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This could go either here or in the forum for appearance issues. And gets back to my very first post on LPSG.
I almost got hurt yesterday at the gym. Was doing shoulder presses with dumbbells. Looked in the mirror. Saw my package.
Bulge is one thing. I had my whole manhood front and center in bas relief. Pretty nearly every detail.
Instinctive reaction came next. I sorta twerked to try to hide it while the weights were overhead. That's a lumbar herniation in the making.
I had been talking to a guy just before it happened and I was worrried he'd have looked in the mirror before I had.
I was wearing loose heavy cotton boxer briefs underneath Adidas shorts. May as well have been commando. I've tried to get over it and not care but this one was a doozy.
My wife says I should wear tight undies to avoid this but they don't work so well either because sometines they'll securely hold Mr. Happy in protruding positions.
And I'm not wearing a jockstrap. That's off the table.
What do you guys do?
I almost got hurt yesterday at the gym. Was doing shoulder presses with dumbbells. Looked in the mirror. Saw my package.
Bulge is one thing. I had my whole manhood front and center in bas relief. Pretty nearly every detail.
Instinctive reaction came next. I sorta twerked to try to hide it while the weights were overhead. That's a lumbar herniation in the making.
I had been talking to a guy just before it happened and I was worrried he'd have looked in the mirror before I had.
I was wearing loose heavy cotton boxer briefs underneath Adidas shorts. May as well have been commando. I've tried to get over it and not care but this one was a doozy.
My wife says I should wear tight undies to avoid this but they don't work so well either because sometines they'll securely hold Mr. Happy in protruding positions.
And I'm not wearing a jockstrap. That's off the table.
What do you guys do?