Spermiogram (semen Analysis)

[Italian1986]

Have you ever done one?

I have my first one next Wednesday and from the Lab they told me that my last ejaculation had to be within Friday, then, 4 days of abstinence.

It’s only Sunday and I’m going crazy.

I need to cum. Daily. At least 2-3 times per day.

My gf knows that, and if we don’t fuck I jerk off, sometimes she helps me. This is all fine.

But I never spent so many days without cumming. My cock gets hard with nothing if she’s around and I think about having sex all the times. The first two days are driving me crazy.

I don’t know how to explain… I need to cum but I don’t have to. Four days are not that much, but they seem to me like an eternity.

Have you ever felt this way? I mean, with this primary need to cum and cannot to that? I feel like an animal, in a cage. I know this is silly, but damn… I need to resist.

 

[bigbucky]

I went 2 weeks once to coincide with my wife's ovulation. she also abstained. we went from 3-4 times a day to zero. anyway, it worked. I filled her pussy. we wanted a boy, we got a boy.

 

[Italian1986]

@Italian1986 I feel you.... big dicks are hard to handle. Just stay strong and seek some other distraction, go sporting or so, that takes some energy and you think about something else.
Besides that, showing of that perfect big dick on here and chatting on here wont help you for now... but challenge yourself and post more hot pics while nog cumming you would do us a huge favor

Big dicks are hard to handle, this is so fucking right!

 

[Italian1986]

Done!
I’m a brand new man now
The receptionist made me sign some form (covid, authorization etc…) the I went to the lab.
There was this guy, I think 37-40, very nice and accommodating, he asked me some questions like the last ejaculation, if I was under medication, if I smoke, drink or drugs…
Then ho gave me this little plastic cup and said that it was very important that the very first drop needed to be inside the cup, otherwise the test was not properly done.
He took me to this bathroom, he said that this was all for me, no one could come and knock at the door, so I had all the privacy I wanted.
I brought my AirPods, sit on the wc, selected a video from my playlist on PornHub and I started.
The volume of the video was not that loud, so I could hear the guy on the next lab waiting for me typing at the laptop and making som phone calls, he said “I have this guy who is taking a little bit longer, then other 5 guys and I’m done for this morning”.
After 20 minutes I came so hard, paying attention to fill the cup with all the drops.
I went to the lab, he was at the pc, I put the cup on the desk and he said the results will be ready this afternoon.
And I left.

 

[Italian1986]

After 4 days of abstinence:
Total amount: 4 ml / minimum 1,5 ml
Total count: 424 x 10^6 / minimum 39 x 10^6

 

[WilliamG]

Have you ever done one?

I have my first one next Wednesday and from the Lab they told me that my last ejaculation had to be within Friday, then, 4 days of abstinence.

I had one of those 35 years ago when my wife and I were attempting to start a family. I assume you are having this for the same reason? Then think about raising them... That should kill your boner just a bit...

 

[NickJ21]

@Italian1986 I feel you.... big dicks are hard to handle. Just stay strong and seek some other distraction, go sporting or so, that takes some energy and you think about something else.
Besides that, showing of that perfect big dick on here and chatting on here wont help you for now... but challenge yourself and post more hot pics while nog cumming you would do us a huge favor

 

[Italian1986]

Well it's going to be such a turn on that you're probably going to shoot a huge load, when it's time to provide the sample I've read that you are going to shoot the most fertile load after about 10 minutes, so try to edge if you can for around the same time. Don't forget to share your sperm analysis here when you get the results. Btw why are you having your sperm tested?

Well, 10 minutes for jerking off… I’m gonna put all my best!
My and my gf are thinking about having a baby, so she did her run of tests just to know everything was ok and I’m doing the same too

 

[CapAmerica]

NO WAY!!!
This is mad!!!

