I went to a party the other night, alcohol and all that shit, don't lecture me on this part, and it got a little weird.
We started doing the party games, Quarters(bounce it into the shot glass take a drink), and some other shit. And we were gonna start playing truth or dare, but we said fuck it and did our own version. We're all drunk and not n the right state of mind so we played a game of Dare and Dare, with a few truths here and there. There were 3 guys and 3 girls so the questions would be inevitable. "How big is your penis?"...
We'll I'm about 6'0"(without shoes) and I weigh about 140 lbs, so I'm a pretty skinny fucker. Also there was a guy that tries to pride himself on working out, and a moderately fatman. So the Fat guy goes, and tries to vague... "I'd say that I'm 3/4 over average." and there s some debate to whether 6.5 or 6 is average... Anyway, Then it comes around and goes to the bodybuilding fool, "I'm about 7 inches." And whats runnng through my head? "Dude my dick is bigger than both these guys that are bigger than me!".... no, thats not it. I was getting a lil worried, cuz I'm a grower, not a shower. I'm about 4 inches on the slack and 8.5 hard, so finally it comes around to me... "I'm about 7 and a half." Idk why I felt it would be better to lie about it, in my drunken state of mind I guess it made sense. So what I wanted to avoid was happening anyway! EVeryone looks at me like I'm lying, so we start around with the dares. Just stupid shit, until I comes around to me, "I dare you to pull out your 7 and a half inch penis and twirl it around." It was the fatman... So I looked up at him and said "Dude I'm a shower, not a grower, gotta give myself some credit!"
So it came down to it, the 3 girls flashed me for a quick second so I could get, at least, a chub going. So I unzip my pants and pul it out, at the time, being half hard, I'd say i was about 7 and a half, like I had said. But then here comes one of the girls with a TAPE MEASURE! I was like WTF, who has a tape measure... But it was a mini tape measure, the kind you put on a keychain. So she grabs it and here comes my unholy passion, I go gogga over anyone just grabbing my dick, so I get a full Hard on and she comes down to measure it, and the verdict?
8 and a half inches. "Well I must'a grown since I last measured it." I said trying to crack a joke, without lording it over my fellows.
So I try to be a generally nice guy, but my dick head attitude gets in the way, so I tried not to brag or anything.
How could I have handled this situation a little better? I feel like I kinda fucked around. Then again I was drunk...
We started doing the party games, Quarters(bounce it into the shot glass take a drink), and some other shit. And we were gonna start playing truth or dare, but we said fuck it and did our own version. We're all drunk and not n the right state of mind so we played a game of Dare and Dare, with a few truths here and there. There were 3 guys and 3 girls so the questions would be inevitable. "How big is your penis?"...
We'll I'm about 6'0"(without shoes) and I weigh about 140 lbs, so I'm a pretty skinny fucker. Also there was a guy that tries to pride himself on working out, and a moderately fatman. So the Fat guy goes, and tries to vague... "I'd say that I'm 3/4 over average." and there s some debate to whether 6.5 or 6 is average... Anyway, Then it comes around and goes to the bodybuilding fool, "I'm about 7 inches." And whats runnng through my head? "Dude my dick is bigger than both these guys that are bigger than me!".... no, thats not it. I was getting a lil worried, cuz I'm a grower, not a shower. I'm about 4 inches on the slack and 8.5 hard, so finally it comes around to me... "I'm about 7 and a half." Idk why I felt it would be better to lie about it, in my drunken state of mind I guess it made sense. So what I wanted to avoid was happening anyway! EVeryone looks at me like I'm lying, so we start around with the dares. Just stupid shit, until I comes around to me, "I dare you to pull out your 7 and a half inch penis and twirl it around." It was the fatman... So I looked up at him and said "Dude I'm a shower, not a grower, gotta give myself some credit!"
So it came down to it, the 3 girls flashed me for a quick second so I could get, at least, a chub going. So I unzip my pants and pul it out, at the time, being half hard, I'd say i was about 7 and a half, like I had said. But then here comes one of the girls with a TAPE MEASURE! I was like WTF, who has a tape measure... But it was a mini tape measure, the kind you put on a keychain. So she grabs it and here comes my unholy passion, I go gogga over anyone just grabbing my dick, so I get a full Hard on and she comes down to measure it, and the verdict?
8 and a half inches. "Well I must'a grown since I last measured it." I said trying to crack a joke, without lording it over my fellows.
So I try to be a generally nice guy, but my dick head attitude gets in the way, so I tried not to brag or anything.
How could I have handled this situation a little better? I feel like I kinda fucked around. Then again I was drunk...
what's the worry?
