At work, I have to wear a "uniform". Everybody has the same - it's ordered and given to you by the company. They want you to wear fitted pants, with a shirt tucked in, and real highwaist, with a belt.

My problem is I'm quite skinny, so the chino is a bit tight. It so happens that I inherited by dad's huge balls, nd my cock is really big and long, even when it's 100% soft.
I only wear one type of undies, which are designed for very well endowed men, with a bigger pouch.
Clients keep looking at my crotch - they believe I'm hard, I'm sure.
What should I do?
https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/albums/my-bulge.905101/

A shame there is not photo attached.

As you are in the UK you should can get some help with fitting your large bulge into your uniform by arranging a meeting with me, as I am a cock sucker, and want to meet a member of LPSG to suck them off. The removal of your load, should reduce the size of our balls and the size of your bulge.