Small dick energy

No, to be honest, I wish I was smaller and I'm just a smidge below average. I wish I had a 3-4 incher or smaller. Big dicks are impressive, but ultimately I know this comes with logistical and packing challenges. I want to have a very small one, so much so it doesn't need adjusting ever and just jiggles when I walk.

If I could go back in time and change it about myself, I 100% would.
 
Having been described as an alpha male with a beta dick more than once, I definitely believe in small dick energy. Being heavily involved in the running of our local naturist club, I am often taking control of matters and running the show despite often having the smallest dick in the group…I think some of the really big members are confused by my not being embarrassed or intimidated by our obvious differences.
A dick is a dick is a dick and you play the hand you have been dealt the best you can