I don't think I'd buy tickets to either fight, pillow or swords.
I have knocked into many things with my knockers but never another knocker other than my own. I think that's why they call them knockers. I've knocked over coffee cups, eyeglasses, pens, piles of paper, his eyeglasses (on his face), and lots of cutlery.
I’d tell you about the time I was in an all girl pillow fight where we all were in our panties, but you guys are in another gear I don’t think I can handle.