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Spermiogram (semen Analysis)

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by Italian1986, Aug 8, 2021.

  1. Italian1986

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    Have you ever done one?

    I have my first one next Wednesday and from the Lab they told me that my last ejaculation had to be within Friday, then, 4 days of abstinence.

    It’s only Sunday and I’m going crazy.

    I need to cum. Daily. At least 2-3 times per day.

    My gf knows that, and if we don’t fuck I jerk off, sometimes she helps me. This is all fine.

    But I never spent so many days without cumming. My cock gets hard with nothing if she’s around and I think about having sex all the times. The first two days are driving me crazy.

    I don’t know how to explain… I need to cum but I don’t have to. Four days are not that much, but they seem to me like an eternity.

    Have you ever felt this way? I mean, with this primary need to cum and cannot to that? I feel like an animal, in a cage. I know this is silly, but damn… I need to resist.
     
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    I've thought about it, just bc I'm curious. I wonder how well my supposed swimmers swim.
    Good luck with the "no cum" thing though :p
     
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    Stay strong! Please keep us posted on the results of your sperm analysis.
     
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  4. Italian1986

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    I’m not worried about the results.
    The fact is that I want to cum. I need to.
    My gf told me to stop being such a “slave of that big cock between my legs” and I just got hard immediately
    I’m desperate
     
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    It's a shame that your appointment's only in a few days. If you were preparing well in advance I would've advised you buy a cock cage, lock yourself up and give her the key, so you can't play with him like you're used to. It does the business. :grinning:
     
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  6. Italian1986

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    NO WAY!!!
    This is mad!!!

    Another thing that I’m realizing is that I’m going to jack off in a room with someone waiting outside, knowing that I’m jerking off… this is making me so horny that I hope not to cum in my dreams
     
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    A cage would probably* stop that happening as well.

    *It is perfectly possible to unload with one on, but I doubt you'd do it in your sleep
     
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    Cock cage is not really my thing
     
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    Fair enough, I was just having a little fun :D
     
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    @Italian1986 I feel you.... big dicks are hard to handle. Just stay strong and seek some other distraction, go sporting or so, that takes some energy and you think about something else.
    Besides that, showing of that perfect big dick on here and chatting on here wont help you for now... but challenge yourself and post more hot pics while nog cumming :) you would do us a huge favor
     
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    Big dicks are hard to handle, this is so fucking right!
     
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    @Italian1986 I am curious about the hard gained results
     
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    I went 2 weeks once to coincide with my wife's ovulation. she also abstained. we went from 3-4 times a day to zero. anyway, it worked. I filled her pussy. we wanted a boy, we got a boy.
     
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    Well it's going to be such a turn on that you're probably going to shoot a huge load, when it's time to provide the sample I've read that you are going to shoot the most fertile load after about 10 minutes, so try to edge if you can for around the same time. Don't forget to share your sperm analysis here when you get the results. Btw why are you having your sperm tested?
     
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    Well, 10 minutes for jerking off… I’m gonna put all my best!
    My and my gf are thinking about having a baby, so she did her run of tests just to know everything was ok and I’m doing the same too
     
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    That's superb!!
     
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    I feel you bro! Days with out blowing a load from my bull balls and I'm constantly in sex mode.
     
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    And when your balls are finally able to relieve themselves, you're going to feel sooooooo good. Savor that orgasm and enjoy it for all it's worth.
     
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    I had one of those 35 years ago when my wife and I were attempting to start a family. I assume you are having this for the same reason? Then think about raising them... That should kill your boner just a bit... :p
     
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    you’re right!
     
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    Good luck and try not to think about it. Just makes it worse.
     
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    I had my sperm checked a few years ago as part of tests to check my testicles were healthy, despite being so large. Abstaining was just too hard for me and I ended up ejaculating about 36 hours before the appointment, (I'd been told to wait 72). But it was ok, I told them what had happened, and they just made a note that the spermiogram was after 36 hours.
     
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    I hope to resist…

    Where/how did you cum?
     
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    I was just too horny, couldn't concentrate on anything, had to release
     
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    So, you jerked off… seems legit

    I’m trying to resist.
    I still have today and tomorrow, and Wednesday morning I will shot my load inside a sterilized plastic glass…
     
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    It's hard.
    Everything is hard.
     
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    I jerked off a little, just edging, I didn’t cum. Damn it
     
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    What did they find out about your testicles? Did you produce normal, large or small quantities of sperm? What was the quality of the sperm like? What did they conclude about your big balls?
     
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    Good man. Resisting the urge takes discipline.
     
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    I turned out to have a very high sperm count indeed, about 959 million sperm total (and this was after 36 hours, rather than the recommended 72), and I ejaculated about 7 ml of semen. The other parameters, motility etc. were closer to the normal range.

    The conclusion about my testicles was they're healthy, just "unusually large".
     
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