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Hello all! Dunno how I ended up here...actually, I do, just thought...I may not know what the forum is but I saw cocks and came running (pun not intended). So, I'm Terry, 40yo skinhead/punky/grungey, guy from ALL OVER but currently the UK. I'll not chat boring shit rn, so here's the 'quiz':



1.) How big are you soft & hard?

Nearly 8" long and, at the thickest point (the middle) 6.5" girth and 2" width. Soft, my dick can disappear into a baby acorn, incredibly so.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Once, a guy had a similar cock but was cut and had a bugger, mushroomy head. think he was about 9".

IT'S JUSS DAWNED ON ME THE 'LP' IS LARGE PENIS..HAH, dickhead,.. well, I guess I'm in an upper percentile.


3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Not when it causes difficulties in entering holes.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

I think they're more for folk who like big Dick's, the pros. cons is aforementioned and when you get a raging stink on (which nowadays is mainly only when having taken a magic pill).

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Owt with a small front, for this I love the Aussiebum Wonder jock briefs.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
soft? thick 6" constant and maybe hard 6.5/7"

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Once in a surreal scene where for of us got them out whilst drinking.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

See Q1. Although I think during some sex it may thicken.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Only when I had a PA in it.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

Haha, like fuck does it.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

No.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6v; size 11 UK/12 US

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Kinda, but no, sayings are often tosh.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Northern European? Dunno, never done a test.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Yes, and sometimes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

No, but guys cottaging have.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Yes and yes.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Small: under 5", avg: 5.5-6.5", big: >7"

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

No but my foreskin can almost be tied.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

Depends. This q is stupid.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If it is touching my inner thigh it may rub and engorge and then, yes.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Extra Large but prefer Raw sex
 
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Hello all! ..I may not know what the forum is but I saw cocks and came running (pun not intended). So, I'm Terry, 40yo skinhead/punky/grungey, guy from ALL OVER but currently the UK.


Pleased to meet you cockswiller. Welcome to our unique haven of fun, friendship and cocks!:emoji_globe_with_meridians::sun::D:emoji_atom::sun:
 
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Thank you so much, La Femme, I overlooked the name of a group and posted Ardingly on my first go, so, good to have those resources x
 
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Pleased to meet you cockswiller. Welcome to our unique haven of fun, friendship and cocks!:emoji_globe_with_meridians::sun::D:emoji_atom::sun:
Same, dreamer, and maybe my cock can find a haven and vice versa hah. I ended up here searching for dick pics, so...
 
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Hahah, such a noob writkng individual replies that must annoy you all, sorry. THANK YOU ONE AND ALL, in the words of Christian Slater in either Heather's (I'm sure) or Pump Up The Volume: Greetings and Salutations, xx
 

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