Right There For All to See

[Rick Russet]

My wife was out shopping and found these slacks for me. They’re tight, slim fit style jeans. I usually wear relaxed fit Dickies, cargo, work pants specifically to minimize Junior’s visibility. Anyway, I came home for breakfast one morning. As I was heading back out, I stopped to pee and put myself back in my slacks like usual. I passed the mirror and saw this. The first thing in my mind was I cannot meet customers looking like this. I took this picture and sent it to my wife. She sent back a laughing emoji. She told me she likes me in those jeans. I showed the picture to my secretary. She replied with a smirk, you look like that all the time. I get dressed early in the morning in relative darkness. I rarely see myself in a full length mirror. Needless to say I’m back to my looser-fitting cargo slacks. Not an appropriate look for a sixty-year old VP of a family-owned construction company.
My smart alleck secretary did say to me it may be why my sales were so high.

 

[Jimi_Nahrcunys]

So Rick, what are you looking for? Compliments or sympathy? I will be first to admit that I wish that my sperm javelin was as large as yours. And if it were, I would flaunt that big boy across the entire www and the dark web too!

 

[Rick Russet]

So Rick, what are you looking for? Compliments or sympathy? I will be first to admit that I wish that my sperm javelin was as large as yours. And if it were, I would flaunt that big boy across the entire www and the dark web too!

New to this site. Actually just trying to share a funny story, nothing more. Don’t quite know how things work around here. I find humor in most things. The equipment we guys have gives us ample opportunities for humor no matter our sizes. They have minds of their own.

 

[royboy361]

I personally love those pants. I'm a bulge hound 24/7.

 

[Jimi_Nahrcunys]

New to this site. Actually just trying to share a funny story, nothing more. Don’t quite know how things work around here. I find humor in most things. The equipment we guys have gives us ample opportunities for humor no matter our sizes. They have minds of their own.

Sorry Rick, my comment was uncalled for undeserved. I am new here also and sometimes I try too hard. Please accept my apology.

 

[Rick Russet]

Sorry Rick, my comment was uncalled for undeserved. I am new here also and sometimes I try too hard. Please accept my apology. I took no,offense.

I appreciate the apology. I took no offense nor meant any harm. We all have what we have and learn to make the best of it. With me, most of the time it’s through humor. My family and friends are all good sports about it and are merciless in teasing me - all in good fun. I do my best to minimize the situation.

 

[Rick Russet]

I personally love those pants. I'm a bulge hound 24/7.

Here’s my banner page. This was at a family reunion. The ribbing I got. That’s why I can’t wear boxers. He can’t be too loose or he starts to do this. Gotta laugh.

 

[aldawg]

Here’s my banner page. This was at a family reunion. The ribbing I got. That’s why I can’t wear boxers. He can’t be too loose or he starts to do this. Gotta laugh.

Rick, I only wish I had your "problem". That is one fine looking VPL!

 

[Rick Russet]

Rick, I only wish I had your "problem". That is one fine looking VPL!

Thank you. That’s kind of you. He has a mind of his own.

 

[Jimi_Nahrcunys]

My wife was out shopping and found these slacks for me. They’re tight, slim fit style jeans. I usually wear relaxed fit Dickies, cargo, work pants specifically to minimize Junior’s visibility. Anyway, I came home for breakfast one morning. As I was heading back out, I stopped to pee and put myself back in my slacks like usual. I passed the mirror and saw this. The first thing in my mind was I cannot meet customers looking like this. I took this picture and sent it to my wife. She sent back a laughing emoji. She told me she likes me in those jeans. I showed the picture to my secretary. She replied with a smirk, you look like that all the time. I get dressed early in the morning in relative darkness. I rarely see myself in a full length mirror. Need

Here’s my banner page. This was at a family reunion. The ribbing I got. That’s why I can’t wear boxers. He can’t be too loose or he starts to do this. Gotta laugh.

less to say I’m back to my looser-fitting cargo slacks. Not an appropriate look for a sixty-year old VP of a family-owned construction company.
My smart alleck secretary did say to me it may be why my sales were so high.


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So Rick, what are you looking for? Compliments or sympathy? I will be first to admit that I wish that my sperm javelin was as large as yours. And if it were, I would flaunt that big boy across the entire www and the dark web too!

So Rick, what are you looking for? Compliments or sympathy? I will be first to admit that I wish that my sperm javelin was as large as yours. And if it were, I would flaunt that big boy across the entire www and the dark web too!

Here’s my banner page. This was at a family reunion. The ribbing I got. That’s why I can’t wear boxers. He can’t be too loose or he starts to do this. Gotta laugh.

Here’s my banner page. This was at a family reunion. The ribbing I got. That’s why I can’t wear boxers. He can’t be too loose or he starts to do this. Gotta laugh.

