Noah Leety (the CBS page)

[LukeReal]

Just saw a commercial on CBS late night (USA), during Colbert's show, with this cute guy asking viewers to send in some sort of videos. (I don't know what exactly, it was quick, and I was honestly more focused on him than on the subject at hand.) He said he was "Noah, the CBS page," and I thought he was really cute, so I found him and figured I'd share. Recent grad of Cornell, into comedy, but not much else out there yet. (Why do people always bite their medals?!?)

 

[matelalique]

As to why people bite their medals, I believe the origin is that gold is a soft metal and would leave teeth marks, proving that the medal was actual gold and not whatever he is biting into right now (presumably no teeth marks there).

Until we know what a "CBS page" actually means, I guess we are stuck with debating whether he is cut or uncut (seeking to set a new record for earliest entry into a new celebrity thread for the question).

I also predict that by the end of this page, at least ten men will express a desire to have his babies.