Penis Tattoo

[Scarletbegonia]

Two guys in the locker room at the gym.
One's wife's name was Wendy and he had it tatooed on his penis, but when flaccid, it just read "Wy." Incredibly he saw another guy with "Wy" and said, "Hey, your wife's name is Wendy too?" The other guy said, "Oh, no. This doesn't say "Wendy"; this says "Welcome to Jersey. Have a nice day!"

 

[T_Lurch]

Two guys in the locker room at the gym.
One's wife's name was Wendy and he had it tatooed on his penis, but when flaccid, it just read "Wy." Incredibly he saw another guy with "Wy" and said, "Hey, your wife's name is Wendy too?" The other guy said, "Oh, no. This doesn't say "Wendy"; this says "Welcome to Jersey. Have a nice day!"

There is a similar one!

A man walked into a brothel and paid the madam for an hour with one of the women. He dropped his pants and gales of laughter erupted from the ladies. The word "SHORTY" was tattooed on his penis. He went to one of the rooms and, one hour later, he left.

The hooker he was with came from the room dazed and looked as if she'd been run over by a mack truck. One of the others asked her what happened.

She said, "You know that customer I had with SHORTY tattooed on his dick? When I got him hard, it said SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL, ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO!"

 

[Reg]

My mother was a nurse during WWII and she would tell off color jokes.

Nurse coming back from visiting one of the patients and tells another nurse that the patient has a row boat tattooed on his penis. The nurse had to see for herself so she went down the hall and returns about 20 minutes later. "Well what did I tell you about his tattoo?" She replies "Its not a row boat its a battleship."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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