I personally love those pants. I'm a bulge hound 24/7.

So Rick, what are you looking for? Compliments or sympathy? I will be first to admit that I wish that my sperm javelin was as large as yours. And if it were, I would flaunt that big boy across the entire www and the dark web too!

Thank you, Mr. aldawg, for the "Like" that you gave my comment! I sincerely appreciate it when a swinging dick takes the time and puts forth the effort to recognize my work. Although much of what I wrote was complimentary, hindsight tells me that it was not cool to include a statement that many people would conclude projected an attitude. Also, if I continue to behave badly, I better be more discreet in selecting the lions that I choose to poke with a stick. Can you imagine what might have transpired had Rick been thin-skinned, took offense, and challenged me to a “dick fight? Given the difference in the mass of our two members, it is obvious that I wouldn’t remain a part of this community for very long!

 

[Rick Russet]

Thank you, Mr. aldawg, for the "Like" that you gave my comment! I sincerely appreciate it when a swinging dick takes the time and puts forth the effort to recognize my work. Although much of what I wrote was complimentary, hindsight tells me that it was not cool to include a statement that many people would conclude projected an attitude. Also, if I continue to behave badly, I better be more discreet in selecting the lions that I choose to poke with a stick. Can you imagine what might have transpired had Rick been thin-skinned, took offense, and challenged me to a “dick fight? Given the difference in the mass of our two members, it is obvious that I wouldn’t remain a part of this community for very long!

Love the dick fight comment. That was awesome. It brought back youthful memories of swinging that hard thing around like a bat. My wife still likes it when I smack her with it. Yes you did compliment me. Thank you. I do promise though, neither that nor sympathy was what I was looking for. Just sharing stories.

By the way, if you never saw it, John Ritter starred in a movie called Skin Deep. There was a part in it that was sword-fight funny. The episode unfolds in total darkness, with John (character’s name Zach) wearing a luminous condom as he prepares for an encounter with a woman named Amy. Unexpectedly, Amy's boyfriend returns to the hotel room similarly attired, leading to a frantic glow-in-the-dark-condom boner fight.

 

[Jimi_Nahrcunys]

Thanks for the LIKE, Rick! Do you think the style of pants you wear have contributed to the size of your package? Even in a small way? After all, I've heard some very worldly and intelligent people (but not quite Mensa material) refer to dicks as "one-eyed trouser snake". Do you think that I might be on to something?

 

[Rick Russet]

Thanks for the LIKE, Rick! Do you think the style of pants you wear have contributed to the size of your package? Even in a small way? After all, I've heard some very worldly and intelligent people (but not quite Mensa material) refer to dicks as "one-eyed trouser snake". Do you think that I might be on to something?

Oh yeah, the one eyed trouser snake. Another fun phrase for our appendages. Not sure if what we wear contributes to size, but maybe like women’s braziers, if we keep them nestled they may not become droopy.

 

[Jimi_Nahrcunys]

That reminds me of a joke/riddle. What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob? Hey sista, if we aren't given some support real soon, people are going to start mistaking us for a couple of nuts.

 

[sdbg]

That’s why I can’t wear boxers. He can’t be too loose or he starts to do this. Gotta laugh.

Nature was kind to you! You look great in your jeans.

 

[Rick Russet]

Nature was kind to you! You look great in your jeans.

Thank you.

 

[Vastian]

My wife was out shopping and found these slacks for me. They’re tight, slim fit style jeans. I usually wear relaxed fit Dickies, cargo, work pants specifically to minimize Junior’s visibility. Anyway, I came home for breakfast one morning. As I was heading back out, I stopped to pee and put myself back in my slacks like usual. I passed the mirror and saw this. The first thing in my mind was I cannot meet customers looking like this. I took this picture and sent it to my wife. She sent back a laughing emoji. She told me she likes me in those jeans. I showed the picture to my secretary. She replied with a smirk, you look like that all the time. I get dressed early in the morning in relative darkness. I rarely see myself in a full length mirror. Needless to say I’m back to my looser-fitting cargo slacks. Not an appropriate look for a sixty-year old VP of a family-owned construction company.
My smart alleck secretary did say to me it may be why my sales were so high.


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To respectfully comment as a gay male...I'd like to quote Uma thruman. "If you got it...flaunt it" and yeah probably not the most responsible garment to wear at a family owned company especially at the executive level. But pretty sure they have some time and place. Also your wife knows how to shop for you she has my salute

 

[Rick Russet]

To respectfully comment as a gay male...I'd like to quote Uma thruman. "If you got it...flaunt it" and yeah probably not the most responsible garment to wear at a family owned company especially at the executive level. But pretty sure they have some time and place. Also your wife knows how to shop for you she has my salute

Thank you. She’ll love your response.