Anyone want to take a crack at roleplaying based on “The Hamptons” episode of “Seinfeld?”
Ladies: You play Jane (as in "Jane's topless."). After your friend Rachel spied your boyfriend, George, changing out of his swim trunks, she gave you a report about the size of his package. It was not flattering. You were already on the fence about whether or not to get physical with him, and this tipped the scales. You made up an excuse to leave the beach house where you were going to stay with him and return to Manhattan. Either:
Regardless you have some “size queen” tendencies that just emerged in the last 24 hours, and you’re confused about them and at the same time uncontrollably horny.
Extension: when Rachel gets back to Manhattan, you tell her about me and she wants you to share me because she’s an unabashed size queen herself. That’s why she was so keen on telling you about George’s shrinkage.
Guys: want to play George Costanza as he lives out his cuck fantasy? You find out about Jane and me when you get back from the beach house.
Either way he struggles to admit to himself that he's "into it" and then to tell Jane he wouldn't mind dating her while she has me on the side--especially if she tells him about us or maybe lets him watch us. I have always thought this episode is hilarious but also can't help but think about being the bull to George's cuck a spin-off from it. Anyone want to help me make it happen?
Ladies: You play Jane (as in "Jane's topless."). After your friend Rachel spied your boyfriend, George, changing out of his swim trunks, she gave you a report about the size of his package. It was not flattering. You were already on the fence about whether or not to get physical with him, and this tipped the scales. You made up an excuse to leave the beach house where you were going to stay with him and return to Manhattan. Either:
You met I the night before, and you broke it off with George because we fooled around a little. Our petting was enough to inform you that I’ve got way more between my legs than he does. Or . . .
. . . you just got done with a relationship with a man who was under-endowed and you just need a bigger change of pace. You’re disappointed and embarrassed and I’m your male friend that you’ve always considered a “dick in a glass case” (break in case of emergency). You call me over to explain what happened even though you don’t know for sure if I’m big or not.
Regardless you have some “size queen” tendencies that just emerged in the last 24 hours, and you’re confused about them and at the same time uncontrollably horny.
Extension: when Rachel gets back to Manhattan, you tell her about me and she wants you to share me because she’s an unabashed size queen herself. That’s why she was so keen on telling you about George’s shrinkage.
Guys: want to play George Costanza as he lives out his cuck fantasy? You find out about Jane and me when you get back from the beach house.
Maybe you catch us when you come to Jane's to make a last ditch effort to get her back?
Maybe Jane "takes you back" now that I've scratched her itch and George gets sloppy seconds. And realizes it?
Maybe it gets back to you via Rachel that Jane's hooking up with a guy who's hung?
Maybe Jane "takes you back" now that I've scratched her itch and George gets sloppy seconds. And realizes it?
Maybe it gets back to you via Rachel that Jane's hooking up with a guy who's hung?
