Here’s a joke I just heard, I don’t think it’s sexist, but see what you think:
A woman Navy Chief is walking along the beach in Hawaii one evening when she spots a strange looking object. She picks it up, it glistens in the lowering sunshine, rubs it, and SHAZAM! A great blue genie appears.
“Wow! Are you really a genie?” Asks the Chief.
“Sure am,” says the genie.
“Do I get three wishes?”, asks the Chief.
“Sorry,” says the genie. “That’s just a myth. I’m a one-wish genie. What’s your wish, Chief?”
The Chief thinks for a minute, then says, “I’d like for there to be peace in the Middle East.”
The genie looks at the Chief and says, “Chief, that’s asking for a lot. I’m good, but I’m not THAT good. I’ve been bottled up over 500 years, and those people have been fighting and hating on each other for much longer than that. Can you give me something a little easier?”
The Chief thinks again, and says, “I want a man like I’ve never found in my life, one who is kind and considerate, will cook and clean and take care of the chores, who likes my friends and family, doesn’t watch sports, drink, smoke, or carouse, and who puts me at the center of his universe.”
The genie lets out a big sigh, and says, “Can we look at the map of the Middle East?”