Your attitude must cloud your intelligence because it's pretty simple.
Bemoan your lack of humor. Don't start with logistics of the name. I can break down plenty of your flawed, unfunny submissions.
For instance: The first name for the female is Men. You should have used "Mena". Secondly, the Celtic surname of O'Pause. Bullshit. Better choice: Pauls. .˙. Mrs. Mena Pauls. Misses Menopause. Sorry. Still not funny.
For you: Donna Goetz / Tammy Plese = Don't no gets. Tell me, please.