Poll... Which Of These Would You Buy?

[LPSG Support]

Hi Everyone

I hope you are doing well. One of my goals has been to bring some branded LPSG Products to you. We are narrowing down some ideas for this right now. Let me know what you think of the following and which you would consider.

LPSG Cock Ring
LPSG Penis Pump
LPSG Cumshot Distance Towel - a 5 foot towel to measure you cumshots, could be used for contests
LPSG Official Ruler - could be used to certify size and add to your account info.
LPSG Dildo with Ruler - Can be used to see how much users can take orally or anally
LPSG TShirt
LPSG Underwear.

Note I think one option could be to customize any of these with your username on it as well

In the past, we've had the suggestion of LPSG Users Molded Dildos which we would look into as well.

Any other ideas fire away

 

[KayleynScott]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

 

[MickeyLee]

Voted for LPSG Ruler

One side Standard Burgerland Units

The other side Intorwebz Inches. The ruler stars at 2 inches for assumed bpl inches

 

[Petnax]

I voted for underwear but I'd buy a T-Shirt too. Love the customisable with username idea. Also, as the LPSG Zoom goers know, I'm a sucker for a cap... cap would be pretty cool.

A Mr. LPSG Cap

 

[LPSG Support]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

LOVE THAT

 

[ronin001]

To support the site, I voted for Underwear, as pretty much no one else but myself would see.
However a T-Shirt or Mug, with a non descriptive Logo , may be nice also . Think along the lines of Tesla . BMW or Ferrari , you do not need words or other graphics on their apparel. The logo says it all

So no penises LOL

Good luck

 

[Player_01]

I have joked before that an official LPSG ruler would be fun for size bragging. You're not really 9 inches until it's with the official ruler. Heck maybe even do special flairs for it like "certified 7 inches" "certified 8 inches" if they post a verification pic (or maybe video so we know it's not Photoshopped) with the official ruler.

I just saw this posted on Facebook:

A 'Peter Meter' ruler.
1 inch, Just a water spout
2 inches, 95% imagination
3 inches, Seen better days but not much
4 inches, Just a teaser
5 inches, Woman's home companion
6 inches, A secretary's delight
7 inches, For large girls
8 inches, Home wrecker size
9 inches, For bar room betting only

I guess there was a time when "large" could be too large. LOL

 

[TheMeatyProfessor]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

Ditto. Everybody of the larger penis persuasion could use a coffee mug! Just make sure it's more than 6" deep.

 

[LondonRel]

Sounds like great idea - maybe users could offer out their own customised items too - I’d probably buy some petnax pants

 

[Wine0]

I’ve always thought the internet needs an elasticated tape measure Let’s see those 10” dicks!

Seriously though, the underwear gets my vote.

 

[Tommylpsg]

Hi Everyone

I hope you are doing well. One of my goals has been to bring some branded LPSG Products to you. We are narrowing down some ideas for this right now. Let me know what you think of the following and which you would consider.

LPSG Cock Ring
LPSG Penis Pump
LPSG Cumshot Distance Towel - a 5 foot towel to measure you cumshots, could be used for contests
LPSG Official Ruler - could be used to certify size and add to your account info.
LPSG Dildo with Ruler - Can be used to see how much users can take orally or anally
LPSG TShirt
LPSG Underwear.

Note I think one option could be to customize any of these with your username on it as well

In the past, we've had the suggestion of LPSG Users Molded Dildos which we would look into as well.

Any other ideas fire away

Keyrings and pens are always good!

 

[longstroke7]

Definitely want the towel

 

[ActionBuddy]

For us coffee, tea, and smoothie drinkers, a LARGE LPSG mug would be a fun thing to drink out of, when we are logged-in to the site, with our favorite morning beverage.

Also, a T-shirt with LPSG's logo prominently printed on the front side, and the back, would be really fun to wear at next year's LGBT Pride March/Parade. It might make for some exciting new connections with our other local members!

A/B

 

[RJ5on1]

Cock Ring

... would also like a Travel Coffee/Drink Cup for car and to carry around everywhere.

 

[gingerspice]

My vote goes for cock ring

 

[LPSG Simon]

I like the cum rag

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

or...a mug for you that shows: "Wife & Owner of a huge cocked husband"

or "My husband has a lot bigger cock than your husband"

or "Beat you my husband has a bigger one than your husband"

or "I beat your pussy can not take all of my huge husbands meat"...and on the back "I can take him to his balls"

or "you could not take all of my husbands huge pole..but I can"

or "I bet my husband is a lot bigger than yours"

or "I bet my husbands pleasure pole dwarfs your husbands"

or "I have a big pussy to fit in my husbands huge cock"

or "Owner of a huge pussy to fit my mans giant hose"


LOL...I could write these all day...LOL

 

[BigBen]

Casual conversation pieces are nice. Like a mug. Like.. how can I tell someone my husband has a huge dick without telling them? Hope that makes sense.

or...you can go the other way....

"must be bigger than my huge husband to ride this ride"

 

[HCOM2]

How about a bumper sticker. Or one of those things that go on your car's rear window.....similar to "Baby on Board". "Big Cock on Board"? BCOB!

 

[deleted10500801]

A LPSG branded pocket measuring tape. One you can use in social situations to measure a guys length and girth if the situation requires it.