Hey LPSG buds! Just got pointed here by oomf and it’s very up my alley haha. Happy to join, especially since I’ve recently left all the mainstream social media to try to get back into actual online communities that are positive and interesting.
Here’s my survey:
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
6x4.75 soft and 8.5x6.5 hard
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I have, in fact the first cock I ever have the privilege of playing with is one I still know and love, and we affectionately call each other “dick twins”. I do think he’s a BIT bigger than me though.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Absolutely. I have what many dudes have called a “perfect” penis and even though I think ALL cocks are perfect just the way they are, it does make me proud. Sometimes I just jerk off to reading my testimonials on The Blowers cause they turn me on so much.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
The pros are numerous but my favorite is how I get to show off and bring dudes together with it. I love being objectified and groped so it helps a lot with that too. Not sure what the cons are tbh haha.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Yeah a lot of constrictive clothing like certain jocks or jeans are too tight and wind up being uncomfortable.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I fantasize about being hard 24/7 so I’d prefer that, but otherwise wouldn’t change a thing.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
All the time. Love hosting a group bate that winds up a bukkake with me in the middle most of all. I call those “Glaze the Gooner” groups on Sniffies
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I’ve been measured after a pump session close to 10”. Would love to do that more.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Oh definitely. It’s one of its defining characteristics. The sounds are especially great and I love it slapped so much. I’ve also had it described as “dense”. Anything that makes it feel like a big ol meat bat really does it for me.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
It does not.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Haha yes, not the most comfy experience.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
My boner is constantly waking me up and I absolutely love rubbing it against my sheets.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Just under 5’11” and just over a 9.5.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I would not.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian and Middle Eastern and I think we’ve got a good reputation for sure.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Definitely and I LOVE it. Especially if there’s a line for it in the dark room, or I’ve got a thousand bros using it as bate fuel on chaturbate.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Only in explicitly sexual spaces. I think as a Scorpio rising I unfortunately don’t seem the most approachable even though I would really like it.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I consider myself my own porn. I love watching myself cam, and posting to my OF.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I think it’s all relative. Identify with what makes you feel sexy.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make it bounce nice and strong! I practice a lot. Also it can take a good amount of pain so lots of fun stuff there.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah I’m a real sight going commando.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Magnums!
Here’s my survey:
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
6x4.75 soft and 8.5x6.5 hard
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I have, in fact the first cock I ever have the privilege of playing with is one I still know and love, and we affectionately call each other “dick twins”. I do think he’s a BIT bigger than me though.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Absolutely. I have what many dudes have called a “perfect” penis and even though I think ALL cocks are perfect just the way they are, it does make me proud. Sometimes I just jerk off to reading my testimonials on The Blowers cause they turn me on so much.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
The pros are numerous but my favorite is how I get to show off and bring dudes together with it. I love being objectified and groped so it helps a lot with that too. Not sure what the cons are tbh haha.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Yeah a lot of constrictive clothing like certain jocks or jeans are too tight and wind up being uncomfortable.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I fantasize about being hard 24/7 so I’d prefer that, but otherwise wouldn’t change a thing.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
All the time. Love hosting a group bate that winds up a bukkake with me in the middle most of all. I call those “Glaze the Gooner” groups on Sniffies
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I’ve been measured after a pump session close to 10”. Would love to do that more.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Oh definitely. It’s one of its defining characteristics. The sounds are especially great and I love it slapped so much. I’ve also had it described as “dense”. Anything that makes it feel like a big ol meat bat really does it for me.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
It does not.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Haha yes, not the most comfy experience.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
My boner is constantly waking me up and I absolutely love rubbing it against my sheets.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Just under 5’11” and just over a 9.5.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I would not.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian and Middle Eastern and I think we’ve got a good reputation for sure.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Definitely and I LOVE it. Especially if there’s a line for it in the dark room, or I’ve got a thousand bros using it as bate fuel on chaturbate.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Only in explicitly sexual spaces. I think as a Scorpio rising I unfortunately don’t seem the most approachable even though I would really like it.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I consider myself my own porn. I love watching myself cam, and posting to my OF.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I think it’s all relative. Identify with what makes you feel sexy.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make it bounce nice and strong! I practice a lot. Also it can take a good amount of pain so lots of fun stuff there.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah I’m a real sight going commando.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Magnums!
