Soccer dick, balls and butt chat

[Xyzzy]

Let's have some horny chat about soccer players (footballers) dicks, balls, butts, bushes and everything else that's hidden under their shorts!

I'll start off with Martin Ødegaard with his lovely smooth, tight bod. Reckon his dick and balls are just as smooth with a neat blonde bush. Probably an average sized dick but a nice looking one!

 

[conshaa]

I take Rasmus Hojlund. As we know he has a nice bush. I would say he got a good sized uncut dick! He is obviously hot!

 

[Xyzzy]

I take Rasmus Hojlund. As we know he has a nice bush. I would say he got a good sized uncut dick! He is obviously hot!

Another blonde Nordic hottie! His bulge makes it look like he's packing below that nice bush.

 

[Waar123]

Gerard pique and Fernando Llorente

 

[33077611]

Curtis Jones, Conor Bradley and Alexis Mac Allister are always bulging, they all look massive.

 

[JoeB113432]

Jack Clarke

 

[DarthDoom]

Jude Bellingham - 8.5 inches, uncut
Mason mount - 7.5 inches, uncut
Alexander Arnold - 6.5 inches, uncut
Declan rice - 7 inches, uncut
Gavi - 6.5 inches, uncut
Mbappe - 8 inches, uncut
Mctominay - 8.5 inches, uncut
Erling haaland - 9 inches, uncut
Foden - 7 inches, uncut
De jong - 8 inches, uncut
Jobe Bellingham - 7 inches, uncut
Cole palmer - 6.5 inches, uncut
Ryan Yates - 8 inches, uncut

 

[umeberuuu]

gotta add some more to de Jong but the rest fits well

 

[DarthDoom]

De Jong could go up to 9

 

[umeberuuu]

he's the biggest for me

 

[DarthDoom]

Tough between him and erling

 

[Xyzzy]

Jude Bellingham - 8.5 inches, uncut
Mason mount - 7.5 inches, uncut
Alexander Arnold - 6.5 inches, uncut
Declan rice - 7 inches, uncut
Gavi - 6.5 inches, uncut
Mbappe - 8 inches, uncut
Mctominay - 8.5 inches, uncut
Erling haaland - 9 inches, uncut
Foden - 7 inches, uncut
De jong - 8 inches, uncut
Jobe Bellingham - 7 inches, uncut
Cole palmer - 6.5 inches, uncut
Ryan Yates - 8 inches, uncut

As most footballers are European they are likely gonna be intact

 

[DarthDoom]

Yeah definitely I can't see any of them being cut. Especially with the bulges we've seen they all look uncut which I like

 

[mikasamoltenvb]

How about Messi? I think his bulge is pretty big and always noticeable

 

[DarthDoom]

Definitely looks like all his height went to his dick

 

[Xyzzy]

How about Messi? I think his bulge is pretty big and always noticeable

Leo's definitely packing.

 

[Henners84]

Leo's definitely packing.

Would love him to explode down my throat

 

[umeberuuu]

I'd rather say he got big balls

 

[DarthDoom]

How about Jude and Jobe Bellingham? Look like pretty big brothers

 

[aldpvohebe]

Jude Bellingham - 8.5 inches, uncut
Mason mount - 7.5 inches, uncut
Alexander Arnold - 6.5 inches, uncut
Declan rice - 7 inches, uncut
Gavi - 6.5 inches, uncut
Mbappe - 8 inches, uncut
Mctominay - 8.5 inches, uncut
Erling haaland - 9 inches, uncut
Foden - 7 inches, uncut
De jong - 8 inches, uncut
Jobe Bellingham - 7 inches, uncut
Cole palmer - 6.5 inches, uncut
Ryan Yates - 8 inches, uncut

frenkie de jong has the biggest cock out of them all imo