Not entirely sure this fits into the "erotic stories" category or not but it's a true story, and I think kind of funny. Apologies if your looking for stimulation and all you get is a chuckle (or not. Wouldn't be the first time I thought something was funny and no one else did). It was 96 degrees out as I drove to the gym the other day. I live in the suburbs so there are lot's of lawns to mow around here. I have often described the area as " the land of the lawn mower " when people ask if it's "quiet" here. Anyway, as I'm driving I see a " crew " mowing and landscaping up ahead on the right. Speed limit is 25 here so plenty of time to scope things out. I always look to see if there are any good looking guys in the bunch, there very often is. They are almost always sweaty and fit and very often hot in more ways than one. As I'm looking at the guys I hit the jackpot! Riding one of those stand up mowers is a really gorgeous young guy with his shirt off. He was finished with the lawn and was riding in the street to return the equipment to the truck parked on the other side of the street. I slow down to take it in and the more I look the more I like. Guy was just the right amount of muscular. Not an ounce of fat on him from what I can see. He's sweaty of course and his body was glistening in the sun. This got my dick instantly hard. Nothing like a little surprise in your otherwise mundane life right? Then the strangest thing happened that leads me to the title of this post. He turned his head to the side and spit. I was so startled because it felt like he spit on my dick! I thought I was going to blow a load right then and there! I have no idea how I managed to keep control of the car it was that hot, and sudden. I wasn't really thinking anything, just admiring the view when this happened. Apparently my dick was imagining this guy about to suck me off. Not only does it have a mind of it's own it has it's own fantasies! I was so turned on I considered pulling over and rubbing one out but decided to just put in the "spank bank" and continued on my way. I've made several withdrawals since! Every time I hear a lawn mower now I get a little chub going.
My dick has a mind of it's own apparently
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Every dick has it's own brain and there is a real debate on which of the the two brains the body listens to.
Probably one of those "phantom reactions" your nervous system does with the right stimuli and subconscious reaction. Like twitching your balls when you see a guy getting his groin obliterated in a funny video or that ghost vibration you sometimes feel in your pocket thinking your phone is there but it isnt.
Sure that has a proper scientific name, but no idea right now.
Anyway, nice cool story!
Sure that has a proper scientific name, but no idea right now.
Anyway, nice cool story!
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I all seriousness, a lot of the time my dick rules me. If he raises his horny head I cave to him every time. Thankfully I am still in a little more control though.
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As a woman put it to us one night at work and in a very candid way, "this down here is stronger than this up here."
