dellflower: i wouldnt say that jessica simpson has the biggest breasts ever.
curiousboutdix: i know he's got a curve to his penis because in the firs season they were having dinner and jessica commented that the wine glass resembled his penis and the wine glass was on an angle...
Jessica was on the Carson Daly show and Nick called in. Nick made a comment about wanting a larger penis, of course with innuendo. Jessica just did her cute laugh and they went on.
I have seen some episode of Newlyweds and Nick is a douche. He consistently ignores her and obsesses over men in sports and yells at her for buying expensive underwear. Well, she needs them because her tits and pussy are gold. I would fuck her on command, be her slave, and plop my dick into her bowl of tuna. Hell, I would show her gay dad my 8 3/4 boner to impress him and then make sweet love to Jessica. She has large boobs, then she needs a large schlong.
I have seen some episode of Newlyweds and Nick is a douche. He consistently ignores her and obsesses over men in sports and yells at her for buying expensive underwear. Well, she needs them because her tits and pussy are gold. I would fuck her on command, be her slave, and plop my dick into her bowl of tuna. Hell, I would show her gay dad my 8 3/4 boner to impress him and then make sweet love to Jessica. She has large boobs, then she needs a large schlong.
I used to fuck a guy that looked like him that had a fat 8 1/2. I've studied (closely) many photos with NC's crotch and can't see anything going on there. I'd like to think he's got a nice one. Him and his wife are both as dumb as a box of rocks...he's the type I'd ask to stay silent. Damn cute though!
Alley Blue
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B_GorgeousJane
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That's an interesting concept, that famous or 'beautiful' women inherently need and deserve a bigger penis!
But I guess we all assume that male movie stars are 7ft tall with a 12" dick because that's how they appear on screen.
That's an interesting concept, that famous or 'beautiful' women inherently need and deserve a bigger penis!
But I guess we all assume that male movie stars are 7ft tall with a 12" dick because that's how they appear on screen.
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[/b][/quote]What films have you been watchin?
lol.
B_GorgeousJane
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Originally posted by Knight@Sep 3 2005, 10:48 AM
What films have you been watchin?
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oh nothing in particular, just my own private collection...!!
Someone brings this up every week or two and the consensus is that he's average. Since I can never sleep with him, I'll just pretend he's huge :beer:
This same question happened before and this is what I wrote then:
"Jessica was on the Carson Daly show and Nick called in. Nick made a comment about wanting a larger penis, of course with innuendo. Jessica just did her cute laugh and they went on.
I have seen some episode of Newlyweds and Nick is a douche. He consistently ignores her and obsesses over men in sports and yells at her for buying expensive underwear. Well, she needs them because her tits and pussy are gold. I would fuck her on command, be her slave, and plop my dick into her bowl of tuna. Hell, I would show her gay dad my 8 3/4 boner to impress him and then make sweet love to Jessica. She has large boobs, then she needs a large schlong."
and in addition:
When Jessica is lying out in the sun with he friends, I would strut out there nude, shake my large nuts at her bitches and lay back in a chair. Since her dad is gay, I would bang her hot mom at least once a month. Instead of watching sports, I would jerk off to her music videos. Oh yeah, I would also eat expensive food since she is rich, then I would eat her out.
"Jessica was on the Carson Daly show and Nick called in. Nick made a comment about wanting a larger penis, of course with innuendo. Jessica just did her cute laugh and they went on.
I have seen some episode of Newlyweds and Nick is a douche. He consistently ignores her and obsesses over men in sports and yells at her for buying expensive underwear. Well, she needs them because her tits and pussy are gold. I would fuck her on command, be her slave, and plop my dick into her bowl of tuna. Hell, I would show her gay dad my 8 3/4 boner to impress him and then make sweet love to Jessica. She has large boobs, then she needs a large schlong."
and in addition:
When Jessica is lying out in the sun with he friends, I would strut out there nude, shake my large nuts at her bitches and lay back in a chair. Since her dad is gay, I would bang her hot mom at least once a month. Instead of watching sports, I would jerk off to her music videos. Oh yeah, I would also eat expensive food since she is rich, then I would eat her out.
I also want to add I would stretch out her sister Ashley while I am at it. She is not as hot, can not sing as well, and not as famous, but she looks like she could deep throat me. I do not know how large Ashley's breast are, but their dad was in a magazine bragging about Jessica's natural DD's. That is creepy, but still hot!
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