Another thing that I’m realizing is that I’m going to jack off in a room with someone waiting outside, knowing that I’m jerking off… this is making me so horny that I hope not to cum in my dreams

I remember that situation well, I was around 25. First wife had fertility issues, so I had to give a sample to verify I was good. On day three I went to my construction site, trying not to think of the up coming event, but the field office secretary knew of my situation and she kept giving me cleavage shots all morning. She was a crazy mid 30s gal. Got to the hospital, found the lab, they lead me to the nurse lounge that had a bathroom and couch area. Cute nurse pointed to a box and said “if you need some excitement, these might help”… the box had Playboy and Penthouse magazines. I decided to get to it, dropped my pants and underwear to my knees and began to stroke, rock hard in no time. About a minute into jerking I hear a knock on the door, then realize the bathroom had two doors and I panic. It was the nurse saying “ I forgot to tell you to use the cup with the white cap “. She was laughing as she knew see was interrupting my mission. So, two minutes later I blew multiple shots into the cup, sort of proud of my load. Took a few minutes to gain composure and take the cup out to the nurses desk. Older nurse took the cup and said “did you mess up the bathroom, did you clean up any missed shots? “. I had a look of horror I guess and said, “ no, it’s all in there”. I pretty much turned and hustled off. She then yelled down the hall for me to come back. I did and she asked “ how many wanks did I do ? “. Huh? Well that’s a lot of semen in the cup…Me, “ um, just once mam”. She then just smiled and said “ ok, you can leave”. Mortified and feeling that post cumming euphoria was so weird as I exited the hospital.

 

[Italian1986]

How much cum did you produce?
How are your balls after?

A lot, and I had to squeeze my cock to make sure all drops were collected.
My balls feel great, I’m saving for tonight with my gf.

 

[Italian1986]

I’m not worried about the results.
The fact is that I want to cum. I need to.
My gf told me to stop being such a “slave of that big cock between my legs” and I just got hard immediately
I’m desperate

 

[Italian1986]

It's a shame that your appointment's only in a few days. If you were preparing well in advance I would've advised you buy a cock cage, lock yourself up and give her the key, so you can't play with him like you're used to. It does the business.

NO WAY!!!
This is mad!!!

Another thing that I’m realizing is that I’m going to jack off in a room with someone waiting outside, knowing that I’m jerking off… this is making me so horny that I hope not to cum in my dreams

 

[Countrythick6]

I feel you bro! Days with out blowing a load from my bull balls and I'm constantly in sex mode.

 

[guywithbigballs]

What did they find out about your testicles? Did you produce normal, large or small quantities of sperm? What was the quality of the sperm like? What did they conclude about your big balls?

I turned out to have a very high sperm count indeed, about 959 million sperm total (and this was after 36 hours, rather than the recommended 72), and I ejaculated about 7 ml of semen. The other parameters, motility etc. were closer to the normal range.

The conclusion about my testicles was they're healthy, just "unusually large".

 

[Italian1986]

Awesome! Let us know the results!

The numbers are great and ok.

 

[littleguy2]

Just need to put those swimmers in the right place. Don’t waste them jerking off. Need two days between each cum to make them optimal

 

[CaptainAmazing999]

NO WAY!!!
This is mad!!!

Another thing that I’m realizing is that I’m going to jack off in a room with someone waiting outside, knowing that I’m jerking off… this is making me so horny that I hope not to cum in my dreams

And when your balls are finally able to relieve themselves, you're going to feel sooooooo good. Savor that orgasm and enjoy it for all it's worth.

 

[Italian1986]

Keep edging i guess you'll get bored eventually

I never get bored when I have my cock in my hands

 

[Cum_is_Great]

I guess I'm lucky I am not a slave to my dick in such a way! I love jerking off and edging too but damn, can't go 4 days without? I really don't mean to be judgemental but it honestly seems like an honest to god addiction at that point. If the subject was almost literally anything else, it would be deemed as problematic.

 

[Countrythick6]

After all this build up, you should at least snap a pic of that cup after you fill it so we can see what the results are!