Signs that a dude was jerking off

[quiteHorny]

Here are a couple that I can think of:
1. The room is a bit hotter than the rest of the house.
2. That familar scent
3. Random trip to the bathroom in the middle of the night
4. Lights on but room extremely quiet.
5. Sticky tissue
6. Sweating a bit even though the time is not that hot.
7. Spending forever in the bathroom
8. Random clearing of throat every couple minutes
9. Gentle Shaking or squeaking of the bed
10. Squish squish sounds that follow a rhythm.

 

[Et8v]

This is absolutely true. Smell is a good indicator, especially when you know it, and if you're in the same room or close to her when it happens, throat clearing, bed noise and especially rhythmic noises are an obvious sign.

 

[quiteHorny]

This is absolutely true. Smell is a good indicator, especially when you know it, and if you're in the same room or close to her when it happens, throat clearing, bed noise and especially rhythmic noises are an obvious sign.

The throat clearing is the probably the funniest one tho. Because we both know you ain't sick. Trying to break the awkward silence

 

[H.ricky]

This is obvious but for me especially you’ll hear porn

 

[Et8v]

This is obvious but for me especially you’ll hear porn

If you hear porn, it's because he wants you to know he's jerking off, otherwise he'd have low volume or headphones.

 

[Et8v]

Also, there are tissues. They make noise when you use them or their packet and if they are on the floor in the morning or even after you know he jerked off.
Be careful of stuffed animals with a hole underneath too

 

[chrisrobin]

The smell, the smell is so pungent and hangs in the air

 

[chrisrobin]

The smell, the smell is so pungent and hangs in the air

I could have said, and I misquote
When love congeals
it leaves the aromor
of performing seals

 

[H.ricky]

If you hear porn, it's because he wants you to know he's jerking off, otherwise he'd have low volume or headphones.

Yeah I don’t care who hears me jerking off ever

 

[quiteHorny]

If you hear porn, it's because he wants you to know he's jerking off, otherwise he'd have low volume or headphones.

Agree. Unless he thinks he was home alone

 

[quiteHorny]

boost

 

[Shujun Zhang]

I've noticed a few things:
1) Red cheeks after going to the bathroom, although this doesn't always apply due to normal heat. (Mostly applies to lighter skin tones)
2) After cumming, for some guys their dick can still be sensitive and they might constantly reach to it or "scratch/move" them. I've seen plenty of times where guys either early at college would just non-stop scratch/touch there and it's a clear indicator to me they jerked off before arriving.
3) Red hands after going to the bathroom, although this doesn't always apply due to normal heat.
4) Coming out of the bathroom sleepy.

 

[quiteHorny]

I've noticed a few things:
1) Red cheeks after going to the bathroom, although this doesn't always apply due to normal heat. (Mostly applies to lighter skin tones)
2) After cumming, for some guys their dick can still be sensitive and they might constantly reach to it or "scratch/move" them. I've seen plenty of times where guys either early at college would just non-stop scratch/touch there and it's a clear indicator to me they jerked off before arriving.
3) Red hands after going to the bathroom, although this doesn't always apply due to normal heat.
4) Coming out of the bathroom sleepy.

Agree with 4 for sure. The other 3 sometimes. Oh and the scratching one is true if the guy didn't take shower after. A mix of lube, spit and cum on his dick.

 

[tnman]

a crusty sock on the floor

 

[quiteHorny]

a crusty sock on the floor

Surely

 

[Longwood8]

When you see dried cum on his shirt that he claims is dried toothpaste.

That happened to me but my friend gave me a smirk cause he knew what it actually was.

 

[quiteHorny]

When you see dried cum on his shirt that he claims is dried toothpaste.

That happened to me but my friend gave me a smirk cause he knew what it actually was.

I've seen cum on some clothes or something that it got on; hours after. And I'm hmm, didn't even realize that it got on that

 

[quiteHorny]

Another sign might actually dried cum on like their chest. Sometimes I might cum on my chest and wipe it off. But if don't shower same time. You'd be able to kind a tell that its dried cum even tho it was wiped off. Especially if you got a bit hair on your chest where the cum landed.

 

[notthatguy]

Definitely that smell and how relaxed you look.

 

[brobully]

I must have a bad sense of smell.